Men's Hockey!!!!

[Centurion1]

you have summer its just still cold. and everyone cares about the summer olympics. except the countries with lackluster performances. as an american of course i can care about all the olympics.

the olympics bring out nationalism even in you horetore.

[HoreTore]

you have summer its just still cold. and everyone cares about the summer olympics. except the countries with lackluster performances. as an american of course i can care about all the olympics.

the olympics bring out nationalism even in you horetore.

Don't make me fetch the pitchfork....

[Centurion1]

admit it.

this is possibly the greatest day of my life. even godless communists love the olympics.


PS This is meant lightheartedly. Even though godless communist is probably a compliment in your eyes.

[HoreTore]

admit it.

this is possibly the greatest day of my life. even godless communists love the olympics.

I love the olympics of course, because I love sports. But nationalism? Nah. I cheer for my team, not my nation. That the olympics have nations as teams doesn't make me a nationalist

PS This is meant lightheartedly. Even though godless communist is probably a compliment in your eyes.

It's like calling the Pope a Jesusman

[Centurion1]

oh dear god

[Megas Methuselah]

What? The Popeman would be flattered if I called him that.

[Centurion1]

no that was my response when i re read that entire conversation.

and honestly no i dont think he would appreciate that, blasphemy and whatnot.

[Megas Methuselah]

and honestly no i dont think he would appreciate that, blasphemy and whatnot.

I won't let some false prophet preach to me about blashphemy, thankyouverymuch.

We should totally go hoe-hunting together sometime, though, me and you.

[Centurion1]

I won't let some false prophet preach to me about blashphemy, thankyouverymuch.

We should totally go hoe-hunting together sometime, though, me and you.

burn heretic scum.....

whats hoe hunting?

as in women. because as a teenage boy im always willing to go hoe hunting.. lol

[Megas Methuselah]

Aw, you're still a lil teen? Aight then, go play with your toys, I'll go to the bars and deal with the real women.

[Centurion1]

Let me paint you a picture. We both go to an orchard. Because i am taller and better looking, as well as younger (especially younger for the sake of the picture) i get to pick the fresh fruit. You on the other hand get to have the older more ahhhh bruised fruit. We still enjoy our fruit but while immunching down you find your fruit has a bad case of worms.

Have fun getting an apples version of herpes.

[Megas Methuselah]

You need to grow some pubes first, though.

[Centurion1]

lol im about 18 and probably bigger than you.

you tiny Canadian.

[Megas Methuselah]

Bah, I ain't a landgrabbin Canadian.

[Centurion1]

ooooooh which one of the ten nations are you were you in that quaint little dance. Canadians are adorable with their imagined independent nation status and all that jazz.

[Strike For The South]

OK, can you two finish your dick measuring contest somewhere else? Please?

Some thoughts,

The US is coming out and just blitzing the other teams, our first two games we simply out talnted Norway and Swissland. We just kept the puck in there zone and hammered them like Dresden in 45

This of course will kill us when we play the Russians and the Canadians. It will also be tough just to out athlete the Czechs and the Sweedes (although I think we can, I don't wanna bet the farm)

The defense has been dissapointing and that was kind of expected, I knew we were an offensive team but we can't keep letting 3-1 breaks happen and we need to rebound the bloody puck. If the Norweigans weren't playing like a bunch of blind invalids it would've been 6-3

So in short, to get gold Miller just needs to go unconscious between the pipes anything else and we bring home the bronze.

[Centurion1]

nein. you wnt in.....

yeah ima dne. hnestly i think people just underestimating us.

[Strike For The South]

nein. you wnt in.....

yeah ima dne. hnestly i think people just underestimating us.

I dont think so. To me the Teams are as follows

Russia

Canada





USA
Czechs
Sweeden






Everyone else

We have a shot but we are defintley not the best talent this go around

[Centurion1]

no i agree but dsnt mean people dont understimate us. canada and russia are ver very good.

[Reenk Roink]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Strike For The South]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Que

[Centurion1]

proh vos teneo latin! frigus wanna convoco lol

[Reenk Roink]

Que

Canada 3 - Switzerland 2 (SO)

Beginning to have my doubts about Canada. Then again I don't see us beating them Sunday without this guy suddenly playing again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mhqrK0Oins

[Centurion1]

dnt count out canada they have hockey (and syrup) in their veins.

[Megas Methuselah]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys eat syrup with your beans in the US?

[Centurion1]

ummm i dont but i know that baked beans have alot of sugar in them.

russia lost to slovakia.

[Strike For The South]

Russia and Canada look vuenrable. Im excited this thing has broken wide open.

BEAT CANADA

[Megas Methuselah]

Yeah, Canada vs. USA tonight. I'm supposed to write my essay today that's due tommorrow, damnit.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Nasty hit Ovechkin just laid on Jagr in the Russia-Czech game. Jaromir looks old.

But yeah, I'm definitely waiting for the main event of the night.

[Centurion1]

czechs put a good fight i was actually impressed with their goalie and defense their offense just couldnt really get anything started.