Women...Sigh.

**CountArach** · 11-10-2009, 04:25

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Luckily, the weak and pasty guys are looked down upon by both sexes.

Thanks, I needed to be told that again.

**a completely inoffensive name** · 11-10-2009, 08:00

Originally Posted by CountArach

Thanks, I needed to be told that again.

Do what I do and change your entire sleep schedule. Sleep from 16:00-00:00. Then play from 00:00-12:00 with your window open and sitting with the sun on you. Rearrange your chair every hour to keep yourself in the sun coming through your window. If you keep at it you can slowly build up a semi normal amount of tan. I did this and I have suddenly lost 10 pounds and all the ladies love me now!

**SwordsMaster** · 11-10-2009, 08:19

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Do what I do and change your entire sleep schedule. Sleep from 16:00-00:00. Then play from 00:00-12:00 with your window open and sitting with the sun on you. Rearrange your chair every hour to keep yourself in the sun coming through your window. If you keep at it you can slowly build up a semi normal amount of tan. I did this and I have suddenly lost 10 pounds and all the ladies love me now!

Whatever happened to actually going outdoors... I'm going to climb mount Kilimanjaro for my New Years' holiday, if you'd like to join CA, ACIN.