The Art of Ruin [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then I would listen carefully before opening each container. Also, tap on the container first as if knocking on a door. This should take mere seconds, and it could be worth it.

Better safe than sorry. If I were designing a game like this, 1 out of every 3 actions could lead to instant death.

Any objections? If not, that should be our order. But I'd prefer to wait so we get a few more "aye's". This is everyone's game.

[Chaotix]

Works for me.

Let's make sure we pick up both a melee weapon and a firearm if we find both. It shouldn't be too hard to find a metal bat, at least... and some of these containers, as mentioned, might contain illicit arms as well.

I'd say the chances of danger are low due to the blood being dried, unless we have something lurking in wait. How exactly a zombie could get into a locked container is beyond me.

[Stildawn]

You have my aye ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'd say the chances of danger are low due to the blood being dried, unless we have something lurking in wait. How exactly a zombie could get into a locked container is beyond me.

When I was just a wee mini-pizza, I went over to my friend's house to play dungeons and dragons. (Once.... I wasn't a big fan) But on his campaign, he had trees that exploded for no reason. I have learned that dangers do not have to make sense, especially in fantasy or science-fiction or horror genre games.

[Splitpersonality]

I like to think this game is grounded in a fair deal of realism

[Askthepizzaguy]

I like to think this game is grounded in a fair deal of realism

A dude wielding a chainsaw hiding in a supposedly locked container might seem odd, but the laws of physics don't say it can't happen. Plus you have what appear to be zombies, so... yeah I'm a little cautious.

We could do things the "hip" and "cool" way and be all badass and kick open the doors of these containers and rush inside fearlessly, eyes blindfolded, while hopping backwards on our knees (as is the style in this day and age), but (grizzled old man voice) IN MY DAY WE LOOKED BOTH WAYS BEFORE WE CROSSED THE STREET, GAWSH DANG IT, AND WE KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING A STORAGE UNIT!!! Kids these days, they've got no respect for the veterans of games past. I have billions of points to my name, and several trophies, and entire galaxies that owe me thanks, you whippersnappers.

*Begins rant about the high price of gaming systems these days*

[Splitpersonality]

A dude wielding a chainsaw hiding in a supposedly locked container might seem odd,

Really now? You think so

but the laws of physics don't say it can't happen.

no just the laws that govern human bodies and their need to breathe

Plus you have what appear to be zombies, so... yeah I'm a little cautious.

I can't really fault your cautiousness, Mr. "Free candy!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

The only candy I have is sitting in a bowl in my living room, and it's been there since 1963, and it's nothing but rock-hard peppermints slightly melted together to make one giant glob, covered in dust.

But those are fer guests, sonny boy!

[Subotan]

You have dropped:
...
Pink Floyd shirt (x1)

NOOOO

[Splitpersonality]

Well Home Depot carries:

Paint, paint thinner, garden tools such as hedge clippers, lawn mowers, chainsaws (sans gasoline), forklifts, potted plants, supplies for painting your house, tools that would be suited for working on cars, normal tools such as screwdrivers, hammers, sledgehammers, patio furnuture, ladders, washing machines, electric fireplaces, electric drills, portable generators, electrical wiring components, flooring, lighting and fans, and storage items... What a mouthful...


If you want a specific list of what's actually there in the store you'll have to go there yourself and see it

[Seon]

Aye to Pizza's plan. May he not fail, and bring us pizza too.

...by th way are you guys sure about finding a weapon in home depot? Unless we find a crowbar...

[miotas]

...by th way are you guys sure about finding a weapon in home depot? Unless we find a crowbar...

I could do someone a lot of damage with what can be found in a hardware shop.

[miotas]

Then I would listen carefully before opening each container. Also, tap on the container first as if knocking on a door. This should take mere seconds, and it could be worth it.

Better safe than sorry. If I were designing a game like this, 1 out of every 3 actions could lead to instant death.

Any objections? If not, that should be our order. But I'd prefer to wait so we get a few more "aye's". This is everyone's game.

Aye.

[Double A]

In!

Aye to Pizza's plan!

And a zombie could have bitten a human, who locked himself into a container.

Here's hoping that the container burned up.