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    Vindicative son of a gun Member Jolt's Avatar
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    Default Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together

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    Honestly, that looks like a badly made copy of the Portuguese coat-of-arms with a German eagle on top of it. >__>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolt View Post
    Honestly, that looks like a badly made copy of the Portuguese coat-of-arms with a German eagle on top of it. >__>
    The best of two worlds.

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    Default Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together

    we are perfectly happy being the poststamp on the letter to progress. Ruling the world is overrated, been there done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    we are perfectly happy being the poststamp on the letter to progress. Ruling the world is overrated, been there done that.
    You only say that because raping and pillaging nuns wasn't a popular thing at the time you lot ran the world....
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together” and is 95 % desert, snakes and cactus. Texas got no cheeses, no drinkable wines, no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.


    They are proud of a moment when a company of insurgents (257 men = around 4 platoon) succeeded to hold a regiment (1500 men).
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire.

    "I've been in few famous last stands, lad, and they're butcher shops. That's what Blouse's leading you into, mark my words. What'll you lot do then? We've had a few scuffles, but that's not war. Think you'll be man enough to stand, when the metal meets the meat?"
    "You did, sarge", said Polly." You said you were in few last stands."
    "Yeah, lad. But I was holding the metal"
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    Brenus got it nailed, if Texas is so great then why isn't packed with dutchies and frenchies? It has little to offer to us that is why. And then you scream 'where are the Texans in said society's', and then we say something about maps and education

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    Default Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together

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    no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.
    But there is the "Alamo"* and they have the bluebonnet.

    * and of course "Stonehenge II"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus View Post
    Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together” and is 95 % desert, snakes and cactus. Texas got no cheeses, no drinkable wines, no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.
    LOL typical French propaganda. Not one of those things is true. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_wine
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Texas




    They are proud of a moment when a company of insurgents (257 men = around 4 platoon) succeeded to hold a regiment (1500 men).
    And France is proud of shaving heads when we kicked Ze Germans out.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Right, that is the 5 % left with pumping water 15 000 old.... Pure Texan Propaganda...

    "And France is proud of shaving heads when we kicked Ze Germans out." When did you do this? When the Russian were winning the war on the other side of Europe..
    And the shaving thinks, you have to know what you want. You were complaining French Women were not shaved not long time ago....
    Typical texan inconsistance...
    Last edited by Brenus; 10-10-2009 at 23:20. Reason: adjustment
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire.

    "I've been in few famous last stands, lad, and they're butcher shops. That's what Blouse's leading you into, mark my words. What'll you lot do then? We've had a few scuffles, but that's not war. Think you'll be man enough to stand, when the metal meets the meat?"
    "You did, sarge", said Polly." You said you were in few last stands."
    "Yeah, lad. But I was holding the metal"
    Sergeant Major Jackrum 10th Light Foot Infantery Regiment "Inns-and-Out"

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    Default Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    LOL typical French propaganda.
    And you still haven't read the Protocols of the Elders of Austin that Brenus and I are currently writting. With it, the whole world will finally discover that Texans are baby-eating monsters ploting for world domination.

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