Not on the same scale but I've been to a couple of 'free' festivals. Like Kukri I never inhaled or dropped a blotter in my life.

When you mentioned the food it all came back. After a week of eating crepes and beanburgers I inhaled a bacon butty when I got home. Guess I wasn't cut out to be a hippy.

I try not to remember the toilets. Perhaps that's where I missed a trick with all that acid and morrocan cake about.