Mafia Gear Solid: Incredibly Poorly Reenacted [Concluded]

[Death is yonder]

Vote:Caius

I believe he's a "bad guy" in the games, but in this game the "bad guys" (Foxhound) are the town. So, my bet goes to that he was a townie. That, and the fact that mafia usually aren't killed by night actions...

I agree with this. Furthermore, I think John pointed this out earlier.

he was sure that one of the men voting for him was snake,

Beskar 4 - (Yaropolk, Caius, ATPG, White_Eyes:D)

Time to get started on at least 1?

[atheotes]

Vote: abstain

AVSM, why do you think Caius needs to be lynched?

[Splitpersonality]

I have requested an additional 24 hours due to the lack of people voting. If I'm denied caius is lynched.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Extension granted.

[Chaotix]

I'm not liking this scumwagon, here.

Vote: ATPG

You're also on that list.

[Yaropolk]

I'm around, will vote abstain until i hear why AVSM wants us to lynch Caius.

[Caius]

What I've done? Really, people, you are going for the wrong guy.

Vote:Abstain

[atheotes]

You should be asking AVSM...

[A Very Super Market]

What have you done wrong? You were on that list, which makes you a suspect, and you voted for me, so I'm after you.

Simple.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not liking this scumwagon, here.

Vote: ATPG

You're also on that list.

I'm going to murder you tonight, Chaotix.

[Chaotix]

I'm going to murder you tonight, Chaotix.

Really? That could be quite interesting. I'd give you a cookie if you managed to pull it off.

Either way, I don't quite see my feeble attempt to counter the bandwagon as actually going to work this time around, so you're not exactly in mortal danger here.

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:ATPG he is up to no good (jokingly threatening to kill someone?? you messed up)

[Askthepizzaguy]

I wasn't joking. And you're next, after Chaotix.

[White_eyes:D]

I wasn't joking. And you're next, after Chaotix.

Just make me first, Chaotix has an ability I am sure

[Death is yonder]

Basically, I felt that it was time to start voting someone that was on that list.

Caius was already put up for the lynch, so voting for any other candidate in that situation, would just practically be throwing away my vote, no?

Free clue from host, are we suppose to ignore it? Well we certainly shouldn't be too dogmatic in enforcing it, but to ignore it would be ridiculous

I'm not liking this scumwagon, here.

So you are suggesting that everyone there is a scum?

While I understand if you are suspicious of the "scumwagon", I fail to see why whiteeyes has jumped on to try and vote for another. He's also on that list... It just smells of trying to save Caius's behind by trying to get the voting going for someone else. You haven't exactly said why ATPG looks scummy. (@ Whiteeyes)

I can understand about Chaotix voting ATPG, being a bit suspicious and all, but Whiteeyes just looked to me a bit trigger happy...

jokingly threatening to kill someone?? you messed up

Seriously, if all your doing is just making sure that Chaotix or you died tonight, and shifting the blame to ATPG for a free lynch, its not exactly very good reasoning...

I believe he's a "bad guy" in the games, but in this game the "bad guys" (Foxhound) are the town. So, my bet goes to that he was a townie. That, and the fact that mafia usually aren't killed by night actions...

You said so yourself Chaotix, and I feel that perhaps we should listen to the dead man's wishes, at least see what happens.

Things can't really get worse can it? Beskar's lynch looked like we lynched someone that was a townie with an ability by the implications of the write ups...

[Chaotix]

Actually, my point about the scumwagon is that half of it is on the "scum" list anyway (as you pointed out- ATPG and white_eyes). So, statistically speaking, if we are to believe the list, there's a greater chance that one of the people voting for Caius is mafia than it actually being Caius.

So, in effect, the whole bandwagon vote and its defining reasons are hypocritical.

Personally, I'm not sure if we should believe that hint in the first place. I give it a 50% chance that says Beskar was in a delusional state when he "saw" Snake in the group that voted for him.

Finally, if anyone's been reading the write-ups closely enough and has any knowledge of Metal Gear, Snake is not the one who's been killing. Instead, it's a "cyborg ninja"- this could be either Gray Fox or Raiden, as both fit that category. This means we have another enemy to worry about; one who hasn't been hinted towards in lynch write-ups at all.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If I can be serious (as I see my sense of humor does little to help the situation) I'm not killing anyone, and I'd prefer not to be lynched, but I won't stop you.

[Splitpersonality]

For the record... I never said he saw him in the group, he saw snake inside the control room, which is logical because all of the players were in the control room. Beskar's thoughts are not something you should 100% trust either, after all you killed him for a reason.


Either way...

End Day 2 : Caius is Lynched


Writeup on way


Tally:

Caius 4 - (Andres, ATPG, johnhughthom, DiY)

ATPG 2 - (Chaotix, White_Eyes:D)
Abstain 3 - Atheotes, Yaropolk, Caius

[Chaotix]

If I can be serious (as I see my sense of humor does little to help the situation) I'm not killing anyone, and I'd prefer not to be lynched, but I won't stop you.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Funny how we can be having two conversations at the same time that are completely unrelated to each other.

I'm saddened that you've decided not to kill me. I was expecting something interesting for this night write-up...

Anyway, you're not going to be lynched, ATPG. I think this round is already over, and in that case Caius is a goner. Not that I would've expected anyone to change their votes, anyway.

EDIT: Called it, both ways.

[Yaropolk]

Testes, I missed my chance to bandwagon Caius. Who are we lynching tomorrow, me or white eyes?

[Language please - GH]
[Sorry - there I fixed it - Yaro]

[White_eyes:D]

You...for lurking

[Splitpersonality]

Location: The torture room, deep within the shadow moses base...

The men cast their ballots, and they all turned to look at their target, Caius. He was by all accounts a pretty normal looking guard, but everyone in the room knew he was a deadly killer deep inside.

"Hmm..." Liquid thought, "How can we lure him into isolation while we get things ready?"

Then it hit him, it was such a genius plan, only he could've thought of it!

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As Caius looked around the room he smiled a beaming smile. You see, Caius was always the guy stuck on guard duty for the jail cells, sitting outside, walking around, yelling "Shut up in there!" when the prisoners got too loud, he found the entire "jail cell guard" bit quite, droll. But what was happening now was amazing, a first time experience! He had to make sure he took notes, but the excitement was overwhelming, he might even get a promotion!

"Gee! I've never guarded the inside of a jail cell before!"

There was a knock at the door, and Caius readied his FAMAS and answered it with an authoritative, "Who's there?"

A loud smack was heard from the other side of the door, much like a hand smacking it's owner in the face. "I told you he wasn't just going to come out for us! He's playing mind games now, the dirty snake." Ocelot said to someone else on his side

"You idiots," Mantis said, "I'll get him..."

The door exploded open and a very powerful force compelled Caius to lie down and sleep.

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Everything was white and hazy, and Caius couldn't move his limbs, he felt like he was lying down on a table. "Oh no..." he wondered, "Did I get drunk at one of the guard parties again? Oh I hope I didn't embarrass myself..." but something interrupted his train of thought, it was a bright white light and two shadowy figures.


"No more accidents..." he heard a voice... liquid? "I don't want you killing him like you killed the DARPA chief.... Well no actually what you did to the DARPA chief was pretty cool, but could you make it a bit more painful?"

"Yes boss," he heard... ocelot reply? "I'll actually will the electricity surging through his body to hurt more just because you asked me to... Because that is definitely possible.."

"Good, we'll be watching through the glass, behind me." Caius heard a door open, and close. Then he felt a hand striking his face.


"Wake up." Ocelot said in a grim voice.


Caius was now groggy, but awake. He heard a whirring as the table he was on tilted forward, before him Caius saw the town behind a glass window, and Ocelot to his right. In the upper right hand corner he saw two... bars? A Greenish one and a blueish one... What were those?


He yawned loudly, it echoed in the small cold room.

"Sleep well?" Ocelot said sarcastically.

"Well actually yeah, this big table thing is pretty comfortable,"

"Glad to hear it," Ocelot said back.

"Where.... where are my clothes?" Caius said, looking down he realized he was naked, save for a pair of underpants.

"Don't worry... it's all here, not that you'll be needing it..." Ocelot smirked and laughed.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Caius said, nervously.


"We're going to play a game snake... and we'll find out what kind of man you really are..." Ocelot said, stepping behind a large console.

He continued, "When the pain becomes too great to bear... just give up, but if you do your life is mine. Well... if you don't I'm going to kill you anyway, just saying..."



Ocelot then cleared his throat, "Press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength. When you've had enough press the Select button to submit. When your life reaches zero, the game is over. There are no continues my friend..."

Ocelot cracked his knuckles, "I'm going to run a high voltage electric current through your body, if it's just for a short time it won't kill you."

"Okay..." Ocelot pressed a button, "Let's get started."


Caius saw the two bars on his right again. The green one read.... Johnny.... Sasaki? His name?! Was this the life bar ocelot mentioned? It wasn't very long....

The other one read.... time? The time he would be shocked? Holy that bar is long! He turned to his left and saw a large box... He spoke what he saw... "Circle..... restore life... Select.... submit? What the heck is this?! Why are you doing this to m-"

but he was quickly cut off by a jolt of electricity streaming through his body, Johnny saw his lifebar fall but he had no idea how to press circle. It seemed his fate was sealed.

The last thing he thought was, "Why didn't anyone try to help me?"


Johnny "Akiba" Sasaki/Caius, is dead.

Alive: 9/15
ATPG
atheotes
Tratorix
White_eyes:D
DIY
Yaropolk
Andres
Chaotix
johnhughthom

Murdered 3/15
Splitpersonality
pevergreen
YLC
AVSM


Lynched 2/12
A Surveillance Beskar?!
Johnny Cai-saki-us




It is now night, orders in to me by 12pm EST Wednsday July 29th!

[Chaotix]

Caius is Sasaki?

[Beskar]

The secret is exposed here now.

[Splitpersonality]

Well... technically he's a sasaki

[Caius]

Caius is Sasaki?

Kojiro.

[Death is yonder]

....?

Johnny "Akiba" Sasaki/Caius, is dead.

[Splitpersonality]

Caius is dead, his character was named Johnny Sasaki.

Wikipedia him if you want to learn about his exploits in MGS1.

Night over, writeup commencing now. Those of you who sent in orders will get your PMs back earlier than the writeup will be out just as an FYI.

[Splitpersonality]

Location: Dr. Naomi Hunter's room, basement level 1, nuclear storage building.

Dr. Naomi Hunter is sitting in her room, in the dead of night, looking over the plans laid out before her. She rubs her eyes wearily before a force compels her to stand up and do a dance. Atheotes begins dancing around the room, before sitting down in his chair again.

All of a sudden Psycho Mantis appears in front of him, he tries to move but can only watch as mantis shouts something, Atheotes only catches parts of it.

Psycho mantis then decides it would be a good idea to show Dr. Hunter his wonderful powers.

He places a Playstation controller on the floor and waves his arms around like a lunatic, amazingly the controller doesn't move at all. Mantis looks embarassed but walks out of the room nonetheless.

On his way out he bumps shoulders with a rather large, metallic, invisible fellow.

He mumbles sorry to the man and continues walking back to his room.

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The man approached Atheotes, who by now had gotten more than his fair share of these foxhound freaks, but this one seemed different... familiar.


The large cybernetic man dropped to his knees and opened his faceplate.

Tears were streaming down his face, "I'm sorry Naomi! I'm sorry." the large man bawled like a small baby. "It was me! I was the one who killed your parents!"

"F....frank?!" Naomi shouted, she hadn't seen her brother in so long, well technically she'd never seen him because someone killed her entire family, this guy adopted her though so he was good enough to be her brother. "What are you talking about?"


Frank took a deep breath, "I killed your parents! I was young then, and couldn't bring myself to kill you too... I felt so bad I decided to take you with me, and I raised you like you were my own blood, to sooth my own guilty conscience. Even now you call me your brother.... but everytime I look at you, I see your parents faces..... but now I've come to a realization....." Frank tried to regain his composure as he stood up.

Atheotes, obviously shocked by this revelation, stood up and hugged fox. "What.... what realization is that?"

"You're not my family..." he said, as he ran Atheotes through with his sword, "...So you don't matter at all..."


He pulled the sword out and walked out of the room, looking back over his shoulder one last time at the closest thing to a family he's ever had.

Atheotes/Dr. Naomi Hunter is now dead.

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ATPG was in the mess hall, enjoying a nice sandwich. Being the main badguy of the series, he had to, of course, shout this to every person near him at any chance he could get.

"This is really a delicious sandwich." everyone in the hall paused and looked at him, then went back to the food.


"I mean really, delicious," he stated more forcefully, everyone just ignored him this time.

He jumped up onto the table, "I daresay, I've never had a better sandwich in all of my years at foxhound." A couple of men stood up and walked out of the room, not wanting to deal with this again.


ATPG Carefully opened the sandwich and pulled out the cheese, "I mean really, look at the quality craftsmanship of this swiss arrangement! Only a truly masterful chef could have made such a marvel!" Some more guards walked out.


"Well fine!" he shouted at them, "If you don't want to hear me maybe I'll just keel over and..."

Before he could finish, his sentence, or his sandwich, he felt a rush of adrenaline hit him, his heart was pumping harder than ever, and it hurt. No! ATPG shouted, "It can't be like in the game! I can't be killed off by foxdie, oh blast it!"

He fell backwards off the table and lie dead on the ground, of a heart attack.

ATPG/ Liquid Snake is now dead

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Yaropolk had arrived back at his room a bit ago, and he was growing restless now. He wanted to make more insignificant peons dance with his mighty mantis powers, and he knew exactly who.

He hastily walked down the hallway, went down the elevator, and hovered over the electrified floor., straight to the room of Dr. Hal Emmerich, the little whelp.

As he approached the door, he chose instead to peer inside and check up on what was happening, since he was, you know, the best psychic guy in the freaking world, he could kinda just get away with that kind of stuff.

Inside the room he sensed two people, and if he pressed his ear to the door, he could almost hear them....

"Are you going to get out of that closet anytime soon.... You know I could help you figure things out, after such a big thing I'm sure everyone needs a friend..." he heard a gruff voice say.

'I'm... I'm okay..." a wimpy voice said, probably Dr. Emmerich, "Things just moved a little fast for me that's all... Just give me a minute...."

"Yeah, I'll say they moved fast, you ended up staining the carpet!" he gruff voice said back, chuckling.

"Shut up! You would too in that kind of situation... I was just... so surprised, how could such a big thing slip in unnoticed!" Dr. Emmerich again.

"Here... let me help."

Yaropolk then heard some strange noises, sounded like cloth on cloth, skin on.... skin? Oh no! This was against employee regulations, as well as prisoner ones!

He had made sure that any sexual activity had been brainwashed out of the heads of the guards, as he held a special hate for sexual activity. He burst the door open with a powerful psychic shot.

"Hey! What're you doing in here!" he shouted loudly.

Inside the room stood Snake, Dr. Hal Emmerich, a large man-sized locker with a urine stain on the ground near it, and a bunch of computers. Snake's hand was holding Dr. Emmerich's as he lifted him up off the floor and he was carrying him out of the room.

"Oh..... OH..." he said, "Okay carry on," he said, turning around to try and leave, but a bullet from Snake's socom ceased that plan.

Yaropolk/Psycho Mantis is now dead.

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As the remaining 6 gathered around, they realized time was short, and if they didn't vote the correct person today, they would lose for sure. The lives of a handful of people swayed in the breeze.


It is now day, phase will end 12 pm EST Thursday July 30th (I think that's the right date...)

Alive: 6/15
Tratorix
White_eyes:D
DIY
Andres
Chaotix
johnhughthom


Murdered 7/15
Splitpersonality
pevergreen
YLC
A Very Shaman Market
Psycho-polk
Dr. N-atheotes Hunter
AskTheLiquidGuy

Lynched 2/12
A Surveillance Beskar?!
Johnny Ca-saki

[Askthepizzaguy]

EDIT- Nothing...