so you find yourself in 272 bc....

[Aemilius Paulus]

A balloon to you:

EDIT: WINDOWS!!!!1!

I would go visit the leader of the Getai, advise him to spam falxmen, and then he would go forth conquering the world.

Heh, but that is what Getai did, and they lost to Roma anyway. Falxman spam tends to crumple under Syrian Archers and Pila. Think the EB falxmen are vulnerable to missiles? Wait 'till you see RL ones!