Downgradez: Teh Mini-Mafia!!! [Closed]

[Iskander 3.1]

All teh upgradez are belong to us....all teh upgradez are belong to us....

Iskander was having the nightmare again. Ever since the vile hacker, under the guise of AskthePizzaGuy (with a little help from Beskar), had stolen his upgrades, he was condemned to walk the earth forevermore as version 3.1. Iskander tried reasoning with whatever cruel god allowed this to happen. Maybe he could at least move up to version 3.1.1? But it was not to be. Even the English classes he took were of no comfort, although he had finally stopped talking in garbled “l33t speak”.

And just as he thought that things couldn't get any worse, he felt a strange tingling. Someone was trying to downgrade him to version 2.9final!

Iskander gathered the few friends who hadn't abandoned him since the last time he needed help.

“After what happened last time, I do not trust a single person. So if any of you carry out an action, you must publicly state what that action is. During the daytime, we shall vote and whomever has the most votes will have their computer destroyed, removing them from this little “game” here and preventing them from causing my downgrade (and eventual demise). To lighten any tensions, your votes will be secretly emailed to me. You will not know who has voted for who.”

Rules:

Honest Mafia/Secret Ballot. (That's what I'm calling it, if there's another title, please let me know). This is still a work in progress, so I apologize if it sucks.
Discussion is encouraged during daytime phase, but votes MUST be PM'd to me! Public votes will not be counted.
On the other hand, night orders will only count if they are posted publicly! You may make up orders if you'd like, I'll know which ones are legit orders (example, you can say Tickle: Sasaki and everyone will see that you are trying to tickle Mr. Kojiro but they won't know if he will really be tickled or not.

Sign-ups Closed (7/7)
Tratorix
AskthePizzaGuy
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Csargo
Centurion1
Death is Yonder

Also, please sign up for Pevergreen's Riftwar game if you have not done so yet! Find it here:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=122768

[Tratorix]

Innage.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Pizza is here.

[A Very Super Market]

In.

[Beskar]

Hey, its similar style to my Socially Unacceptable Mini-Mafia. :P

Also, In.

[Csargo]

I'm in ur thread, downgraden ur game.

[Centurion1]

IN.

[Death is yonder]

In!

[Tratorix]

Sign-ups closed, Iskander will send out role pms whenever he feels like it.

[Iskander 3.1]

Thank you Tratorix.

Also many thanks to Beskar for coming up with the idea of Iskander 2.9final.

Roles coming soon, folks. I'll begin the first round shortly. And no, there will not be a joker role this time

[Iskander 3.1]

Teh team of awesome people was assembled. Everyone whipped out their laptops, cleared out the Pr0n from their browsing history, and prepared to help dear little Iskander, whatever the cost.

Iskander cleared his throat. "Now remember, this first phase, that we shall call "Phase the Night, Number 1," is a night phase. And it shall be the first phase. Please publicly post what you are doing, so that I can keep track of all of you."

Begin Night 1. You have until 0700 PST MONDAY to post ur orderz

Alive
Tratorix
AskthePizzaGuy
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Csargo
Centurion1
Death is Yonder

Also, if anyone has any questions what so ever, please please please PM me! As in my other games, to prevent any sort of role fishing/host baiting I will not respond to any questions that are posted publicly (the exception being if there is something that appears to be of general interest, such as why the does my Iskander persona insist on annoying lolz speak...and the answer to that is that I simply do not know).

[Iskander 3.1]

You can haz unvotez, btw

(Translation: you can email me an unvote if you need to -Ed)

[A Very Super Market]

I move that Iskander is a lovely man/robot

[Askthepizzaguy]

Is this the phase where I vote to lynch someone or the phase where I use my awesome 1337 powers to banz0r people?


If the latter: Write steamy love poetry for Csargo

[Beskar]

Investigate: Askthepizzguy lulz

[Tratorix]

Kill Beskar.

[Csargo]

Assimilate:ATPG

Iz I doin it right?

[Beskar]

Kill Beskar.

If I die now, we all know it was you.

or not.

Roleblock: Tratorix

[Askthepizzaguy]

Kill Beskar.

No way dude.

Un-Write steamy love poetry for Csargo,
Place Tratorix into a wood chipper

[Askthepizzaguy]

If I die now, we all know it was you.

or not.

Roleblock: Tratorix

You have to un-investigate me to do that.

[Csargo]

UnAssimilate:ATPG
WoG:Centurion1

I didn't want u in my societyz anyway ATPG. Also, doez we get killzor'd if we don't lolz speek? omg

[Beskar]

You have to un-investigate me to do that.

I would be pretty powerful if I had both abilities. One of them could be legitimate, or is not any of my powers.

Eitherway, I don't need to un-anyofthem, only any legitimate one I have. (if any)

[Death is yonder]

If I die now, we all know it was you.

or not.

Roleblock: Tratorix

Investigate: Beskar

Liar!

[Centurion1]

Do nothing cause i got no powers *sob*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Un-Place: Tratorix into a wood chipper,
Defend: Beskar

[Tratorix]

Un-Place: Tratorix into a wood chipper,
Defend: Beskar

UnKill: Beskar, Kill: ATPG

[Iskander 3.1]

Night over, write-up commencing

[Iskander 3.1]

It was a crazy night. Pizza powered up his wood chopper and used it to shred some steamy poetry intended for Csargo, and Csargo tried to inject Pizza (or, as they say in Germany, Pizza, with Borg nanoprobes but then decided to shout curses at Centurion. Beskar tried to do too much at once, and Centurion did nothing cause he got no skillz.

Iskander rode a monorail cat to meet with everyone. He happened to travel past a herd of clows.

Gentlemen, it is good to see that you are all here. Please email your votes to me and we can punish the offender.

Begin Day 1. You have until 0700 PST Wednesday to vote. Remember that only votes that are PM'd to me will count! You can unvote and revote as often as you wish, up until the deadline.

Alive
Tratorix
AskthePizzaGuy
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Csargo
Centurion1
Death is Yonder

[Beskar]

Crazy.

[Csargo]

Bet you can't guess who I voted for. :D