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    The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.

    At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
    you can do both with me........

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    you can do both with me........
    Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.

    The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?

    You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.

    You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.

    If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.

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    Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.

    The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?

    You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.

    You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.

    If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.

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    now that i know how to win over secura.........

    yeah hooah i would listen to the actual girl. i mean ive had successes of my own but if a chick gives you advice on how to get in another chicks pants, you better take notes.

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    Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.

    However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.

    Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
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    Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.

    However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.

    Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
    i have actually been thinking about this and if this girl isnt a harlot (lol archaic) than you arent going to hit it and quit it. The only girls ive ever done that with have been harlots (lol again). All the other girls i have dated for reasonable amounts of time usually. And DO NOT go out with her before college. You must be free for all the lovely co eds. by the way where are you going hooah.

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    If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.

    1. Get her drunk
    2. Tell her she's pretty

    The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    1. Get her drunk
    If you need alcohol to increase her compliance, you're in dire straights indeed. If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.

    2. Tell her she's pretty
    Flattery does work, but don't be so forthcoming with it; a constant stream of compliments isn't flattering, it's tiresome and slightly creepy. Play it cool.

    The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
    What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.
    But what if you both share a love for alcohol and being slutty?


    What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    But what if you both share a love for alcohol and being slutty?
    Hahaha, that made me laugh, I'll concede that one to you, Louis.

    Of course, I don't know the girl, so I could never say for definite that she's a saint or a sinner, so to speak. I guess it's up to Hooahguy to tell us how acquainted her ankles are with her knickers, really. Does she have a 'reputation' around school? ¬_¬
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    if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:

    http://artofmanliness.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:

    http://artofmanliness.com/
    What the hell, since when is magic manly?!
    http://artofmanliness.com/2010/02/17...-less-than-10/


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    guest post, they can't all be winners i guess. :p
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    In other man related news finally we can moisturise with out loosing man points.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8thdgZfnYM. Good advert in my honest opinion.


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    If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.

    1. Get her drunk
    2. Tell her she's pretty

    The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.

    Don't overthink this cowboy, it's just a girl
    women are nowhere near as good when drunk and you take a certain risk in the act when dealing with a drunk women poor coordination and gag reflex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    women are nowhere near as good when drunk
    And men are worse!

    poor coordination and gag reflex.
    I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
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    And men are worse!
    debatable we are definitely not going to pass out in the act of course we enjoy it to much

    I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
    No but it has always been a nightmare of mine. ugh...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    debatable we are definitely not going to pass out in the act of course we enjoy it to much
    Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
    You my dear obviously need to take charge and have your way with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    You my dear obviously need to take charge and have your way with them.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
    You're quite witty. It drives me mad with desire.

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    Horrifying prospect. Being raped by a woman, that is.

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    I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Horrifying prospect. Being raped by a woman, that is.
    Hahaha, I suggest you go on YouTube and search for "Peep Show Series 5 Episode 4". It's a British comedy series, really good.

    Wikipedia's synopsis for the episode is as follows:

    Jez's aunt dies, leaving him a possible inheritance of £20,000 and he finds a gun among her belongings. Jez's mother comes with her new boyfriend Martin, a military man that Jez hates but Mark respects greatly hoping to write his memoirs. Mark tries to get in good with Martin's daughter but she ends up having sex with Mark while he is asleep and continues even though he asks her to stop. Jez tells Martin about the rape and subsequently, Jez ends up with no money and Mark without a chance to write the memoir.
    The best part is when Mark wakes up, realises what's going on and starts having an internal monologue about what to do. "Should I push her off?". Hahaha.
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    Hooah, why are you even bothering?

    speaking as a heartbroken person, who has other friends like so, I can only advise you with these:

    1) don't try too hard to get to do her. you'll look stupid, creepy, or both.
    2) the more you think about what's under her pants, the worse off you'll be. ( I learned that from a friend of mine)
    3) why bother? most men only have a 1 in 3 billion chance of finding a girl who'll like him back. (that was my mistake-forgetting the odds).
    4) make sure her dad doesn't know about it. a friend of mine was caught sleeping with his gf (but no sex involved), and the father assumed that he had done her, and forced them to end the relationship.

    now, if you are unfazed by what I say, then that means you are more determined than I thought, and you can go with my blessings, and follow what other advice there is in this thread.

    EDIT: If I sound stupid, its ecause I'm up late, and kinda delirious. good night.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:

    http://artofmanliness.com/
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    Hahaha, I suggest you go on YouTube and search for "Peep Show Series 5 Episode 4". It's a British comedy series, really good.

    Wikipedia's synopsis for the episode is as follows:



    The best part is when Mark wakes up, realises what's going on and starts having an internal monologue about what to do. "Should I push her off?". Hahaha.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExjpyyNujY

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    Hooah. You know the situation at hand doesnt require rocket science to be resolved. (not that certain gentlemen called disco might give some tips about his views concerning how to apply rocket science with women, but anyhow...) If you are talking with the girl and not just day dreaming of her from the distance, you have some chances to go further. Now all you have to do is to ask her out and forget about watching any girly series unless you want her and not to be her "buddy".
    Making things complicated usually only result into things actually turning complicated. So you better just gather your courage and ask her out and forget about any more tactically ingenious aproaches. If she accepts, you have again chances for further things, or maybe not. That is pretty much up to the chemistry between two of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
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    The cool thing about the Org is how I'm always learning things.
    oh dear god.

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    1) Convert to Buddhism
    2) Study the Kama Sutra
    3) Visualize her image before you
    4) Be enlightened

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