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    gwarrr! im a neutrophil!

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    Oh crap, my own cells are revolting against me. Ah well, night is over. Write-up in a moment.
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    Night 2



    Iskander awoke, feeling about the same as before.



    Begin Day 2 You have until 17:30 PST tomorrow. Due to scheduling changes in my life, I will only be able to log in once per day from now on. I therefore won't be able to answer any questions you may have between now and then. If you all want me to extend this phase to Friday, I will do so with a unanimous vote.

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    Now here comes the fun part.

    As Beskar suggested, I was not being truthful about being infected. And you have no reason to believe me. Sorry atheotes, but I knew I wasn't infected and I had to attempt to stay alive, because a known healthy is better than an unknown cell. By declaring myself infected, it was the only option I had to confuse the infected cells.

    Besides, like I said, if I were to become infected that would be a very bad thing for the infected cells.

    And now my reputation will come back and bite me in the buttocks, and we'll kill a healthy cell if you don't believe me.



    That's my story. Sorry for being dishonest, but as I learned in TWC's medieval mafia, being a dishonest townie is a useful tactic that can actually help. In that game I claimed to be a mason and I really wasn't. As a result, we formed a pro-town network and we nailed a mafioso.
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    Vote: AskthePizzaGuy

    He announced he was actually the infected cell, so time to save Iskander. Now he is trying to stay alive because he probably got caught out as the person he infected either didn't send in their orders or they infected him again which... Iskander, what happens when that happens?
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    That's very strange. You just said 5 posts ago that my reveal was a joke. You didn't get infected during the night because there are still only 2 cells infected.

    Care to explain?
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    Explaining implies that I am in the know, unfortunately, I don't so there is nothing to explain. I haven't got a clue why there are no new infections.
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    Here, allow me...

    from the rules, it seems to say that the infected cells do not know who infected them. That means, they could attempt to infect a cell that is already infected, and it results in nothing. Their lack of communication between one another is their weakness. They don't know who to infect next. That is why I attempted to suggest I was already infected, because although the infected cell from last round would know I was lying, they might assume I was the person that infected them to begin with.

    I believe this deception is the reason why they accidentally chose the person who infected them to begin with as their infection target. That would explain why there are no additional infected cells.

    If I were the infected cell from last round, I would have accepted that risk as a possibility and not "revealed" at all. I'm not stupid, you have to give me more credit than that.
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    But as you said, they might have saw your reveal as a joke not to get infected but they called you on it and did infect you. I haven't got a clue what is going through the minds of the infected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    But as you said, they might have saw your reveal as a joke not to get infected but they called you on it and did infect you. I haven't got a clue what is going through the minds of the infected.
    HUH???

    You're not paying attention. There are no new infected cells, Beskar.

    Come on, I'm giving you the Benefit of the Doubt regarding your alignment, but if town doesn't pay attention we're gonna lose.
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    Fine then, who is the Infected? We had a reveal from you (my comment about your reveal being a joke was actually the comments where I said for Iskander to WOG you to make you sweat).
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    Looking over your behavior, I'm looking at this post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar
    I think AVSM is onto something.

    Vote: Iskander 3.1

    p.s. Pizza's reveal thing was a joke.
    This is after I mentioned to you I was joking. So you felt obliged to tell everyone?

    You were warning the cell you infected that I was still uninfected. You are the original infected cell.

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    Pizza, you just revealed to everyone you are indeed the Mafia. I will direct everyone to post '62.

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    I am going to vote for Taka next round, then I am going to vote for Beskar the round after that, followed by TheFlax.

    If I deviate from this pattern, you must lynch me because that means I am the infected cell.
    Anyway, my comment was obviously in relation to -
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    Publicly revealing your role is not allowed under any circumstances whatsoever and will result in IoI.
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    What happened to "If I don't vote in the order I gave, I'm infected"?



    Is this a sign we should lynch you?
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    TheFlax needs to die on principle. No townie should even be that scummy.

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    TheFlax is your infected partner.

    That's why he's on the offense with such a weak case.

    THERE ARE NO NEW INFECTED CELLS, people.

    It's no small wonder he voted for me last round.
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    Pizzaguy is sweating himself, he must have got re-infected or something from the previous round, hence the sudden change in attitude and how he desperately changed his post to Atheotes in the previous round in order for him to stay alive.

    You got caught red handed, Pizza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Vote: AVSM
    AVSM is still uninfected. That's probably why Beskar voted for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Pizzaguy is sweating himself, he must have got re-infected or something from the previous round, hence the sudden change in attitude and how he desperately changed his post to Atheotes in the previous round in order for him to stay alive.

    You got caught red handed, Pizza.
    Are you even thinking a round ahead?

    If I get lynched, the amount of infected cells remains the same.


    You're the one who sounds nervous.
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    Operating on the assumption Beskar was attempting to telegraph to his partner (indicating he was the original infection) that I was joking about being infected, then we know we have to lynch him eventually. Of greater importance is lynching his partner, who must have targeted Beskar last night (or no one, I suppose) instead of the healthy cells.

    So far, I see TheFlax butting in but not voting for me. Wary of looking like a bandwagoner, Flax? Or are you actually retaining an open mind?

    The cell we need to kill is not Beskar, and it is not me, and it is not AVSM, because Beskar voted for him. My biggest suspect at the moment is TheFlax, because he's been against me from the beginning, and now I'm accusing his partner, which he must be aware of by now, if he picked Beskar.
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    unvote, vote: TheFlax

    Let's find out who Beskar's partner is.

    I am interested to see who else bandwagons me this round without thinking. Some townies will, but the other infected cell obviously will.
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    This makes no sense. Why would they not infect someone? Atheotes was not infected at all.
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    See post 98, AVSM.

    Beskar voted for you last round, so you're obviously not his partner. Unless he was really slick.

    Even if Beskar manages to get me lynched this round, when the number of infected cells remains the same, he's gonna look really bad. That should also help narrow down who his partner is.
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    Words of a desperate man, AsktheInfectedGuy.

    You say I told the infected person that you are apparently joking but you also say that they infected me. How do that even make sense? If I told them, they would know I was infected and not pick but.

    My comment was in obvious reply to Iskander who said that the rules meant role pasting, not claiming, saying I was joking for grounds of WOG.

    So lets go through the facts:
    - ATIG said "If I change my pattern, I am infected" he changed his pattern
    - Did he a voting U-turn when I suspected him to get Atheotes lyched instead of him.
    - He claimed he was the infected.
    - Now the votes say there isn't another infected, he starts crying he is not infected and it was all jokes.
    - When I accuse him of playing up, he tries to form a bandwagon on me.
    - Because some one else is not buying his bull, he is accusing of them too.


    In short -
    Ask the Infected Guy is playing desperate as Mafia to stay alive or he will lose.
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    I don't believe you have been infected, just nothing your inconsistency. But if you have it all figured out, then don't let me stop you. I'll know from now on that such claims are BS, not that I didn't expect as much. Also your case against Beskar is not much of a case, its your standard "everyone who doesn't agree with me is mafia".

    Anyways, I'm not going to vote for either of you, I want to hear other people.
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    TheFlax needs to die on principle. No townie should even be that scummy.

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    Also, your claim about voting for AVSM was an obvious joke vote where I say him and TheFlax are the mafia. If TheFlax is my partner, why would I accuse him of being a mafia by your logic, even in a joke vote post?

    None of what you are claiming make sense and contain more holes than Iskander 3.1's boxer shorts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Words of a desperate man, AsktheInfectedGuy.
    Everything you've said and all your behavior to date suggests desperation.

    You say I told the infected person that you are apparently joking but you also say that they infected me. How do that even make sense? If I told them, they would know I was infected and not pick but.
    Don't play innocent with me. They attempted to infect you. Attempted. Not the same thing.

    My comment was in obvious reply to Iskander who said that the rules meant role pasting, not claiming, saying I was joking for grounds of WOG.
    No, it was an obvious telegraph of something I revealed to you, that I was joking. You were sending a warning to your partner, who didn't listen.

    So lets go through the facts:
    - ATIG said "If I change my pattern, I am infected" he changed his pattern
    Here is where you lose automatically.

    THERE ARE NO NEW INFECTED CELLS.


    - Did he a voting U-turn when I suspected him to get Atheotes lyched instead of him.
    Yeah. Any townie would attempt to stay alive. What else would you have me do? NOT check Atheotes for possible infection?

    Utterly ridiculous.

    - He claimed he was the infected.
    People claim lots of things in mafia games. Right Beskar?

    - Now the votes say there isn't another infected, he starts crying he is not infected and it was all jokes.
    I revealed that to you BEFORE the night phase even began.

    - When I accuse him of playing up, he tries to form a bandwagon on me.
    Aww.... poor Beskar. Doesn't feel so good, does it?

    - Because some one else is not buying his bull, he is accusing of them too.
    You're darned right. I'm less interested in defending myself and more interested in solving the case.

    In short -
    Ask the Infected Guy is playing desperate as Mafia to stay alive or he will lose.



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    More desperate words, Ask the Infected Guy, but I have one better.



    Quit listening to the desperate Mafia fighting for survival and put an end to the infection.

    Yes, you can use this in the write-up Iskander.
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    You're not even at all interested in hearing what I have to say. A townie would retain a more open mind, perhaps, and debate me rather than make silly pictures.

    There are holes in your accusation of me, holes that you should already be aware of because I've reminded you of them several times. You're not listening, you're only accusing. At least I treat your accusations with seriousness.

    You're obviously not a townie or you would be debating me properly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    You're not even at all interested in hearing what I have to say. A townie would retain a more open mind, perhaps, and debate me rather than make silly pictures.

    There are holes in your accusation of me, holes that you should already be aware of because I've reminded you of them several times. You're not listening, you're only accusing. At least I treat your accusations with seriousness.


    You're obviously not a townie or you would be debating me properly.
    You want to know what is funny?

    YLC said the same thing in the Futrama Mafia when I showed him to be the Mafia, and guess what? He was the Mafia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    You want to know what is funny?

    YLC said the same thing in the Futrama Mafia when I showed him to be the Mafia, and guess what? He was the Mafia.

    That's not a rebuttal. You'll address the fact that you accused me of being infected again when there were no new infections.
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