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    I thought the thread was about turds that don't sink!

    Seen a fair few of them in my day.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: Floaters

    Thread's on a lock-route, but whatever.

    Floaters mean you have a lot of oil in your diet. Generally, enough to make feces float is too much.
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    Izzy lives on my left eye. Mortimer (the rounder one) and Fred live on my right eye.
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    Default Re: Floaters

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I thought the thread was about turds that don't sink!

    Seen a fair few of them in my day.
    Gah! Why did you have to do that to my thread? WHY???
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    I have never in my life experienced this phenomenon. I always wondered what that Family Guy joke was all about. Now I know!

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    I fear this thread has reached such a dizzying height of excellence that all other threads will seem mundane and cheap by comparison. In the hopes that the shining brilliance of this thread will not blind all Orgahs to the rest of the board, I will reluctantly impose teh lock.

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