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    GeneralHankerchief, figuring that attacking someone was a good way to ensure that no one remembered his embarrassing episode, hacked at Beskar with his cutlass. Beskar's block was ineffective.

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    slash at Beskar with my cutlass

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    atheotes slashes Beskar with his cutlass, furthur injuring him.

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    Wow, Beskar seems powerful. Usually we would have taken off a limb by now.
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    Beskar really should have attacked himself for being too quiet.

    I stab him with the blunt end of be cutlass by gripping the blade.
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    slash at Taka with my cutlass

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    You fools, why are you attacking a fellow Pirate? Don't kill your own side, kill the British. The only person around is Taka.

    GH, Atheotes and AVSM get a dunce award for attacking their own side.
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    Pick up Cutlass and Slash Taka.
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    Guys, taka's the parrot. All he's been doing the entire game is mimicking us and Sasaki.

    Beskar gets a dunce award for trying to kill a poor, defenseless, awesome animal
    Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 09-23-2009 at 16:51.
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    Oops...

    so Lord Winter is the only threat remaining?

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    Hm, sounds good to me.

    I slash Lord Winter with my cutlass.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Atheotes slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of his own toes off.

    ******************************

    Beskar slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of atheotes' toes off

    ********************************

    GeneralHankerchief overpowers Lord Winters block and cuts his leg open above the knee.

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    Slash at Lord Winter.
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    Slash at Lord Winter with my cutlass

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    Deliver a finishing blow on Lord Winter with my cutlass, even if he's already dead.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Beskar hacks away Lord Winter's sword arm, and atheotes stabs him right through the gut, killing him. GeneralHankerchief delivers the coup de grace by chopping off his head.

    He was a British Officer

    Pirate Victory!!

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    Tratorix:


    You are the British Captain

    An excellent swordsman, you have a 2/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 9/10 chance of your counterattack being successful.

    You also a have a pistol with a single shot. It is good for an instant kill. You won't have time to reload it.
    Beskar, atheotes, AVSM:



    You are a Pirate

    After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.

    You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.
    GeneralHankerchief:



    You are the Pirate Captain

    After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.

    A slightly above average swordsman, you use dirty tricks without shame and force the battle into one of strength rather than finesse. You have 2/5 chance of blocking an attack against you and 4/5 chance of your counterattack being successful.

    You are tougher than most men, so it takes 4 hits to kill you.
    Lord winter, Double A, slashandburn:



    You are a British Officer

    After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.

    You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.
    White_eyes:



    You are the "Rather Dashing" British Officer


    After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.

    You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.

    You may also use your looks, charm, and innate British sex appeal to woo people, which could gain you a powerful ally. It can also gain you disgusted enemies, though fortunately they are usually to shocked to stab you.
    splitpersonality:



    You are the Hot Pirate Wench

    Why you hang out with the pirates when you could have a much more successful career as, say, an actress, is unknown. You were pretty annoyed when the snooty British Officer insulted the pirate who's lap you were sitting on.

    At any time, you may use your looks to distract someone. They will not be able to take any action (even blocking) until you decide to quit distracting them or you get injured.

    If you are wounded, you may put on your hurt face and say something like "Can't someone please help me?". The pirates have learned to ignore requests like this by now, but the British stick to their noble upbringing. While they are tending to your wounds they will be unable to do anything else. This takes 2 hours and heals half the damage.

    If you are distracting someone when you are wounded, and that person is British, they will automatically start tending to your wounds, and remain distracted after that is finished.

    You can only take two wounds before you die. If attacked you have a 1/2 chance of your attacker not being able to aim properly and missing. You carry no weapon.
    taka:



    You are the Ship's Parrot

    You started this whole mess. Your mother always told you that repeating things would get you into trouble.

    You may say anything you like, as long as it contains only words or emoticons from the last 8 posts (with same spelling etc). Your bird brain memory doesn't go back farther than that.

    Any attacks against you will miss, because they will be looking for a person instead of a parrot.


    The Pirates got quite lucky this game. Tratorix was the British superstar, a great swordsman and owner of a one-shot-kill pistol. But he attacked his antithesis, GH, whose dirty fighting style demoted Tratorix to the same ratings as a regular fighter

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    Awesome parrot role.

    Told you guys I was the wench, sorry for the confusion then :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty View Post
    Awesome parrot role.

    Told you guys I was the wench, sorry for the confusion then :P
    White_eyes was meant to be your antithesis, but spent his time killing his own side instead

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    Too bad white_eyes, we could've made a rather nice couple
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    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    I of course end up attacking the one person who has a good chance of blocking my attack. Just my luck.

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    Kudos to AVSM for figuring out that the pirates had cutlasses and the brits swords, and kudos to GH for identifying taka as the parrot. And to taka for making me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    White_eyes was meant to be your antithesis, but spent his time killing his own side instead
    That is our white_eyes for you. He likes to do that a lot.
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    GG everybody, and thanks for a really fun game Sasaki.

    atheotes and I had a little alliance going by PM as soon as we saw we both had cutlasses. You'll notice we attacked the same people for the entire game. Shame about Tratorix though. If that wasn't a successful block at the very beginning that would have changed everything.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Good game everyone and thanks for a hosting a fungame Sasaki

    as soon as i saw GH use a cutlass i thought of the connection and attacked tratorix...i got a PM from GH immediately after that and we decided to work together. I was disappointed when AVSM attacked me using a cutlass...even though i was not 100% about our theory i sent a PM telling AVSM i was disappointed he attacked a mate.
    GH, stood by my side, and attacked AVSM. and i was telling GH we should leave AVSM alone and that he might now have figured the cutlass connection.
    We did not want to openly discuss in the thread abt it because we were seeing the swords fighting each other and didnt want to spoil that.

    Bad about Tratorix though...it would have been different if white_eyes had not finished him
    Last edited by atheotes; 09-24-2009 at 00:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    That is our white_eyes for you. He likes to do that a lot.
    After Double A attacked me.....it made me think it was "Everyone for himself"

    Would have been funny if it was like that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief View Post
    GG everybody, and thanks for a really fun game Sasaki.

    atheotes and I had a little alliance going by PM as soon as we saw we both had cutlasses. You'll notice we attacked the same people for the entire game. Shame about Tratorix though. If that wasn't a successful block at the very beginning that would have changed everything.
    Your lucky, I thought about just shooting you right out of the gate, but decided it was better to attack in case you ended up being a brit. Would have changed the whole game.

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    Most of our team was not playing or attacked us......we were defeated before we started playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by White_eyes:D View Post
    Most of our team was not playing or attacked us......we were defeated before we started playing

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    You were quite dead.... Double A would have attacked you anyway.. (Plus, GH would have killed you...his 6 hours were next after mine)

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