The Gamers Mafia 2: Dorkness Rising [Concluded]

**Beefy187** · 10-15-2009, 10:56

Originally Posted by pevergreen

He got ressurected.

Argh.. Why? Why?

Well, he died once. Thats enough for now.

Now as a good priestess, I vote for Splitpersonality

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 10-15-2009, 11:06

Vote: beefy

what yu don't like bards?

**pevergreen** · 10-15-2009, 23:50

Oranges! Cabbages! The best apples in town!

Oh hello there!

Daphne: Hello farmer, have you any information on where...Mort Kemnon may be?

CDF: Well, I don't know if its true, but I've heard

Flynn: I think the adventure's that way!

Luster: My, those mountains look questworthy!

Daphne: Shh! Don't worry my good man, the sooner you tell us the sooner you can return to your lands.

Luster begins fanning towards his hand.

Farmer: I don't mean to...brag but

The farmer explodes

pevergreen: What the hell was that?

Luster: Flaming Hand of Fiery Doom.

pever: You wasted a level 3 spell, on a level 0 farmer?

Luster: Totally worth it.

Rest of party: ......

Luster: How much experience do I get for the farmer?

As the party moves away, the air where the farmer stood begins to shimmer.

Mort Kemnon: You thought you could defeat me? You have only made him more powerful...

With that, Mort Kemnon vanishes into death.

Players: 5/7
split
Iksander
Tratorix
Beefy
Reenk

Dead: 2/7
atheotes
CDF

Tis now day 3.

**Splitpersonality** · 10-16-2009, 01:03

Originally Posted by Beefy187

Argh.. Why? Why?

Well, he died once. Thats enough for now.

Now as a good priestess, I vote for Splitpersonality

Look, I can feel the sexual tension in the air between us too, but just because we had relations you don't have to kill me!

**Beefy187** · 10-16-2009, 01:15

Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

Look, I can feel the sexual tension in the air between us too, but just because we had relations you don't have to kill me!

I didn't. I forgot to vote you. But I will this time.
Vote: Splitpersonality

**Splitpersonality** · 10-16-2009, 01:17

You didn't what?

**Beefy187** · 10-16-2009, 01:18

Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

You didn't what?

I havn't killed you... Yet

**pevergreen** · 10-16-2009, 01:19

I can't tell if this is ingame, or if split slept with someone else besides Beefy IRL.

**Splitpersonality** · 10-16-2009, 01:22

Originally Posted by Beefy187

I havn't killed you... Yet

Well why do you have the intentions to kill me?

**Beefy187** · 10-17-2009, 01:24

Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

Well why do you have the intentions to kill me?

Because I hate you. I curse your name every night. I stuck multiple needles in a booby doll with your name on it. I cannot suppress my hatred towards you. I hate you so much, that I went to the priest and asked for a guidance. He said this.
"Good priestess. It is not hate which occupies your mind. It is love. Your in love with the man."

It was love. Love so deep, that I cannot control it. Love so painful, that it is almost love killing. I have my duty as a priestess. As a good priestess it is my duty to kill you. Killing you will eject my love from you and that love will fill the world of chaos and depression. World will be filled with love. It will be lovely! That is why I must kill you. Because I want the world to be lovely.