French Kick Pirate Arse!

[Louis VI the Fat]

:europeanunion:

That the Spanish, who are illegally fishing in those waters, are also sending warships there is truly laughable.

All hail the pirates, I say.

The Spanish are fishing in Norwegian waters too. Go get 'em, tiger!

[Weebeast]

Wow. I can't believe what I'm seeing here. The French helped Spanish ships against pirates. Low blow. Parley!

Of course the poor fishing villagers have to suffer again and conduct in piracy even more. Good job. I'm proud to be homo sapiens even more.

[HoreTore]

The Spanish are fishing in Norwegian waters too. Go get 'em, tiger!

I would, if not for the fact that you can drown in water...

[Beskar]

I would, if not for the fact that you can drown in water...

That's why you use a Boat, or a Submarine and not swim after the Spanish ships.

[HoreTore]

That's why you use a Boat, or a Submarine and not swim after the Spanish ships.

But if you fall out of the boat, you drown.

So I'm going to stay on land, thankyouverymuch.

[Beskar]

But if you fall out of the boat, you drown.

Only if you can't swim.

[HoreTore]

Only if you can't swim.

Are you saying everyone who dies at sea can't swim?

Anyway, my swimming skills are quite bad. I'm not on friendly terms with large amounts of water. Don't like it, never will.

[Beskar]

Are you saying everyone who dies at sea can't swim?

Well, if you rule out "Death by Proxy", the only way you can die is either:

Can't Swim.
Too exhausted to Swim or too cold.


Since you lets say, fell off a boat. You will usually be able to get back on it with a while or have a small raft pick you up.

If the boat was destroyed in some way, you usually have rafts, lifejackets, etc. Also the coastguard will come and pick you up.

If you was pushed off a boat in the middle of Atlantic, then you are dead unless you find something to keep you alive in some fashion. Then again, this is classed as "Death by Proxy".