Psycho Mafia II: Andy's return [Concluded]

[Beskar]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...&postcount=134

Vote: Iskander 3.1

FOS on Beskar and Split for not voting. This is not like them, and they have been on the org. elsewhere. Are you guys to busy planning your night actions to vote?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OOC: love this, it is sooo funny!

OOC: glad my antics are amusing someone! Other than me that is.

[taka]

Okay, the round would be over but

splitpersonality
Beskar

Need to vote. Round extended until 2359 tonight.

FOS Split and Beskar

Why do they not miss their vote?

Maybe they are someone with very special role

Ah~ I see, so they are so special that the dead pizza guy person is willing to extend the round

yes, yes... They seem........ hm.......

[atheotes]

You, the one they call Beskar, why did you not vote? you are making ME stay here longer!
unvote, Vote: Beskar

OOC: so Beskar cannot talk...hmm.... somehow it feels like a cover role that Beskar chose for himself... nothing more than gut feeling

[taka]

OOC

edited for someone's protection

[Beskar]

[Iskander 3.1]

You said,

OOC:
Iskandar and Shlin still haven't really answered the "love notes/letters" question.

And then you say,

Also everyone needs to roleplay, it helps town, and it is just more fun that way.

That's why I can't really answer your questions. But IC, why are you now sending me notes? I already have one secret admirer. I'll keep you in the back of my mind so that my options are open, and to show that I'm sincere I'll give you a balloon.


Just don't tell Shlin, I don't want him to get jealous.

[shlin28]

Confusion. Doubt. Mystery. Gives up.

[slashandburn]

OOC:How do you use spoiler tags?

[johnhughthom]

The second bolded B along the top.

[slashandburn]

Thanks

[slashandburn]

How dare you scrub my face!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Splitpersonality]

FOS on Beskar and Split for not voting. This is not like them, and they have been on the org. elsewhere. Are you guys to busy planning your night actions to vote?

I'll get around to voting soon, don't worry. Just keep your faith in me that I'll make the right choice.

OOC: I can't think of who to vote, and I'm roleplaying this hard so :P

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OOC:

I have to say, I am kind of surprised my role played vote managed to get a bandwagon going on elite ferret. I have no case against him, and it was only to make the game more fun to me...... I am not sure why in the world anyone would go along with me.

Kind of makes me worried about the towns chances if we are going to jump on a case that amounts to: Ferrets evil, they eat brains..... Sorry Elite ferret, role playing and all that.

IN fact, I am almost want to say FOS to those who went along with me. It was a bandwagon, and a scummy one at that. Could everyone else who voted elite ferret please explain the reason? I am especially disappointed as this means I will need to find new material for the rest of the game, can't use ferret invader if there are no ferret invaders can I?

[White_eyes:D]

"You just want us to think, you will have no new role-playing material after Ferrets gone"

OOC:I mean your crazy(everybody is)....of course you will have something new

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I could, but that would involve thinking.

What I mean is that we just lynched someone for no good reason. Then again that is at least partly my fault, ohh forget it, I am going to go back to being crazy, its easier that way.....

[White_eyes:D]

"You just want us to think lynching Ferret is bad...when you really want to save him and make a killer WIFOM"

OOC:ATPG has done stuff like that And first round lynches are never easy

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sorry for the delay, writeup to follow.

Elite Ferret: 3 (CDF, Iska, Slash, )
Sasaki; 2 (EF, Taka)
Iskander: 4 (DA, DG, WE, Beskar)
Taka: 1 (Sasaki)
Diana: 1 (Shlin)
Slash: 1 (A1, )
Beskar: 1 (atheotes)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Two


The group of mental patients shouted and screamed at one another, blaming each other for the death of Tratorix. But a patient in particular seemed to stand out, and his obsession for one of the other patients made several of them nervous. Those who had the presence of mind to have an opinion on the matter shouted their accusations, and the patient who was most accused was Iskander 3.1. The angry and insane mob advanced on him, and he slowly backed away, ducking into the mess hall. He dove behind the lunch counter and quickly thought of a plan. Ah yes... he would wear a disguise! And so, he grabbed a blood-soaked chef's hat off of one of the corpses, and pretended to cook, loudly humming to himself, while running the water in the sink and slamming kitchen utensils. This would have been much more convincing if there was power in the facility, or if there was any food left to cook, or if he had remembered that all the kitchen staff were dead and strewn about the floor right next to him.

The crowd hadn't the foggiest clue where Iskander 3.1 had run off to, but when they heard the racket he was making while trying unsuccessfully to blend in, they immediately turned the corner and saw him carving up one of the invisible turkeys. Iskander 3.1 noticed them coming, but like a toddler playing hide and seek who believes that covering his eyes will make him invisible, he tried even more desperately to get in character. He turned the gas oven on, and clattered pans on top of it, none of them filled with food of course, but these were minor details only. He also turned on the clock radio nearby on a top shelf, which the kitchen staff used to listen to while they were working. The mob of drooling, crazed psychopaths continued to walk slowly forward, some grabbing long butcher knives or huge metal serving spoons, and one grabbed a rolling pin. Iskander 3.1 was now completely surrounded, but he wisely stuck to the plan that was utterly failing, and sung along with the music and cracked a bunch of invisible eggs, and washed some invisible celery in the sink. The crowd was not impressed, and so they rushed at him, and began stabbing and beating and... rolling... him to death. (I'm afraid not all of the patients were very swift.)

Iskander 3.1 gallantly and bravely stuck to the plan, because he had no exit strategy, and he was too stubborn to admit when he was wrong. Yes, he was getting killed and he wasn't accomplishing anything, but he stuck to his gun, to the last. He went down in heroic fashion, which was sad considering the emergency exits in the kitchen were clearly marked. One of the doors was even propped open with a brick. It was a shame, but such things don't always occur to the mentally deranged. Iskander 3.1 was covered in stab wounds and had suffered many concussions, and was bleeding from the mouth, and when he realized he was going to die, he rushed toward shlin28 and gave him a great big hug and a very awkward kiss. This moment of spontaneous romance was marred only by the fact that shlin28 promptly stabbed him in the eye.

As the crowd beat him further, he stared directly at his beloved with his remaining eye, and silently whispered "I love you...", until one of the patients got the bright idea to overturn the giant metal refrigerator nearby, which landed on Iskander 3.1's head and splattered his brains across the floor.

Iskander 3.1 is dead.

Alive: (13/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (3/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
Askthepizzaguy (still)




You have until 2359 Eastern tonight (Sept 19th) to send in orders. An extension may be granted, but try to get it done in less than 24 hours.

[johnhughthom]

Awesome write up, I'm going to think of Iskander pretending to cook every time he posts now.
















Wish I was playing...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wish I was playing...

Should Split fail to vote again, I will replace him with you.

[shlin28]

Question. Iskander. Alive. List.

[Beefy187]

Thou shalt not disturb an cooking man
Psychos... all of you...

[Splitpersonality]

Alright fine, I'll start voting, jeez...

[Beskar]

Alright fine, I'll start voting, jeez...

[Iskander 3.1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

(Any further comments would be OOC and might ruin the game for the rest of you, so I'll just tip my cap and watch from here on out)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Two



The Psycho held the precious item and looked at it intently. The eyes were still closed, but there was an aura of unmitigated evil coming from it. It's power was only growing stronger. More blood would be shed tonight. More souls to be condemned... more destruction to be had. The dance of death would continue... and the blood of the ignorant fools would paint a macabre landscape across the walls of the facility. This was the Psycho's legacy... what the dark figure would be remembered for, for all time... for all eternity.... The Psycho would become immortal. This caused an evil, evil laugh to escape from the Psycho's twisted lips. It would be another wonderful night indeed...

Down in the mess hall, it was too dark to see the person sneaking around. The body of Iskander 3.1 would be attracting flies soon, and already there was a trail of ants from the stormy blackness outside coming in and removing pieces of his head, a bit at a time. There was a smell of gas... the oven had been left on, but it was never lit. Most of the gas had escaped from the facility out the open door, but there was still enough for the show. The dark figure lit a match and tossed it in the direction of the ovens.... KABOOOOOOM!!!!! After the initial explosion, the dark figure was illuminated. This person could not stop staring into the awesome beauty that was the flame. It's destructive power was not only dangerous, but seductive... tranquilizing... erotic even. The mouth popped open and began to drool with delight, and the eyes relaxed and allowed the fire to scorch a pattern on the retinas. Even if the figure blinked, all that could be seen was the brilliant beauty of the flames. The dark figure stumbled out of the mess hall, still entranced by the both the delicate nature and terrible wrath of the flames' power...

White_Eyes:D was sure that someone was following him... he was absolutely sure that someone... some... thing... was out to get him. He could see the signs everywhere. Why couldn't anyone else see the signs?? First he was placed in this Tomato Institution, against his will, when he was perfectly fine... then he knew... the gods were out to get him. The terrible, invisible ones. He was nothing but an animal trapped in a cage, a rat in a maze... they were just testing him... they were going to make him break. Break I tells ya! But not only the gods, their terrible, twisted servants... the dark ones. They were simply going to torture him until he died, he knew it.... White_Eyes:D could see all, hear all... nothing escaped his gaze... well, except for the solitary figure standing behind him, wielding a bone saw, and wearing an evil grin. He felt the powerful hand grip his mouth. It was covered in filth, and blood, and it smelled like death. White_Eyes:D tried to scream, but he couldn't make a peep. Then the nightmare truly began... the saw began cutting into his neck, causing blood to spurt across the hallway. White_Eyes:D reached up and tried to pry himself free of the grip of the powerful one, but to no avail. Those arms were unnaturally strong, and they had a death grip on his head, while the saw began slicing deeper into the neck and shoulder. White_Eyes:D tried to grip the bloody cutting edge and force it off of his neck, but the horror was making his heart pump the blood out of his body even faster... his grip was weakening..... somehow, somehow, White_Eyes:D twisted himself and slipped out of the grip of the walking embodiment of death. He couldn't, wouldn't turn around to see his attacker, he simply ran down the hallway as fast as he could. As he turned the corner, he was tackled by a second person, wielding a large cutting razor. This one had a look of utter insanity in his eyes. "Pain.... torment... that is what is going to happen to you, White_Eyes...."

Of all the rotten, miserable luck. White_Eyes:D suddenly became White_Eyes:C and looked on helplessly as his second assailant began slicing up his face with razor blades. He was doomed. That is, until a large, bloody boot kicked the razor-blade wielding lunatic right in the mouth, causing his teeth to go scattering across the hallway. The razor-blade wielding lunatic was knocked unconscious, and from the blood loss, White_Eyes:C himself was starting to pass out. The last thing he saw was the hideously twisted face of his assailant leaning down. "Now, let's finish what we started, shall we? I just want to remove your brain.... this won't hurt a bit. After you're dead of course."

All White_Eyes:C could do was scream bloody murder as the large, thick boot stomped down on his chest, and the bone saw began cutting into his skull. He passed out after the first thirty seconds of the cutting, and when the rest of the mental patients found the wretched corpse of White_Eyes:C they saw that his skull had been cleanly cut open and the contents had been removed. The body had been left inside a bathtub, and it was soaking in a deep puddle of it's own blood.

White_Eyes:C is dead.

Alive: (12/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (4/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
White_Eyes:C
Askthepizzaguy (still)


Day Three begins now. You will have until 2359 tonight to discuss and vote, if you don't all vote, an extension may be granted. Results PMs being sent out.

[Splitpersonality]

Interesting, it seems our Psycho likes fire, but that doesn't help. I'm pretty sure everyone likes fire :/

OOC: I so called that song, as I was opening it I said out loud, "Animal I have become would be a good song for this...", creepy.

[Tratorix]

Oh no, White_Eyes:D's brother White_Eyes:C was killed! He's going to be crushed when he hears about this!

[White_eyes:D]

I don't get it..??

Who in the world was "White_eyes:C"??

Edit: I can reveal this much.....
Split is mafia....good luck you psycho's