Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

No true pirate is drinkin' rum for the taste.

Arrg, ye sayin ye don't like the taste of grog? Why, me mother fed it to me by the spoonful as a lad.

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If the vote is tied within 15 minutes of the deadline, I have 5 gold for whoever breaks it so that woad gets lynched.

[TinCow]

ARR! This truly be th' most piratical lynch ever seen on th' high seas! Our captain surely be lookin' up at us from Davey Jones' Locker with pride! ARR!

[Tratorix]

Arrg, ye sayin ye don't like the taste of grog? Why, me mother fed it to me by the spoonful as a lad.

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If the vote is tied within 15 minutes of the deadline, I have 5 gold for whoever breaks it so that woad gets lynched.

I like it just fine. I'm jus sayin' there's other things about it I like more. And now you put up an offer that makes me regret sellin' me vote early.

[scottishranger]

Me wonders why the White Eyes be offering money for votes? Perhaps he has no value for gold yarr?

[Louis VI the Fat]

Ahoy from me, ye scallywags!

I be here to let ye know of a special chance to get your own dirty pictures of the loosest whenches from all over the Caribbean!!

For the small price of 10 gold, ye can get your own special image!

The be the most scandalous, smuttiest pictures ye 'av ever seen! I dread to show them to even you hardened (pun) pirates!

'Ere's one to whet yer appetite:

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[Subotan]

Ahoy there, me hearties!

I be here to let ye know of a special chance to get your own pirate avatar!

For the small price of 7 gold, ye can get your own special, personalized image depictin' yerself as a pirate. For examples o' me previous works, be lookin' here.

A full color image it be, as well, for you to hold on to as long as ye wish! This be a first come, first serve offer.

CR

I'm in.

If the vote is tied within 15 minutes of the deadline, I have 5 gold for whoever breaks it so that woad gets lynched.

If there's a tie, 10 gold will go to the sailor who votes for Andres to meet his deserved fate.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Okay, just to preserve my sanity, all transactions need to be verified by PM.

[Tratorix]

Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life fer me.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

If there's a tie, 10 gold will go to the sailor who votes for Andres to meet his deserved fate.

Very well, I up my offer to 10 as well. But I'm curious, why are you so eager to see andres dead that you'd give up that amount of gold?

Woad is probably mafia, and eliminating him before nightfall could be a great help to us.

[Tratorix]

Very well, I up my offer to 10 as well. But I'm curious, why are you so eager to see andres dead that you'd give up that amount of gold?

Woad is probably mafia, and eliminating him before nightfall could be a great help to us.

I'm guessin' he just did it ta screw up yer offer.

[Askthepizzaguy]

YARRR!!! My vote be fer sale, but I won't do anything for less than a hundred.... err... thousand... a million doubloons! Any takers? I tells ya what, I'll even throw in Itchy Lou, for... double the price. If ye act now ye get a ten percent discount... err... rebate. Mail-in rebate... that takes eight to ten years fer delivery. Satisfaction guaranteed*!


*not a guarantee.

[Subotan]

Like I said:

Vote: Andres

For bypassing the democratic process on this here vessel.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Like I said:

Offering gold for votes isn't very democratic, now is it

Do you intend to vote for all the other vigilantes? Do you think LG was innocent?

[ULC]

Okay, just to preserve my sanity, all transactions need to be verified by PM.

Ah, setting a trend now am I

Maybe I should go back into my merchant role from Khaans game.

[Subotan]

Offering gold for votes isn't very democratic, now is it

The line between "persuasion" and mob rule is quite thick. Besides, I'm only helping sustain the democratic process.

Do you intend to vote for all the other vigilantes? Do you think LG was innocent?

Maybe. But seeing as how I can't read the future, I have no idea what the circumstances surrounding their actions will be like.

Besides, that's not even the real reason.

arrrr! Argh!!!

Could you just shut up for a minuate, all ye drunkards?

I say Sasaki is the man we should follow! Thnx to him, I earned gold last night! And I took it from that Britisch scumbag, LittleGrizzly!

What has Crazed ever done for us? And his lackey officers?

Ha, that wimp Louis came begging to me last night: boohoohoo, protect me, oh please protect me, boohoohoo. A real pirate doesn't need protection! And Captain Crazed? What did he do? "Oh, protect poor little Louis! He can't protect himself! Boohoohoo!"

I want real men, like Sasaki to lead us. The only real officer we have right now, is Sigurd. Louis and Crazed are wimps!

Ye both grow some hair on your chests or mutiny it will be, says I!

Inciting mutiny amongst the crew has serious repercussions. Captain Rabbit is the Captain for a reason; he was elected by this here crew, and leader of this here crew he shall remain. By threatening mutiny, Andres is leading a coup against the very principles of piracy; the individual pursuit of treasure for the benefit of the whole crew, rather than the autocratic demands of a Admiralissimo out only for himself.

Also, why aren't we asking why are you so determined not to see Andres dead? Is it because of this sentence?

I say Sasaki is the man we should follow!

Hmm. Suspicious much?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Besides, that's not even the real reason.

So to single out this for a moment, you said it was the reason, I asked what the reason was and you said it was the reason again, I question the reason and you say "that's not even the real reason"?



Andres has something odd about pm'ing louis saying something that contradicts kukri sending him a pm at the same time or something...he needs to answer what louis was asking him about. Right now, I think LG was mafia and woad is his partner--that makes him a priority.

the very principles of piracy;

So you dropped one explanation when it wasn't working for you, and delved into roleplaying about "true pirates" as an excuse.

[Subotan]

So to single out this for a moment, you said it was the reason, I asked what the reason was and you said it was the reason again, I question the reason and you say "that's not even the real reason"?

I didn't say it was the reason.

Andres has something odd about pm'ing louis saying something that contradicts kukri sending him a pm at the same time or something...he needs to answer what louis was asking him about. Right now, I think LG was mafia and woad is his partner--that makes him a priority.

OK, that seems to be a reasonable train of thought. I'll concede, if we agree to bring Andres to trial before his peers after wiping out Woad.

So you dropped one explanation when it wasn't working for you, and delved into roleplaying about "true pirates" as an excuse.

Regardless of the silly RPing I did, my argument still holds that Andres was inciting mutiny, and that you in particular seemed to benefit from his continued survival

[Andres]

Vote: Andres

For bypassing the democratic process on this here vessel.

I killed a suspect. That's what pirates do on this boat: taking out suspects. Lynching is not the only way to do that. Thinking that would be narrow minded.

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: Present

College is leaving me BAMBOOZLED.

Er, ARR MATEYS PILLAGING BABIES IS LEAVING ME POOPED ON THE POOPDECK

[LittleGrizzly]

I killed a suspect. That's what pirates do on this boat: taking out suspects. Lynching is not the only way to do that. Thinking that would be narrow minded.

I think thats why thier voting you.... to kill a suspect, rather than just someone messing around (me) we have a confirmed killer, so the reasoning is fairly obvious...

Sasaki how confident are you about my guilt (and woads by association) you willing to hand over say the fee of 30 gold (or 15 per player) when you discover your wrong to the captain ?

I bet woad would be willing to give up all of his money should I be proven guilty, are you so confident woad ?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yarrr... why are you so keen to make bets about yer supposed innocence, LittleGhostly? We will know what you are in a couple days' time. Focusing on yourself does nary a thing for catching the traitors here.

[taka]

unvote: W&F

Vote: Andres

Yar! killin' be bad! Especially so soon!

[TinCow]

I find it strange that Andres is the choice of the lynch for participating in a vigilante kill, when Sasaki not only participated, but organized it and encouraged it as well. Why are all of you Andres bandwagoners not voting for Sasaki?

[Double A]

Fixed.

EDIT: and confessing it in the thread is even more suspicious, I guess? Djeez, I killed a suspect. That's what pirates are supposed to do: killing suspects. Lynching is not the only way to do that. You're basically voting me because I've been handling "out of the box", not because you think I'm scum.

When I advocated doing vig kills in Capo III in an early phase of the game, I heard the same stuff; town would never had won that game without a couple of vig hits.

I was a doctor in Capo and almost died from a random vig kill

vote: Andres

[atheotes]

I find it strange that Andres is the choice of the lynch for participating in a vigilante kill, when Sasaki not only participated, but organized it and encouraged it as well. Why are all of you Andres bandwagoners not voting for Sasaki?

I voted for the promised gold, not because i find him more suspicious than Woad

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I don't quite get all the votes for andres either...wonder what the vote count is.

LG, if you were town you would have no way of knowing that woad was innocent, yet you claim that

And the last time I made one of those "if you turn out to be innocent" promises I was mafia...CR will remember

[Louis VI the Fat]

Seeing as how this quote is a point of discussion above:

Andres has something odd about pm'ing louis saying something that contradicts kukri sending him a pm at the same time or something...

Andres PM'ed me and Kukri looking for a job. I replied with possibilities for protection jobs. Then Andres and Sasaki got in contact about vigging Grizzly. Then Kukri's reply came back to Andres. Andres by then was already engaged in killing Grizzly. It is mostly cleared up, I think.



At any rate, we know who the vig group members are. And Andres gave a defense of his actions. We may agree or disagree with it, with killing Grizzly, I for one do not intent to kill five people over it.

[scotchedpommes]

I find it strange that Andres is the choice of the lynch for participating in a vigilante kill, when Sasaki not only participated, but organized it and encouraged it as well. Why are all of you Andres bandwagoners not voting for Sasaki?

He committed to actions on behalf of the ship and then blatantly failed to see them through, publicly lying to all an' sundry about the affair in the aftermath, putting personal [or other] gain first. As for Sasaki, you're already aware of my views, can't speak for others.

[slashandburn]

Vote:Sasaki Kojiro Remeber rule #1.



Unvote:Vote:Woad and fangs

[Subotan]

Besides, as I recall, we're supposed to be voting for this:

As the sun rose and the dawn bell tolled, the Captain's officers took a count and found they were one short. Once it was determined to be LittleGrizzly, Captain Crazed Rabbit sighed, and gravely looked out across the gathered sailors.

"All right, lads," he said, "it be clear that there still be scum on this ship. Courageous scum nonetheless, for they dare t'be doin' their dirty work in such an enclosed environment, but scum nonetheless. And it be in all of our best interests t'be gettin' rid of this scum. Therefore, we be doin' this democratically, mates."

He took a breath as Louis and Sigurd looked on. A quick nod to Louis sent him back inside the cabin's quarters, emerging a second later with a pot.

"Ye be votin' fer the lad who you think murdered poor LittleGrizzly," he continued. "And at the end of the votin', whoever be havin' the most will face my wrath. And that be the plank!"