Jebivjetar Barca the time traveler: Carthaginian AAR

[Jebivjetar]

Chapter one- Jebivjetar Barca: who am I ?

This is me:





My name is Jebivjetar Barca. Some people know me for my membership of the Romaioktonoi group; but that's just one part of the whole story. In fact, i am Carthaginian, and i live in presence. My ancestors somehow managed to survive the Third Punic War wich ended with destruction of Carthage and enslavement of the Carthaginian people. My ancestors escaped somehow, and they moved to Illyria. For many generations my family moved from one part of Illyria to another, and so i live somewhere around there too.

Im using modern technology and virtual spaces so i can return back to the past and have my revenge on Rome. EB (1.5, with fixes) is my newest discovery, so i'm using it to travel back in the time, to travel back to the mighty Carthage itself so i can help my people to fight those Romani.

That's right: i'm a digital and virtual Carthaginian: my spirit entered virtual spaces one year ago. I'm living in Carthage for few months now. I'm a member of the Barcid party and have reached very high place in Carthaginian hierarchy, so i'm a suffet. I'm so damn good in military tactics and in political influence that Barca family decided to adopt me as their own blood. That's why im Jebivjetar + Barca.

I have one big army and i've decided to attack Romani in Sicily. Hannibal Barca is somewhere in Spain by now, and he decided to invade Italy from north. Ok, i know that Hannibal has a very long way to travel if he is about to invade Italy, but today we all know that he will achieve that, so i don't wory about him. That means that Romani are doomed: attacking them from the north and south is a very, very genious plan. Now is 218BC, and as all of you know, my brother Hannibal is going to attack Sagnut very soon. Me and my army are on our way too. With move_character command in my time machine console i will transport us into Sicily. It's time to take Lilibeo back… and to kill some Romans, of course.


(will be continued)

[Cute Wolf]

Good points... time Travelling AAR!!! vv

Are u going to equip your Misteret Ezrahim Trsorim with AK-47?

[satalexton]

You have my approval. =]

[Skullheadhq]

Oh time-traveling, huh?
Nice idea, I love it!
Skullhead approves
Kill some more Romaioi dogs for me

[Jebivjetar]

Good points... time Travelling AAR!!! vv

Are u going to equip your Misteret Ezrahim Trsorim with AK-47?

Well, i can not transport matter with my time-machine, only my spirit can pass through virtual spaces. Anyway, i want to use ancient weapon only: AK-47 would be just too much for my will for hand to hand combat.

[Jebivjetar]

You have my approval. =]

Thanks

Oh time-traveling, huh?
Nice idea, I love it!
Skullhead approves
Kill some more Romaioi dogs for me

Oh, man... you will be overjoyed when this story continues

[Vasiliyi]

Excellent. Let the Romani dogs know that there will never be peace!

[TruePraetorian]

Ineresting. I will be keeping an eye on this to see how well you fare against the might of Rome.

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

I bet you can crush an entire legion with just two Elite African Pikemen .

Are you man enough for that ?

[Jebivjetar]

Ineresting. I will be keeping an eye on this to see how well you fare against the might of Rome.

Believe me, army under my command is unbeatable

I bet you can crush an entire legion with just two Elite African Pikemen .

Well, I'm not sure about that. E.A.P. can be really helpful in my full army composition, but marching only with them against entire legion... i think that is pretty close to suicide

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

Well, I'm not sure about that. E.A.P. can be really helpful in my full army composition, but marching only with them against entire legion... i think that is pretty close to suicide

A Romaiktonos does not ask how many of them but where they are. The barbaroi will always outnumber you and your brave fellows.

OK, two EAP and a Sacred Band Cavalry .

[Jebivjetar]

A Romaiktonos does not ask how many of them but where they are. The barbaroi will always outnumber you and your brave fellows.

OK, two EAP and a Sacred Band Cavalry .

What about my Maure, Numidian and other allies? I can't go in Italy without them: entire Africa wants to see Rome burning, so i must take some of them on my glorious journey

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

Two EAP, a Sacred Band Cavalry, one Numidian Skirmisher, one General's Bodyguard, one Maure Infantry... And an optional extra Numidian Cavalry.

Deal ?

[Jebivjetar]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Two EAP, a Sacred Band Cavalry, one Numidian Skirmisher, one General's Bodyguard, one Maure Infantry... And an optional extra Numidian Cavalry.

Deal ?

Here, have a balloon for your helpful suggestions:

[Julius Augustus]

This is going to be such a good AAR. You, Jebivjetar, deserve a ballon. Here it is:

Burn Barbaropolis Burn!

[Jebivjetar]

This is going to be such a good AAR. You, Jebivjetar, deserve a ballon. Here it is:

Burn Barbaropolis Burn!

Thanks, Julius.

Anyway i wont update my AAR very soon because i'm stuck with some things. I have some nice ideas, but too little useful screenshots. That's because i'm a fanatic: all i have are screenies of dead and butchered Roman legions and barbaro-consular equites : but no campaign map screenies at all....

[chenkai11]

Very nice, Jebivjetar...

I love Carthage and the Carthaginians...pls kill those Romans...

[Jebivjetar]

Very nice, Jebivjetar...

I love Carthage and the Carthaginians...pls kill those Romans...

Oh, man: i can feel your passion in your words. I promise to you all: Rome shall be terrorized

[satalexton]

DEATH TO BARBAROPOLIS!!!