The Black Country [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

How about you vote for someone besides me, and we call it even? It's not me, and now that I've revealed that I'm a pro-town I'm as good as dead tonight. Let's try to get it right this round.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have received a message directly from my steak and kidney pie that describes the types of bats that live on the moon, and I simply must teach this awesome revelation to the townspeople.

[Tratorix]

ATPG is harmless but crazy. Vote: taka because I got a guilty result on him.

[Askthepizzaguy]

K just remember if he's innocent I vote you next.

unvote, vote: Taka

PS- FRIED PICKLES ARE YOUR GOD NOW, ARTICHOKES!!!!

[Diana Abnoba]

Did you say something about peanut butter cookies? Would go well with me ale.

[Diana Abnoba]

Same goes for me.
Vote: Taka

[johnhughthom]

Peanut butter cookies!!!

This is ENGLAND!!

We don't eat that crap. Peanut butter I mean, cookies are acceptable. Pork scratchings are much better though.

Tratorix, may I inquire as to why thou waited until near the end of the session before revealing you had a guilty result on taka?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tratorix, may I inquire as to why thou waited until near the end of the session before revealing you had a guilty result on taka?

According to my notes, Tratorix hasn't been online until just recently. This may have been his first opportunity bananas are eating my brain.

[Tratorix]

Peanut butter cookies!!!

This is ENGLAND!!

We don't eat that crap. Peanut butter I mean, cookies are acceptable. Pork scratchings are much better though.

Tratorix, may I inquire as to why thou waited until near the end of the session before revealing you had a guilty result on taka?

Because I clearly have other motivations and don't want anyone to question me.

Actually, I got that result the first night and I've been weighing the pros and cons of revealing since. I revealed now because its been like 5 or 6 games since I survived past the third night phase.

[Beefy187]

Vote: taka

[Askthepizzaguy]

You have to unvote, vote Taka if you want it to be a legal vote, so sayeth the purple three-headed space creature born inside of a watermelon.

[Beefy187]

You have to unvote, vote Taka if you want it to be a legal vote, so sayeth the purple three-headed space creature born inside of a watermelon.

Unvote, Vote: talka

[Askthepizzaguy]

Unvote, Vote: talka

It almost looks like you're intentionally trying to keep your vote illegal, space man!

[Beefy187]

Oh its a joke...

Okay it was a bad typo..

Unvote, Vote: taka

[Death is yonder]

Just a query, shouldn't the round have ended already?

Unless AVSM made the round like 48 hours....

Then again, he made no statement about when the round would end, the write up for "night 1" so to speak was posted at about 8.56pm GMT 2 days ago.

ATPG is harmless but crazy. Vote: taka because I got a guilty result on him.

If you're the detective I suppose you are right then, but you better be

But can I have my booze still??

Unvote; Abstain
Vote: Taka

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Wow... so much happens when I'm not around... its not fair!

[Tratorix]

If you're the detective I suppose you are right then, but you better be

A bit early for false detective claims. Plus, taka's been online after I revealed and hasn't said anything in his defence so...

[Beefy187]

Theres no counter claims to even doubt Tratorix' identity.
I think its genuine.

[Death is yonder]

Theres no counter claims to even doubt Tratorix' identity.
I think its genuine.

There is a mild possibility that one of the dead was the detective, and are not following the thread.

But then again, Beskar and Yaro probably haven't been one for not following their own games, so I suppose we'll just find out after this lynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC quick note: Diana is working until tomorrow morning and will be working tomorrow night. She will probably be on but sleep is very important with her job so, she may not be here to respond to questions.

Several possibilities: Tratorix is detective as he claims, most likely as the risk is a bit much to claim this early. Tratorix is mafia and trying to make himself appear innocent by tossing a teammate under the bus for great justice. Tratorix is a townie and making a wild freaking guess ala Reenk Roink in Treehouse of Horror. Or Tratorix is actually a giant man-eating chicken from the Uranus, wielding the dreaded Uranian death ray which can destroy entire legions of Bartixian troops, zippity zop, chim-chim-chim-chimminy-chim-chim-cheroo.

[Beskar]

Dead people should keep quiet.

[Death is yonder]

Well, if there were more detectives this game, surely they would be somehow balanced out, whether by more killers (SKs) or whatever, evidently there have been nothing extraordinary past the 2 typical mafia kills. (If they ARE mafia kills that is...)

[A Very Super Market]

48 hours? The last write-up was from yesterday....

Anyways, it looks like taka is beyond dead. Write up will come. In the mean time, you can start getting your orders in.

[Tratorix]

Dead people should keep quiet.

No they shouldn't.

[Death is yonder]

48 hours? The last write-up was from yesterday....

Anyways, it looks like taka is beyond dead. Write up will come. In the mean time, you can start getting your orders in.

Well, it was just that it was like 28-29 hours ago, and I was in the opinion that phases are usually in multiples of 24 and possible extensions vary, but usually extend either 12hours or 24 hours or just a few hours in the event of tiebreak.

[A Very Super Market]

I am very, very, liberal in phases lengths. I've already given an extension for people to get there orders in. I'm considering being Draconian and not accepting "late" orders, but that would be hypocritical because I'm usually late in the write-ups.

Speaking of which, I really do need to get started.
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taka looked around nervously. The crowd was almost unanimously in favour of ripping him apart, brandishing beer bottles and chair legs menacingly. There was only one thing to do.

"Run"

He took off, bolting through the rubble that still covered the town square. The crowd attempted to follow, but got stuck behind a particularily corpulent man, who had tripped over one of the dents in the street. Snickering, taka saw that his freedom was just in reach. The idiots could never catch a master criminal.

At that moment, he stepped onto a bloody rock, losing his balance and tumbling onto the loose bits of steel. Badly bloodied, he tried to get up, but the mob had caught up to him by just climbing the fat man, who was still stuck in the ditch.

AtPG would have no food tonight. In fact, there was little evidence that taka ever existed after they got to him

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Alive
pevergreen
atheotes
johnhughthom
Captain Blackadder
Diana Abnoba
Tratorix
Beefy187
taka
AtPG
Iskander 3.1
Death is Yonder


Bit it
White eyes :D
CDF
Yaropolk
Beskar
taka

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'll protect you tonight, my liege! With my.... argon-crystal LASER BEAM!!! WOOP WOOP!!!

[Death is yonder]

The idiots could never catch a master criminal.

Guess Tratorix was right, sorry for not totally believing you at first.

but the mob had caught up to him by just climbing the fat man, who was still stuck in the ditch.

AtPG would have no food tonight. There were no remains left on the ground...

[A Very Super Market]

I don't know what you're talking about

[Beskar]

Maybe that is Traitorix admitting it.

[Tratorix]

Maybe that is Traitorix admitting it.

I don't understand what you mean here. Admitting what? Anyway, if anyone has a protection ability, I have an idea for who you could use it on tonight.

[A Very Super Market]

I'm sad that you guys don't read into the write-ups. I hide a lot of sophistication behind those little words, you know.

Of course, the sophistication is even smaller than the words to actually hide, but you get my point.