Jury In: America DEFINTELY NOT MOST FREE COUNTRY

[Beskar]

Let's have a vote, who was tempted to google "baby pictures" and stick random obviously non-offensive images in here for a joke going "OH NO, LOOK AWAY, IT IS CHILD PORN!".

[Aemilius Paulus]

Let's have a vote, who was tempted to google "baby pictures" and stick random obviously non-offensive images in here for a joke going "OH NO, LOOK AWAY, IT IS CHILD PORN!".

Wow, we are all so much alike. Except I was going to upload that photo of my now-four-year-old year old brother, sitting on his bed, when he was three, fully nude with his plums 'n carrots very much exposed. I was tempted that is.

[Beskar]

That reminds me of ages ago on another forum. Some one was winding some one up, they google'd children pictures and they sent a girl (dressed) laying on a bed in a Sumerset Bed + Breakfast style place, with a topless granfather. They cropped the image, so the "granfather" looked like he was nude (as no pants were shown) and they pm'd it to some one over the forum going "You now got Child porn saved in your cache!".

Then there was a big internet debate behind the scenes with me, administrator and this other person and he was like "I am going to report him to the feds! he sent me child porn!!", and it showed what I described above and I was like "are you kidding me? this isn't child porn at all."

No one was naked (certainly not the child)
No sexual references or even sexual posing of any kind.
Looked like stereotypical UK seaside resort B&B with its dated décor.

Even funnier, I was looking at another forum, and they some one had the head of Pedobear and some one reported them calling them a paedophile and a child rapist, just for having a bears head for an avatar.

People need to be slapped.

[Azathoth]

Wow, we are all so much alike. Except I was going to upload that photo of my now-four-year-old year old brother, sitting on his bed, when he was three, fully nude with his plums 'n carrots very much exposed. I was tempted that is.

Wow, dude. Have your parents considered surgery?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Wow, dude. Have your parents considered surgery?

Carrot is slang for a phallus, quite obviously. Why the remark?

[Azathoth]

You used the plural, carrots. It was implied that your brother has multiple penises.

[Aemilius Paulus]

You used the plural, carrots. It was implied that your brother has multiple penises.

Ah, I see. No, he is not a crab.

[Beskar]

Ah, I see. No, he is not a crab.

He just has crabs.

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Only kidding, haven't a clue if he has or not.

[Kadagar_AV]

Hardy har har...

let the topic die..

EDIT: part cause of the jokes, part cause the jury has been back ages ago:

[Fragony]

Well I don't think the rumours are true, I don't think you really have crabs. Sometimes it just itches you really have nothing to worry about.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Enough, I think.