Tommy Doesn't Know What Day It Is

[Louis VI the Fat]

We will probably never know what really happened but it certainly isn't just Germany going nuts.

Permission to ask a question, sir...

The thing is: The way I see it, one day, there's a war on, right? And, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?

[Pannonian]

Permission to ask a question, sir...

The thing is: The way I see it, one day, there's a war on, right? And, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?

Do you mean how did the war start?

[gaelic cowboy]

The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.

[Strike For The South]

The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.

+1.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.

We already quoted that line and the accurate response to it, we need a new one now.

[gaelic cowboy]

Baeeeh

[Pannonian]

Blackadder must be the most quotable show ever.

Private Plane

Lord Flasheart: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
Lieutenant George: How do you mean, sir? Do you mean, take her home at the week-end to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Captain Blackadder: I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote.
Lord Flasheart: Hey, hey! Any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!