Select: Crazed Rabbit

Ahoy, me hearties!

Tis I, the Crazed Rabbit! I bid ye vote for me as the new captain o this vessel!

Consider the following; I am of sound pirate character, having started the International Talk Like a Pirate Day tradition in these waters.

Would a lime-scarfing landlubber British man do such a thing? Nay!

Indeed, such a pirate I be that I have been honored with me own pirate animated gif:


Who among ye can say the same? None, verily!

But I be not just a pirate of firm character, but a relentless hunter o' our enemies, the British and the Maven pirates. I have been on many a voyage and have a keen eye for those who would do us in.

Proclaim me your new captain and I shall hunt our enemies to the ends of the earth!

Let us begin with a hearty Yo ho ho ho! Select me, lads, and ye will be happy ye did!

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