The Pittsburgh Post
Convention Continues: Threat of Raging Psychopath "Exaggerated"
Despite the recent death of the esteemed Mr. Subotan, The World Butler Convention will continue. A spokesperson for the Convention, Mr Pevergreen issued a statement yesterday evening:
"Although it is of course incredibly unfortunate that the front-runner for the 'Best British Butler' Prize was impaled by three hundred shards of glass, the Convention's managers have decided not to cancel the Convention. There is no evidence yet that his death was the result of foul play, and the rumours of a 'mafia' who want everyone in the Convention disembowelled are clearly exaggerated, despite the messages written in blood on the Hotel's walls."
Third Party sources suspect that the convention will continue due to the power of the aristocratic families who have bankrolled the competition, and whose butlers are competing for the top prize. Mr Sniffleburg, the master of the late Mr. Subotan, was reported to have received phone calls from other members of the upper class which consisted of braying, taunts and quotes such as "That'll serve you right for shooting my bloodhound on Greenham Moor!". Mr Sniffleburg in a press conference said
It's a terrible crime, and the culprit should be apprehended and feel the full force of the law as quickly as possible. The destruction of such a beautiful chandelier is a monstrous act, and the fact that it puts me out of the running for winning "Best British Butler" prize only makes it worse!
Pittsburgh Police are currently conducting a investigation, with Inspector Collings leading the inquiry.
EDIT:Night should start iin 24 hours.
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