Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore
Hjaelp! Water! Cold! I can't swim!
Pft.

I assume you have heard of Sven den Store? A Viking from Vålerenga. He swam all the way to Svalbard, killed a musk ox with his bare hands, and wrestled down a walrus and used his blubber to fry the ox in. This was for breakfast. Then he swam back and laid York in ruin singlehandedly, making it back home in time for dinner, four kegs of beer, and five blond godesses.