EB Demotivators

[A Very Super Market]

Oh Churchill, how you must be rolling in your grave.

[Watchman]

Poignant. I liked alot actually.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Oh Churchill, how you must be rolling in your grave.

Are you referring to his notoriously lengthy memoirs? Or his other works as well? I read three of the volumes (WWI) for a History Fair essay, and they are quite magnificent, although at certain points they do become quite dull.

Also, BTW, read Savrola. It is his only fiction work AFAIK, and the main character was what Churchill himself wished to become. Which is precisely what makes it so enthralling.

EDIT:

Poignant.

Heh, hence the de-motivator. All of my previous submissions were de-motivating as well, and not simply created for humour. Reflecting my own pessimistic and cynical nature.

[bovi]

Are you referring to his notoriously lengthy memoirs?

No, he's referring to his quote which you... used.

[Cute Wolf]

Im become soo sad, that this thread is sunken... let me up this...

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No spam intended... just some funny demotivators

And this is A REAL DEMOTIVATORS

[Alsatia]

Finally, something sweet.

[mlc82]

[Azathoth]

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans".

[Companion Cavalry]

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans".

That's still doable, though the Spartans win frequently in one-on-one fights.

[Whatever Scortamareva]

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Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios

[Aemilius Paulus]

Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios

OMG, how we are all alike . I too wasted much time on this. The most interesting one was Elephants vs Roman Artillery. I compiled an army purely of every artillery piece the Romans had (two of each kind) and then gave the AI all three types of Seleucid elephants (once again, two of each kind). Then I had a couple of battles. All I can say is - Onagers with Flaming Missiles kill any elephant in one shot, and sometimes even two elephants at a time!

[antisocialmunky]

I haven't done that one but I will now do that one with 4 vs 4.

I think we all do retarded bridge battles.

[DaciaJC]

Meh, the classic Elephants vs. Flaming Pigs scenario reigns supreme...

[Azathoth]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

The only "funny " thing I did was 20 units of Armenian peasants against my single of unit of Scipii Urban Cohort with all gold upgrades possible. I lost 20 men and they lost 500, but they were too exhausted to kill much of the routers.

[Celtic_Punk]

My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?

[Aemilius Paulus]

My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?

No, but I will send you one with greek palisade.

[Vasiliyi]

its too late i sent him one already

[Celtic_Punk]

If by some chance you don't get the refrence... find the coldest, darkest corner you can... and die.

[miotas]

If by some chance you don't get the refrence... find the coldest, darkest corner you can... and die.

Goooood byeeeeee cruel world!!!!!!!!

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I also liked doing 1 berserker vs 20 peasants in vanilla

[Celtic_Punk]

cmon... none of ya remember Admiral Ackbar?


on a related note, i had a Carthaginian admiral in vanilla named Admiral Ackbar!

[Azathoth]

It's not a very, um, memorable line. It's better to stick to traps when discussing Ackbar.

[Celtic_Punk]

Maybe... Meh, maybe its just more memorable to those of us who A) went to see it in theatres, or B) those of us who's dad went to see it in theatres, and made us watch it when we were like 2

I was raised on star wars, son!

[V.T. Marvin]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

Please accept this balloon as a humble reward - his name is Friedrich

[JinandJuice]

Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

Please accept this balloon as a humble reward - his name is Friedrich

Yeah, I find it thought provoking due to the irony. Good stuff man.

[Cute Wolf]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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If u change Sarmatians with Sarmaritans...

Bet it will be much funnier!

[mountaingoat]

[Celtic_Punk]

hahahahahahaha!

you get props for that one

To quote Hannibal Barca on his javelins

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[antisocialmunky]

They are much funnier when they fail and freak everyone out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJO...eature=related

[JinandJuice]

Or this right here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y