Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
Rather than ruin the meal, I waited until we were both done to drop the bomb. She was furious. "Why didn't you tell me before we ate?" she yelled.

"I didn't want to ruin a perfectly good dinner," I responded. She wasn't buying it, and felt that I had been cruel and vicious by waiting a half-hour to tell her.
Lol, niiice response!