manliness question

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.

Well, just take her out to a movie then; spend a little money on her. I don't personally condone dating girls just for necking and nooky but if that's what you want, and she's game, then it won't be hard. Either she's up for it, in which case she'll judge you on your looks, or she isn't up for it, in which case no ammount of effort will get you anywhere.

If you really are just in it for sex, that is.

Also, Glee is perfectly acceptable evening fare, provided you don't take it seriously.

Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.

[Megas Methuselah]

Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.

[Hosakawa Tito]

You need advice from Mr. Manly. Now follow along in your Manly Manual page 4562 and....

[Fragony]

No, just no.

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

//takes out garbage

[bobbin]

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

I think that guys name sums up perfectly what he is.

[Viking]

ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before .

Not only should you watch that show, you should also discuss which male Hollywood actor is the sexiest, and you should clearly express your distaste for mice and spiders.

[Secura]

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.

I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

[bobbin]

I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.

Come on Dick Masterson! you are a beautiful precious flower on the inside, be true to yourself and embrace who you really are!

[naut]

Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.

If that's the case then he might enjoy getting touched by a phallic object such as a bargepole.

If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious.

[jabarto]

Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.

I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not ugly creepy.

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no not really don't kill me please

[Strike For The South]

Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not ugly creepy.

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no not really don't kill me please

you rang

[Cute Wolf]

a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.

remember the 10 commandments my friend, especially the 7th commandments.....

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No offense... don't get me wrong hooah... just reminding you not to be caught by her ultra-orthodox parents, or you'll found yourself married before 20...

[a completely inoffensive name]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

[Strike For The South]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

Kids these days no patience

[a completely inoffensive name]

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

Kids these days no patience

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to sabotage him bro.

[Secura]

you could just hit it and quit it.

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

And they say romance is dead... :P

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN...has an ex?

Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.

And they say romance is dead... :P

My history books says it was collateral damage from when chivalry was killed.

[Subotan]

Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.

And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.

[Cute Wolf]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck...

Poor ACIN

[a completely inoffensive name]

From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck...

Poor ACIN

Yeah, I learned that the hard way with my ex.

[Subotan]

ACIN...has an ex?

[Major Robert Dump]

What a retarded idea for a show.

If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs