Mafia Mongolica [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Beskar and I are the boldest mafia ever. We just kinda chill and let the town know what we're up to. And then they go lynch themselves and we clink our martini glasses together and laugh and laugh.

[Jolt]

Beskar and I are the boldest mafia ever. We just kinda chill and let the town know what we're up to. And then they go lynch themselves and we clink our martini glasses together and laugh and laugh.

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You both need to die, then.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Shouldn't be too much longer. In the meantime, all this focus on a select few is letting some people sneak through the entire game with 2 or 3 posts, in spite of my repeated frustrated protests.

See what I did there? I was having fun, now I'm serious. How about we get real next round.

[White_eyes:D]

Oh, sure....now it's the lurkers??
You had your chance with Sigurd....but instead went with Me

White Eyes comes to the shocking conclusion that Beskar and ATPG may be working together about three rounds after several people put that theory forward. Case closed.

I just thought it was mere chance and they were screwing around
I don't over-analyze, unless I am SK/Mafia.....not my fault

[Chaotix]

Where's an investigator when you need one? All of this confusion is only a detriment to the town.

ATPG, if you'd like to "get serious", then stop making yourself such a blatant lynch target so we can focus on the real suspects.

[Tratorix]

Where's an investigator when you need one? All of this confusion is only a detriment to the town.

ATPG, if you'd like to "get serious", then stop making yourself such a blatant lynch target so we can focus on the real suspects.

Stop getting voted for!

[Askthepizzaguy]

ATPG, if you'd like to "get serious", then stop making yourself such a blatant lynch target so we can focus on the real suspects.

Hmm... let's recap.

First round:

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Chaotix, Jolt, Tratorix, and Reenk vote for me. I am forced to vote for FactionHeir to stay alive, and I didn't even hide what I was doing. I even said FH was going to be a poop-tastic lynch, because he hadn't posted and I sent him a message many, many hours before the end of the round going "Hey you're gonna die if you don't show up this lynch is stupid vote for someone else with me so we can both live" and he didn't show up until he was dead. It seemed plainly obvious to me he was innocent, and I asked everyone in the thread to vote for someone else. No one listened. The bandwagon on me, which started rolling based off of my post where I did the South Park underwear gnome "4: ????? 5: Profit!!!!" joke was rather bizarre.

Second round:

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The Beskar wagon! In post 163, I flat out tell you he's innocent. Gee, how would I know that? Fun. Not to be outdone by my blatant reveal that he's my partner, the wagon continues. Post 168, I flat out state it once again. My voting pattern all round was simply to spare him from death. Post 203, Tratorix makes an observation at how suicidal it would be for me to simply reveal who my mafia partner is and blatantly vote to spare him all game. A couple players, such as TinCow and Reenk, actually think this makes sense. As such, I don't go after them at all because hey... making sense is a good thing. Beefy gets lynched due to the Beskar wagon which I kind of hinted several times was a mistake. And, one of us should have died that night due to the reveal; I guess town wasn't the only one not paying attention. GH dies that night, and concludes Beskar must have done it. I hate to criticize the dead, but... sorry, no he didn't. I'm sure there are other people who might have wanted to take you out of the game. Everything I've done so far: Scummy, not obviously Beskar's partner with such a simplistic behavior pattern that it is picked up by Reenk very very early on in the game, to which I didn't even deny it, and in fact admitted it several times. Definitely scum.

Third round:

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White_Eyes votes for me. Wonder why I want him dead? Townies need to be more observant than this. He voted me for "killing Beefy, the likely innocent townie", over Beskar, the 100% innocent townie. This would be the same obvious innocent he himself voted for once. I am a smooth criminal. I vote Khazaar because he is not doing anything to contribute. Gibson votes for me again, perhaps trying to lynch me so that I won't have to be nightkilled, proving that I am a townie. I try to involve Split in the discussion because he appeared to be showing up very infrequently, blending in to the mass of players who were currently doing that. Then he voted for himself and I suggested it would be a bad idea to do that, even though it provided another body to be voted for which could save my own butt. Chaotix votes for Split, which seemed awfully scum to me after he had voted for me in previous rounds and now was his chance to lynch me. But that's ok because I'm the scummy one here and nothing I do makes any sense. I start a campaign to get Khazaar talking which fails woefully, while I obviously avoid voting for Beskar, or even Reenk, who seems to make more sense even though he's still stuck on Beskar. Ichigo drops an excuse for not participating and sneaks through more rounds. YLC votes Beskar and I just blatantly do anything I can to save him, carefully packaged in a layer of sarcasm. Sigurd doesn't go for Beskar when he has the chance, so I mark him down as perhaps one of the sane ones. White_Eyes votes for Beskar, further solidifying him as a troublemaker in my book for this game. I so want him dead. Jolt votes for me... I'm not even close. Totally wasted vote. I even tell him to use it properly, you could even use it on Beskar. Gee, since he thinks I'm guilty, why wouldn't he use it on Beskar, who I am defending? Not a smart move if I am mafia. Yet as a townie, I feel obligated to point out he's just wasting his vote. Totally pointless.

Anyways, round three was just as useless as rounds one and two, and I again make no attempt to hide my affiliation with Beskar. I even make up cutesy nicknames for the two of us. In desperation, I even ask Split to vote for himself. Split, who I felt was a bad lynch but better than a Beskar lynch, goes down. I would have preferred pressuring those who are sneaking by while all the focus is on myself and Beskar, but... what the hey.

Fourth round:

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In post 360 I note that I feel that we've been wasting our energies focusing on Beskar, and the factionalism over whether or not he is guilty is unhelpful. But if you think he's guilty, vote for him, because 4 wasted rounds is enough. Jolt votes for White_Eyes and I hop right on that bandwagon. This round the focus is on TinCow and Sigurd, both of whom have been less foamy at the mouth over Beskar's supposed guilt, so I'd rather not let a sane townie go. I did everything I could to give you a third option, one who is basically guaranteed to doom us to fail because he's obsessed with Beskar and me, but... TinCow chose not to spare himself, and that was the end of that chapter. I joke that Beskar and I are the most obvious mafia ever, and Jolt takes me seriously. *facepalm* Then I say, let's get real next round... because I'd really, really, really like us to get real next round. From where I'm sitting, we've done nothing but waste time and throw around some really thoughtless accusations which might have been retracted after only a moment or two of critical thinking. Either lynch Beskar or don't, either lynch me or don't, but please populate your suspect lists with more than just us. And yes, we are working together. Speculation continues that we might be working together, which is silly because I said so. A lot. At this point, revealing that we know each other are innocent and getting killed off by the mafia would actually be a very good thing for the town so they can move on. We aren't that critical to your efforts anyway.

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Beskar and I are working together and I've even made that painfully obvious. Lynch us, but then please move on.