Girl Help

[Prussian to the Iron]

you guys understand i'm 14.5 and shes like 15 right?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

you guys understand i'm 14.5 and shes like 15 right?

Ah, well you will be married by 18, then.

Anyway, MacDonalds and a movie?

Picknip? It'd be nice if you have a nice local park, if it has a pond take some bread to feed the ducks with.

[Mailman653]

Oooo older woman

A picnic is very creative and can be quite enjoyable with the proper planning.

Roll out the maps, pick the location of where you'll launch the operation. Then figure out the logistics, food, transport etc. Then have a nice time, after nice time is finished, you'll need an exit strategy as well.

And don't forget to have different plans set up too just in case a situation turns out differently than you had originally planned.

[Megas Methuselah]

Oooo older woman

Cougar and its boytoy!

[Prussian to the Iron]

"it's"? now we're referring to 15 year old girls as "it's"? what has the intarwebz come to?

[Xipe Totec]

If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .

[pevergreen]

If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .

QFT.

On that subject I get to go say goodbye to the one I want.

yay.

[Samurai Waki]

If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .

Have you tried becoming a Guitarist for a local metal band? All the young girls, and shame you can handle.

[Yun Dog]

If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .

Amen brother

edit: on topic - sheez she had to go as far as the 'water on the boob' to get his attention - think how many must slipping past while this guy is examining his shoelaces!!!!

Initiate plan A dude

clear for action

go to defcon 1

this is not a drill

sound the trumpet

call the charge

Its sad really what predictable pawns men are in the hands of women

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Oooo older woman

A picnic is very creative and can be quite enjoyable with the proper planning.

Roll out the maps, pick the location of where you'll launch the operation. Then figure out the logistics, food, transport etc. Then have a nice time, after nice time is finished, you'll need an exit strategy as well.

And don't forget to have different plans set up too just in case a situation turns out differently than you had originally planned.

Not much fun in Stalingrad?

[Adrian II]

A picnic is very creative and can be quite enjoyable with the proper planning.

Roll out the maps, pick the location of where you'll launch the operation. Then figure out the logistics, food, transport etc. Then have a nice time, after nice time is finished, you'll need an exit strategy as well.

And don't forget to have different plans set up too just in case a situation turns out differently than you had originally planned.

Okay, that's the woman's part. What should the guy do.

[KukriKhan]

Okay, that's the woman's part. What should the guy do.

Heh. Bathe before the event. Wear a clean shirt. One with a collar. Try extra-double hard to show up on time. She'll handle the rest. :)

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Okay, that's the woman's part. What should the guy do.

I dunno, I reckon you can pick up a picknick, and surprise her with it, whilst leaning arogantly against a wall and smiling.