Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?
...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.
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Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?
...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.
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I'm going with crappy photoshop skills more then anything else.
When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
-Stephen Crane
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And plagiarism. That Cylon-football thingy looks an awful lot like a copyright infringement suit (or somesuch) in the making.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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That "cylon-footbal thingie" would be the spaceship from 2001.Originally Posted by Watchman
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Now you see maybe you're not too far off, looks like the evil cylon ball has 3 docking ports, these are obviously to hook up with the cylinder of DOOM. Since the year 2000, aliens in human form have been using the space shuttle to ferry all the worlds booze & drugs to the cylinder of DOOM where its being sythetically modified for the evil cylon ball people to imbibe, this will bring them out of their century long torpor...Just long enough for them to save one human, (D.M.Courtney! They are evil after all), before they destroy earth!Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?
...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.
Now wtf are the publishers? I'm gonna get paid!
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