need ideas

[Centurion1]

pancho villa, napoleon, augustus. no idea im making random guesses here

[Megas Methuselah]

- for Napoleon!

[pevergreen]

The druggie has to be you.

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[A Very Super Market]

Since I'm disqualified, I move this thread one step close to a re-christening!

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These were drawn with the help of a ruler and many, many, erasers. ^

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This is just a doodle. Tips for all, lots of sketchy lines can hide bad art. Learn from the master of this ^

Edit: Aww, the first pic doesn't show many of the lines.

[Megas Methuselah]

Those are surprisingly good. Too bad the scanner screwed up the quality, eh?

[Sevis]

AVSM, those are great! Have you considered tracing the second one in Photoshop/GIMP? It's hard to see as it is. There's probably an automatic way to fix that, but I don't know much about either of those.

The second one really is brilliant, though. Awful weather, ships being thrown around... A vague hint of land, which could be clouds... Or could be anything, really. It isn't extremely detailed - but it gives an illusion of detail, and, while merely skimming over it, I get the feeling that a lot stays unnoticed to my eyes. That middle ship not being highlighted, for instance - at first, it's hard to notice, but then becomes the clear centrepiece. A flagship, or perhaps a ghost?...

I demand more :D

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

I used to draw stickmen doodles back in elementary school. Then when I was almost as old as Hooahguy, I started acting my age and drew more advanced pics, like this relic (with a pen, no less) :

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Balloon for each historical figure you can guess except for that random pothead I scribbled. A Very Super Market is not eligible for this contest.

On the lower left Blackbeard and on the right Caesar.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Draw Meth, AP (pictures of both are posted somewhere) and an approximation of what you think I look like, all cruising in a car in Austria crashing Fixiwee's house party.

[Csargo]

Good drawings Hooah, AVSM, and Megas

[A Very Super Market]

Draw Meth, AP (pictures of both are posted somewhere) and an approximation of what you think I look like, all cruising in a car in Austria crashing Fixiwee's house party.

Can you draw me tied to the hood?

[Megas Methuselah]

On the lower left Blackbeard and on the right Caesar.

One balloon for Caesar!

[Snite]

Texas

Gonzales(The second half of my dual-meaning Molon Labe tattoo), San Jacinto, The Alamo, Goliad, The Massacre of San Saba Mission...

The list goes on. Judging from what you posted, San Saba might be more your flavor.

[Strike For The South]

Gonzales(The second half of my dual-meaning Molon Labe tattoo), San Jacinto, The Alamo, Goliad, The Massacre of San Saba Mission...

The list goes on. Judging from what you posted, San Saba might be more your flavor.

I don't know who you are or what you're on about.

But you best not be challenging me to a Texas-off

[Snite]

I don't know who you are or what you're on about.

But you best not be challenging me to a Texas-off

.....?


Bring it on.

[Strike For The South]

.....?


Bring it on.

Oh Dear God.

What are the ground rules?

[Snite]

I dunno. You're the one who challenged me.

[Strike For The South]

I dunno. You're the one who challenged me.

Are you from Gods country?

Dallas doesn't count

[Snite]

I am indeed, Sir. And why wouldn't Dallas count? I know they've got too much influence from notOK-lahoma, but it's still within the borders.

Northern Texans are a odd breed though.

[Strike For The South]

I am indeed, Sir. And why wouldn't Dallas count? I know they've got too much influence from notOK-lahoma, but it's still within the borders.

Northern Texans are a odd breed though.

Dallas is the New York City of Texas.

Oklahoma Sucks I'm glad we agree on that.

San Antonio is the original Texas city and therefore the best.

The Hill country is being taking over by yankees and communists. and it angers me

West Texas is a barren wasteland one step above hell but I can't get enough of it.

East Texas is really one step away from Louisana. To much influnece from dixie in those parts.

CenTex is nice and is like WestTex -cowboys and tumbleweeds.

Pulled Pork is not BBQ

The hispanicals make some damn fine food.

Agree or disagree?

[Snite]

Agreed

Agreed

Agreed - but during a nuclear power debate some clown told a Tejano "This is America, English only!" and that right there makes me wonder what's happening to my State. Especially since 2/3 of Tejanos are Texians and their families have been speaking Spanish in TX since the Commanche and Apache were keeping 'the White Man' from being brave enough to even think about Texas.

Haven't been to the Hill Country in forever so I wouldn't know.

West Texas is beautiful. The only deserts should be the rocky ones.

East Texas is a bunch of racist red-necks. Hell, some of those places will actually run 'out-of-towners'.. um.. out of town.

I've never seen tumbleweeds in CenTex and it is the second greenest place in Texas next to East Texas.

Brisket is BBQ.

Biblical Manna is actually the Tortilla.

South Texas 'till the day I die.

[Strike For The South]

South Texas 'till the day I die.

This is all I needed to know.

Marry me

I also say I agree on the whole Tejano thing. The nationwide immagration debate has been hijacked by Cali and the yanks who move down here see Tejanos and think they are just illegals. That really pisses me off

[Snite]

Sorry, but right now our verboten love is surprisingly illegal in a State that more espouses personal freedom than the rest of the country. Something I'd like to change when I get into politics.

Also, you're a Francophile and just hearing those people talk grinds my gears. French and Romanian(which sounded surprisingly similiar in Blood and Chocolate[terrible movie]) just sound like so much mewling.



THREAD HIJACK(ED)!!!

[pevergreen]

"Down here in Texas we play by the three kicks rule"?

[Snite]

"Down here in Texas we play by the three kicks rule"?

...?

[Hooahguy]

cmon guys, i need ideas!
im working on one now about special forces raiding a submarine, but im running out of ideas. and please no vague ones. as much as i love Texas, you need to be more specific.

[Major Robert Dump]

New idea: Draw a picture of me in Conquistador armor having sexual relations with your teacher. Unless your teacher is a man, then make it twins!

[Hooahguy]

no. no. and no.
and now i need to get that image out of my head.

[Centurion1]

opening up in desert storm. Its easy just have abrams tanks moving forward and a bunch of iraqi soldiers running away