Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

[seireikhaan]

What makes a wise man?

The eternal chaos.


Challenge: Askthepizzaguy

Vote: Sigurd

[Askthepizzaguy]

Inconceivable!!

You had it coming with your taunting. The Ninja wouldn't let this opportunity to frame the Dragon killer pass by. Too bad no-one will fall for this poorly executed attempt.

I voted ATPG because he claims he has a special task to get rid of scottishranger. An attempt was made at scottishranger the other night - and since I voiced my opinion regarding the impossibility for there to be any other roles besides the ninja, we haven't heard a sound from ATPG regarding this.

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

Tis called a joke, dear sir.

*yawn* these reasons keep getting better.

points and laughs at the town. This is even better than lynching off everyone who's won a duel. This is doing it humorlessly.

I would like to remind people that I would never kill anyone without a writeup and I would never just steal material in order to do so. I'm insulted by that insinuation more than anything.

But most laughably of them all.... townies voting abstain.

In a game where you get points JUST FOR VOTING A NINJA.

I look on this lynch as merciful, just to get away from you guys. This town has it's collective head where the sun doesn't shine.

unvote, vote: ATPG

[pevergreen]

Someone is attempting to frame me.

If the person who did this is dead before I find them, I shall be most put out.

[Double A]

What makes a wise man?

A young smart-arse that never made enough enemies.

Challenge: Double A

Accepted. Challenge: john

[Chaotix]

Vote: Double A

I know it was you! I saw you do it!

[Askthepizzaguy]

No, Chaotix. Vote for me!

Why have I suddenly become innocent since last round, man? I think that deserves an explanation.

[Double A]

A random vote on day 4? Ok dude, I can see why most people do it on day 1, and sometimes even day 2 if there's not enough info, but day 4!? What the hel... er heck are you on!? There is no way possible you are town, and if you are you're not doing us any good.

vote: Chaotix

[Chaotix]

Oh, darn. It seems you have caught me.

Well, I suppose I should confess it now. I am mafia.

I'm sorry, I just can't do this any more. No more with the killin' people and stuff. I've put that all behind me.

[Beskar]

It's funny seeing Pizza insult his own write-up. I forgot to hand my in.

Seriously though, why on earth did you did you make Pizza want to leave the game and suicide? The Ninja are basically ruined now with him going, we will only go down to one kill and look at the current ratio, the town has more kills than us, it is disgusting.

If you don't ahve anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Pizza does all he can do for the town, but then he gets to be a mafia, and look at it, everyone just wants to lynch him. He deserves to have his little play around, how could you do this to us.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's funny seeing Pizza insult his own write-up. I forgot to hand my in.

Seriously though, why on earth did you did you make Pizza want to leave the game and suicide? The Ninja are basically ruined now with him going, we will only go down to one kill and look at the current ratio, the town has more kills than us, it is disgusting.

If you don't ahve anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Pizza does all he can do for the town, but then he gets to be a mafia, and look at it, everyone just wants to lynch him. He deserves to have his little play around, how could you do this to us.

I couldn't help myself, Beskar. They've been hounding you, and now they're hounding me.

There's no chance of the ninjas winning now. I concede defeat. The only thing left is a graceful****** exit from the game. Since they know who two of us are, wanna reveal the third? I don't think he'll be very happy with us though.

It's funny seeing Pizza insult his own write-up.

I know.... but seriously it's not one of my best.

[Beskar]

There's no chance of the ninjas winning now. I concede defeat. The only thing left is a graceful****** exit from the game. Since they know who two of us are, wanna reveal the third? I don't think he'll be very happy with us though.

Read the post above, Choatix already revealed as well. I could have gone further, but that darned Renata caught me.

Why do you have to suicide on us Pizza? I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pah he's a liar. Chaotix isn't the final mafia. You lie, Beskar.

The final mafia is:

Beefy187!!!!

Why suicide, you say? Well look at the facts:

1. I'm doomed this round
2. You're next
3. Beefy always dies by the lynch.

We're done! Our goose is cooked! It's all over, the end is nigh!!!

[Chaotix]

Pah he's a liar. Chaotix isn't the final mafia. You lie, Beskar.

The final mafia is:

Beefy187!!!!

Why suicide, you say? Well look at the facts:

1. I'm doomed this round
2. You're next
3. Beefy always dies by the lynch.

We're done! Our goose is cooked! It's all over, the end is nigh!!!

No, you're the liar! I'm the real mafia here, and you know it. Don't pretend I'm not just for your own selfish means.

[Death is yonder]

The kung fu master raps his spoon on the table to get everyone's attention. He asks a student:

What makes a wise man?

A man who realizes that his time will eventually come to past, and that it is now time to enjoy himself

Edit:

I couldn't help myself, Beskar. They've been hounding you, and now they're hounding me.

There's no chance of the ninjas winning now. I concede defeat. The only thing left is a graceful****** exit from the game. Since they know who two of us are, wanna reveal the third? I don't think he'll be very happy with us though.



I know.... but seriously it's not one of my best.

The current line of bandwagons are... inconceivable!

Its just wrong

[Death is yonder]

Vote: Sigurd

[atheotes]

looks like the voting is all over the place... i am glad i am not the only one without any strong suspects...

Vote: Tratorix... he could be mafia

[Tratorix]

looks like the voting is all over the place... i am glad i am not the only one without any strong suspects...

Vote: Tratorix... he could be mafia

You make such a fantastic case about that.

[atheotes]

i have no clue about who could be ninja...
lets just say the reason for my vote on you is the same as your vote on Khaan last round

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Vote: Chaotix

[Sigurd]

So now it was a joke.. And you couldn't have told us (me) this earlier? And the taunting, the taunting dear sir, just incriminates you further.

Vote: ATPG

And what's with the votes logged on me? Did I hit home with my accusations? Even if I receive the stamp - I will persecute you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I wish I could vote multiple times like you Sigurd.

[Sigurd]

I wish I could vote multiple times like you Sigurd.

Lets hope they all counts.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Alright, either he's mafia or he's lying, so on the basis of lynching all liars:
vote: Askthepizzaguy

CR

[Askthepizzaguy]

At least CR has a sense of humor. Oh, and for those of you not paying attn he's dead (ish). Now, I went to bed without removing my self-vote, and I'm still in disbelief mode at some of the moves I've seen in the past few rounds, so I'm leaving the vote on myself in protest. But if I can be semi-serious for a moment.

Beskar is probably not a ninja. I asked him yesterday to help me "mess with the town" by claiming to be a ninja along with me. Given he's been a bandwagon target recently and how much WIFOM attracts votes when we have a lack of suspects, it would take a lot of manliness/stupidity to poke the town in the eye, especially when they seem to be in angry swarm mode already. The fact that he went along with it unhesitatingly and with good humor tells me that his current psychological state for this game is playful and unconcerned with death. I doubt seriously that Beskar is a ninja. I was half kidding and half serious; I wanted to see how he would react.

If you guys make the mistake of lynching me whatever, but I'd advise you that the ninja is not Beskar either. That's my serious contribution for this round.

[Sigurd]

Beskar is probably not a ninja. I asked him yesterday to help me "mess with the town" by claiming to be a ninja along with me.

This is called: pulling a Spartan and is punishable by lynch at best, and banning from future games at worst. Either way...

vote: ATPG

[Crazed Rabbit]

At least CR has a sense of humor. Oh, and for those of you not paying attn he's dead (ish).

Actually I am still completely alive, thank you very much. Stop trying to confound the town with your deceits!

CR

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is called: pulling a Spartan and is punishable by lynch at best, and banning from future games at worst. Either way...

vote: ATPG

No, pulling a Spartan is claiming to be mafia with the intention of confusing the mafia, an impossibility except in cases of multiple mafias.

Pulling a pizzaguy is sarcastically claiming to be mafia for the purpose of seeing what the reaction is. Or to show off my gigantic diamond ones when I actually am mafia.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Like in the fight for Inishmore where I dared everyone to vote me off round one and claimed to be mafia. I am fully aware what the result will be here by doing it a second time. Hit me!

[Sigurd]

Tally:

Askthepizzaguy: 4 (ATPG, GH, shlin, Sigurd)
Chaotix: 2 (CDF, Double A)
Sigurd: 2 (DiY, 'khaan)

Tratorix: 1 (atheotes)
A Very Super Marked: 1 (Beskar)
Double A: 1 (Chaotix)
Beskar: 1 (johnhugh)

Abstains: 2 (AVSM, Reenk)
Not voting: 8 (Beefy, CA, Khazaar, pever, scottish, Sithlord, split, Tratorix)

[Sigurd]

No, pulling a Spartan is claiming to be mafia with the intention of confusing the mafia, an impossibility except in cases of multiple mafias.

Whoever wrote that explanation is misguided. It was the poor explanation of the perpetrator. The real reason behind this stunt alludes us as there were not multiple Mafia in the games where this resulted in a townie loss.
It was more in the lines of "Let's mess with the heads of the town" like your :

I asked him yesterday to help me "mess with the town"

[Askthepizzaguy]

I spoke to the Spartan himself, actually, and his explanation was he was trying to confuse the mafia into thinking he was one of them. I didn't play the game myself so I can only accept his explanation as coming straight from the source.

Abstains: 2 (AVSM, Reenk)
Not voting: 8 (Beefy, CA, Khazaar, pever, scottish, Sithlord, split, Tratorix)

Ever wonder why I'm not enthusiastic about our chances?

FoS: GH and Sigurd. Because you guys are pizza-voters.