Rainy Day Mafia [Concluded]

[Beskar]

you got me!

[Iskander 3.1]

IOI is slow going.....

You're all lucky I was on vacation, it's increased my patience

But I'd really like to wrap things up. I'm still waiting for some night orders.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Splitpersonality is guilty. You should have lynched him yesterday.

Atheotes is the 2nd most guilty, but I think there's only 1 mafia left...if there isn't then the town has lost

[Centurion1]

^ all this coming from the corrupt mayor

[Splitpersonality]

Lynch me? Why would you do something like that to dear old Ma? D:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

A Very Super Market ended up with the most votes, and was boiled alive in a vat of his own blood. His stethoscope and patient's exam chart, which obviously were being used for sadistic purposes, were auctioned off to charity.

Cultured Drizzt Fan was on his way back from the Zerg rush, when suddenly he fell dead, clutching his Star Wars fan club card in hand. The autopsy revealed no injuries whatsoever; someone must have just wished him dead.

Beskar ended up with the most votes. When his belongings were searched, it was discovered that he was none other than The Godfather! As punishment, his entire body was chopped off. Only his hair remained.

Caius lost. He had sworn to his mistress that he couldn't live without her, so as punishment she was taken away. He subsequently ceased to live. His only possession was his prized pair of glasses, which he had lost months ago. These were stomped upon.

White Eyes, aka Suicidal Steve, had apparently given up on life a long time ago. The constant rain made him even more depressed. He just coudn't quite bring himself to off himself.

"Well," mused one of the townies, "I guess in his own way he can now claim victory. I guess this means game over..."

"Wait wait wait wait," said the Mayor. "There's still a killer out there, we aren't finished yet."

But it was not enough to save himself. Mayor Sasaki was found guilty, which didn't surprise people since all politicians are guilty of something. He was beaten to death with his own shoe.

Disgruntled goat had just gotten home from a very late night of drinking and carousing with his friends.
...
The next day the police found a man severely chopped up and left outside the local lumber company. The only intact piece of his body found was his head which was encased in what appears to be what some call a "gimp mask". Attached was a note that said, "Its nice to get that thing off of my face"

Centurion1 was given to a local chef, who used him as the secret ingredient in his latest dish, Turhumanheadducken. "Tastes scummy," wrote the local restaurant reviewer.

Taka tried to log onto the .org so that he could play his favorite game, Rainy Day Mafia, but he couldn't! He tried using all of his illegal alt accounts too, but these didn't work, either! He then realized that he had been banned entirely.
To add insult to injury, the mods had uncovered something else and sent the authorities to Taka's house. They showed up with this:

Here's all the descriptions. Notice how it something is revealed about each of them? "suicidal steve", "mayor sasaki", gimp mask, stars wars, godfather, stethescope etc.

Now, centurion claimed this role:

retired special forces. i am hard to kill. basically atough townie

His lynch description doesn't mention it. Instead the local restaurant reviewer says that he "tastes scummy". This is a marked difference from the other kill descriptions.

Now, look at the day that centurion began getting votes. Captain blackadder emerges as the alternate candidate. This is centurions reason for voting him:

I think it is a little too suspicious for the write up to specifically target taka like that so i say vote: captain blackadder. At least until he defends himself.

This is splits, 20 minutes later:

Vote: captain blackadder

Speak up!

Both of them have bogus reasons to disguise that they are voting to save centurion from being lynched. Now today, I accuse split again and centurion tries to defend him:

^ all this coming from the corrupt mayor

This makes split the most likely partner for centurion. AA and atheotes are the only 2 others who voted for BA when centurion was being lynched and their connection isn't as strong.

Split has said something about being able to change peoples votes if they vote for him, so you need a strong majority on him--if you don't lynch him today he may very well become unlynchable.

[Splitpersonality]

I hate no reasons to keep centurion alive, I just didn't, at that time, think him a suitable candidate to be lynched.

How is my connection any more strong than the other people who voted for CB? SOmeone said he wasn't talking, so I asked him to speak up, it's not my fault that when I get home I post, and that happens to conflict with when other people post.

Go ahead and lynch me, I'll object none.

[Centurion1]

Go ahead i don;t care if you lynch him. Maybe your right. i just know that unless you or beskar are mafia then there are still two out there and the game is over and we as townies lose.

[Beskar]

I am not Mafia, and Disgruntled Goat (who got killed by the mafia) knows of my innocence and described my role as a play on words and Sasaki called it a "Miller role".

[Iskander 3.1]

End Night

A lot actually happened last night! There was some shouting, running, and people even took their pants off. Splitpersonality was naked and bleeding, but managed to barely survive. Split infinitive. -5 points.

Begin Day. You have until 1400 PST Thursday to get your votes in

Alive (5/14)
johnhughthom
Double A
atheotes
SpL1tp3r50naL1ty
Captain Blackadder

Killed
Cultured Drizzt Fan
DisgruntledGoat

Lynched
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Caius
Sasaki Kojiro
Centurion1

IoI/other
White_Eyes:D (Come on, didn't anyone get the FFVI reference?)
taka

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Haha, I guess it's one of the other scummy people then...hmm.

[atheotes]

Good that there were no deaths...
alright, before you all jump on me for no reason...
i am the lord of the rings fanboy - the counter of CDF (star wars fan)

[Beskar]

Atheotes is another innocent, if that is true.

[Splitpersonality]

So what, was I attacked? Does that clear me?

-5 points?

:(

[Iskander 3.1]

I was simply admonishing myself for splitting an infinitive. "Remember to never split an infinitive!"

[Splitpersonality]

Yeah, you should definitely learn to not split infinitives :P

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Good that there were no deaths...
alright, before you all jump on me for no reason...
i am the lord of the rings fanboy - the counter of CDF (star wars fan)

so there you are! Well, at least LoTR prevails. As it should be

[Iskander 3.1]

yesyesyes all is well BUT YOU COULD HAVE INCLUDED A VOTE IN YOUR POSTS

[atheotes]

i would vote... but i am not sure who to vote for...
but i dont want to miss my vote again...so for now,
Vote: Captain Blackadder

[atheotes]

forgot to ask... Split, how did you avoid death?

[Splitpersonality]

I really wish I knew, it just sort of happened.

I figured the mafia wouldv'e left me alive, I was a sure lynch, or so it seemed, and I would've made a good scapegoat.

Too bad for you mafia :D

[johnhughthom]

I protected split, but my ability can only save somebody once.

[atheotes]

any reason why you chose to protect Split? it seemed like he was under suspicion and i would not have expected the mafia to target him....

[Splitpersonality]

Yeah, really. If anything that clears yourself and me. >_>

[Beskar]

An ability that protects some one once doesn't make sense.

[johnhughthom]

An ability that protects some one once doesn't make sense.

I'm a slut, a whore, the town bike, call it what you will. Now I am ashamed of my previous life and wish to make amends by being a good girl, one you would be proud to take home to mommy.

Actually I got frightened by the attack and decided randomly selecting men to have sex with was a slightly dodgy pastime...

[DisgruntledGoat]

Do you mean you can only protect a certain player once? As in EVERYONE gets a ride? Otherwise, ya, single use night protect seems odd.

[johnhughthom]

No, I was able to use the protection until somebody actually got attacked. When that happened, being a girly, I got scared and decided sleeping around might be hazardous to my health.

[Iskander 3.1]

End Day

With a whopping one vote, Captain BlackAdder was found guilty and shot.
Whatever, thought General Hankerchief, walking away from his computer. This game was getting boring anyways and nobody seems to want to play anymore. And if only I had bothered to participate this round, my moderator powers would have saved me!

Begin Night. You have until 1800 PST Friday to get yo' orders in

Alive (4/14)
johnhughthom
Double A
atheotes
SpL1tp3r50naL1ty

Killed
Cultured Drizzt Fan
DisgruntledGoat

Lynched
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Caius
Sasaki Kojiro
Centurion1
Captain Blackadder

IoI/other
White_Eyes:D
taka

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Yeah, atheotes is guilty.