Mafia Gear Solid: Incredibly Poorly Reenacted [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

I saw you hiding in the locker.

What?......I was not hiding in a locker......

[Beskar]

Unvote; Vote:White_Eyes:D shizzlesticks

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:Beskar...

[Caius]

Vote:Beskar...

Why this vote?

[White_eyes:D]

Why this vote?

Because, he is trying to save himself by getting rid of me... "I may not be around when the fighting starts...but I still help....sort of..."

[Yaropolk]

Vote: Beskar cause he drowns out other discussion.

[Splitpersonality]

Rounds over, sorry I'm late. Looks like beskar is lynched from first glance...


This was quite hectic, hysterically so, writing this down was oddly fun.


Beskar is lynched, write up on way!

Day one Tally (Final):
Beskar 4 - (Yaropolk, Caius, ATPG, White_Eyes:D)

White_eyes:D 2 - (DiY, Beskar)
Caius 1 - (Johnhughthom)
ATPG 1 - (Beskar)
Yaropolk 1 - (Chaotix)
Johnhugethumb 1 - (AVSM)
Atheotes 1 - (Tratorix)
No Lynch 1 - (Atheotes)

[Chaotix]

That tally has ATPG down as voting twice, split. Are you sure it's correct?

[Splitpersonality]

Yeah sorry, he unvoted caius and voted beskar for "Random.org still sucks" I believe.

Yeah post #59 he did this successfully, I forgot to mark it though. Thanks Chaotix.

[Splitpersonality]

Location: The control room for Metal Gear Rex, deep within the confines of the shadow moses base...

Beskar was doing his job watching over the control room door, making sure no one got in or out without being at the very least, seen. His vigilant gaze had saved Foxhound on numerous occasions, but on this day, for some arbitrary reason, the blame for the killings had been placed on him.

He thought long and hard about his life, his cold and uncaring birth into this world, only to be dragged away and stationed in some cold frozen wasteland, only to die at the hands of the men he pledged loyalty to. He was a silent man, and as such had no arguments for them, he was sure that one of the men voting for him was snake, the -hole, he was getting revenge on him, Beskar knew just why he would want to.

As he watched in front of him, the large group stood waiting on the other side of the bulletproof glass, he couldn't make out what they were saying, but he knew just what they meant.

Lynch beskar, he's scum! He's disgusting, he doesn't talk enough! He's a cult leader, a lush, a degenerate! He's horrible, he's evil and wicked and smells quite bad too! Boo on you beskar, BOO on you, how dare you stand silent watch over our domain and keep us safe while we sleep! He's guilty I tell you! We must bandwaggon him for his use of internet sites such as random.org! He's a menace! He just watched as split died!

He couldn't bear to watch, he did the only thing he could. He turned away from them, he knew what was coming anyway, and he cared none to see it...

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"So," Liquid piped up, "It's decided then, Ocelot will take care of the execution, since he is good with this kind of torture stuff."

Ocelot scratched the back of his head, "Yeah but boss... I really don't know how to torture him... Believe me I've been thinking about it long and hard, but I've never seen him express any emotions, will he even feel pain?"

A couple of the NBC troops looked at each other and shrugged, the group seemed to agree that they had no idea if it was possible, they had all worked with him.

"I don't care, just end him Ocelot!" Liquid yelled.

"Fine geez, alright everyone has to watch though." Ocelot said, motioning for them to all follow him.

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"Alright is everybody ready?" Ocelot inquired, he had laid out on the table some quite humiliating objects, including a tomato, wire cutters, needle nosed pliers, a DVD remote, handcuffs, and a taser.


Beskar could now hear them clearly, he was afraid of ocelot, he had watched him torture before and it was never pretty.

"Any last words?" Ocelot asked his poor victim.

Beskar slowly and solemnly shook his head, he let out a small noise , he turned 60 degrees to the right, then 60 degrees to the left, the room he had guarded his entire life was still safe, so maybe he had done something right in the end, and that was condolence enough.

"All right!" Ocelot shouted, and he got into his routine, he started by just throwing the objects at Beskar, but they simply bounced off. He tased beskar, but it had no effect. He pointed the DVD remote at beskar, but it did nothing either. He even tried handcuffing beskar, but he had nowhere else to handcuff him to.

After hours of trying Ocelot was exhausted, everyone else was bored, and Beskar was still alive.

"Wait wait wait, I've got one more thing!" Ocelot tried to stall for more time.

Psycho Mantis walked in with a cup of coffee, which he somehow managed to drink through his gasmask's filter, "What are you doing in here?"

Ocelot panted, for some reason he was very winded, "Trying.... trying to.... kill..." he pointed to Beskar, "Be...beskar.."

"Oh for christ-sakes," Psycho mantis said, slapping his hand against his gasmask. "Am I the only mentally capable person here?"

Mantis floated up into the air and looked straight into Beskar's face, he placed one hand behind him and he ripped Beskar straight off of the wall and threw him onto the floor.

In his final throes of death he saw Snake in the background, smiling and laughing at him, it seems that snake was still out there, and had finally won the age old battle. Beskar desperatly wished he was a gun camera now, so he could shoot all of the idiots in the room...


Beskar, is dead.... er... no more

Alive: 11/15
ATPG
atheotes
Tratorix
Caius
White_eyes:D
DIY
AVSM
Yaropolk
Andres
Chaotix
johnhughthom

Murdered 3/15
Splitpersonality
pevergreen
YLC



Lynched 1/12
A Surveillance Beskar?!



It is now night one, phase will end 12PM (Afternoon) EST on Sunday July 26th. Orders in to me people! If you are unsure about orders you can always ask.

[johnhughthom]

he was sure that one of the men voting for him was snake

Beskar 4 - (Yaropolk, Caius, ATPG, White_Eyes:D)

Hmm.

[Chaotix]

Psycho Mantis walked in with a cup of coffee, which he somehow managed to drink through his gasmask's filter, "What are you doing in here?"

Best line in the write-up. That was pretty hilarious...

...although I guess he wasn't really a Japanese tourist anyway..

[Splitpersonality]

That was something of his own invention.

[Beskar]

In his final throes of death he saw Snake in the background, smiling and laughing at him, it seems that snake was still out there, and had finally won the age old battle. Beskar desperatly wished he was a gun camera now, so he could shoot all of the idiots in the room...

My thoughts exactly.

<<>>
Japanese Tourist are famous for always having a camera with them. Now read what my role was on death and read the night-write up, then realise, you, the town, just lost the game.

So long, serves you right for nonsense-voting me constantly.

[A Very Super Market]

Gee, thanks for grouping us all together.

[Beskar]

Gee, thanks for grouping us all together.

Hhhuuuuuggggggg

I asked Split, and he allowed me to reappear as Metal Gear, to kill everyone.

[Splitpersonality]

*nods* it's true.


it's his final form.

[Death is yonder]

In his final throes of death he saw Snake in the background, smiling and laughing at him, it seems that snake was still out there, and had finally won the age old battle. Beskar desperatly wished he was a gun camera now, so he could shoot all of the idiots in the room...

That totally sums up Beskar's opinion of his lynches.



Wouldn't you agree?

[Andres]

Sorry for not being here last round; some RL stuff came up.

[Splitpersonality]

Alright guys, round is over (I JUST woke up) and I will have the writeup in a couple of hours. The PMs are being sent out now,.

A very super market is dead, he was none other than Vulcan Raven the hulking foxhound shaman!


Some other stuff went on behind the scenes but you'll all read about that in your PMs!

The writeup will be here once I finish it!

Day 2 now, phase will end 12pm EST Monday July 27th

[A Very Super Market]

Alas, poor me.

Lynch Caius.

[Andres]

Alas, poor mr.

Lynch Caius.

Is Vulcan Raven a good guy or a bad guy?

[Chaotix]

I believe he's a "bad guy" in the games, but in this game the "bad guys" (Foxhound) are the town. So, my bet goes to that he was a townie. That, and the fact that mafia usually aren't killed by night actions...

[Andres]

I believe he's a "bad guy" in the games, but in this game the "bad guys" (Foxhound) are the town. So, my bet goes to that he was a townie. That, and the fact that mafia usually aren't killed by night actions...

Ah, ok.

Sorry, but I don't know anything about Metal Gear

Vote : Caius

[Askthepizzaguy]

I tend to agree that Caius is an excellent lynch, based on his voting pattern so far, and based on what I know.

vote: Caius

[johnhughthom]

What have I missed with Caius? AVSM didn't exactly provide a compelling reason to vote that way.

[Splitpersonality]

I am so sorry guys...


I got caught off guard by some things today and was unable to even reach the internet once, I am starting the writeup I desperately owe you now...

[Chaotix]

*coughcoughwriteupcoughcough*

Sorry, it's my spring allergies acting up. Oh wait, is it summer, now? Well, umm, err... you see...

[Splitpersonality]

Night 1 Writeup, as promised


Location: The frozen storage room on shadow moses island.

AVSM sat meditating in his room, the ravens around him were his only company. He was trying to clearly forsee what would happen, but it was still coming out hazy. It was quiet, save for the raven's fluttering and cawing, but Raven sensed something else.


"I know you're here," raven opened his eyes and picked up his minigun, that he took from a plane, "SHOW YOURSELF!" He shouted.

A strange noise was made, and a figure materialized in front of him, he his head and drew his blades, "Humm.... you seem to be more... perceptive than the rest of them.... it's a shame you must die now." He said, charging headlong at Raven.


Raven, lifted his gun and began firing it, several rounds bounced off of the ninja-like creature's armor, one round however pierced through his arm, wounding him.

"Agh!" he shouted, he began vibrating, "What! What!" he began running at raven even faster, "Whatdoneyouhavehaveyoudonewhat."


Raven placed his gun down and turned around to run, his shots doing nothing. He decided to try and book it, but his massive size made it quite difficult to outrun a freaking ninja. Especially one that was crazy, and vibrating.


The hulking shaman stopped running, he willed his legs to move, but they refused. He began falling backwards, and as he looked down he saw his legs fall forward, he looked up as he stood over him, the ninja had stopped vibrating and opened his face-mask.

"Y..ou...?" Raven whispered, as things began to fade. The man sheathed his sword and began walking away.

Raven tried to follow him, but could only do so with his eyes, he watched him walk out as his vision blurred and everything became... hazy.... Hazy? He though...... A moment of clarity stuck him, at last he realized what he had seen in his meditation, all the haze, all the confusion, he was seeing himself die each time.

The last thing he thought before he died was, "Why didn't those birds help me?"

[johnhughthom]

For want of a better choice:

Vote:Caius