I decided that my integrity was worth more than some game and answered honestly.
I decided that my integrity was worth more than some game and answered honestly.
Ah ha! Its so simple.
All I have to do, is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would think he is attractive, or that he isnt?
Now a clever man would be humble and say no, as only a great fool would boast and say yes, so I can clearly not choose no.
But you must have expected me to think that, so I can clearly not choose yes.
Sasaki: So you've made your choice then?
Not remotely! Beefy comes from Japan, as everyone knows, and Japanese game shows are hosted entirely by criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the vote in front of you.
Sasaki: Truely you have a dizzingly intellect.
Wait till I get going! Where was I?
Sasaki: Beefy
Ah yes, Beefy!
But you must have suspected I would have known Beefy's origins, so I can clearly not choose the vote in front of me.
Sasaki: You're just stalling now.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've won a mafia game, which means you're exceptionally strong...so you could have put the vote on the wrong one trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the vote in front of you. But, you've also moderated The Guild, which means you must have studied...and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the wrong vote as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the vote in front of me!
Sasaki: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
It has worked! You've given everything away! I know what your answer is!
Sasaki: Then make your choice.
I will, and I choose...[pointing behind Sasaki] What in the world can that be?
Sasaki: [turning around, while pever switches votes] What?! Where?! I don't see anything.
Oh, well, I...I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.[pever laughs]
Sasaki: What's so funny?
I...I'll tell you in a minute. First, lets vote, me from my paper and you from yours.
[They both vote]
Sasaki: You guessed wrong.
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched votes when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a pever, when death is on the line!
[pever continues to laugh hysterically. Suddenly, he stops and falls right over.]
Last edited by pevergreen; 10-12-2009 at 02:23.
All my experience in mafia games has built up a resistance to voting.
Beefy187 is a trap.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Minority Rules is actually Majority Rules![]()
When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
-Stephen Crane
By "I" I did mean you guys as a player. Not "I" as in Beefy. But ah well
The Host... Beefy187 walked up on the stage and declared the first round over.
"24 hours has passed since the voting. I will now open the box and count the votes.
Beskar- Yes
White_eyes- Yes
pevergreen- Yes
Cultured Drizzt fan-Yes
Sasaki Kojiro- Yes
Pinman- No
Centurion1- Yes
Iskander3.1- Yes
Ichigo- No
A Very Super Market- Yes
ricera10- No
Lord Winter- Yes
This means Pinman, Ichigo and ricera10survived the round. Now they will advance to round 2.
Since Pinman was the first to send in orders out of the three winners, he will have the honour of creating the question of the round.
To all you losers. Unfortunately you have lost. You will have to pay us back your one million dollars without using the diamond your wearing. Good luck.
Round 2 commences in 24 hours. Pinman will send me or post his question on this thread. Use this round wisely![]()
lol so i already lost, wow this gme is short
Ahahaha, what a massacre. Maybe it should be that whoever votes in the minority gets ousted.
I figured it was a 50/50.....I don't know you all that well in real life, makes it really tough![]()
Everyone is going to vote Yes and No will win, I will probably even bet money on it.
I told you who would win. Shame no one took me up on my bet.![]()
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
I am the only sentient being that exists.
Cognito ergo sum
Last edited by Pinman; 10-12-2009 at 18:37.
Blast, this is what honesty gets you.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
- Proud Horseman of the Presence
So I am to understand that, in all honesty, you are very handsome?
No, Beefy187 is.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
This is a good case of good liars with big egos...![]()
Beefy187 said "I" so I thought it was him.
If he said "Are you an attractive male?" then I would assume myself.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
well i couldnt lie now could i
Right. That would be the question I was looking for
Anyway like Pinman said the question is
I am the only sentient being which exists.
You have about 36 hours to answer the question.
Also Yaropolk failed to send his orders on time so he is out of round 2.
He did vote No though.
Incidently, I intended the "I" to refer to the person answering my question.
Just so we are all on the same page.
Last edited by Pinman; 10-13-2009 at 01:32.
Last edited by slashandburn; 10-13-2009 at 03:23.
Parla più piano e nessuno sentirà, il nostro amore lo viviamo io e te,
nessuno sa la verità, neppure il cielo che ci guarda da lassù.
Insieme a te io resterò,
amore mio, sempre così.
Parla più piano e vieni più vicino a me, Voglio sentire gli occhi miei dentro di te,
nessuno sa la verità, è un grande amore e mai più grande esisterà.
Insieme a te io resterò,
amore mio, sempre così.
Parla più piano e vieni più vicino a me,Voglio sentire gli occhi miei dentro di te,
nessuno sa la verità,è un grande amore e mai più grande esisterà.
beefy my apologies for crashing your thread but...
pever how many times must you quote that scene a year?
scarily it's usually from memory
All the time I hear women say chivalry is dead...it's true, chivalry is dead and women killed it - Dave Chapelle (Killing them Softly)
Ricera10 has failed to send in his orders.
Both Ichigo and Pinman voted for Yes.
Since there is only 2 players left, the game is a tie.
Ichigo and Pinman gets 6 and a half million each
Game ended
I'll add a little comment tomorrow.
wow that was fast
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