Then there were None [Concluded]

**johnhughthom** · 03-07-2010, 00:47

Bah, my skills are totally wasted here, there isn't even a buzz for me to kill. Boring sods.

**Centurion1** · 03-07-2010, 00:55

I daresay sir if you dare to call me an american one more time i shall be forced to settle this like a gentleman. Let god decide who is right. The COE god of course.

**Winston Hughes** · 03-07-2010, 01:11

Originally Posted by Centurion1

I daresay sir if you dare to call me an american one more time i shall be forced to settle this like a gentleman. Let god decide who is right. The COE god of course.

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

**Centurion1** · 03-07-2010, 01:16

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

By my word i am under attack! it reminds me of this time i was in India........

anyway, my dear woman i was speaking to Subotan. Your hurtful insults insults a man of my class and dignity. You are making yourself out to be a cretin of the lowest class *sniff*

**Thermal** · 03-07-2010, 02:03

Originally Posted by Centurion1

By my word i am under attack! it reminds me of this time i was in India........

anyway, my dear woman i was speaking to Subotan. Your hurtful insults insults a man of my class and dignity. You are making yourself out to be a cretin of the lowest class *sniff*

This one is being quite brutal, the lady is wearing a frock to flatter even a blind beggar! You won't get an ounce of plaice with those utterances!

Now put the wine bottle down before one smashes it over ones head.

**Greyblades** · 03-07-2010, 02:06

Bah! Due to specfic circumstances the night phase is now over I'll be sending the PM now and the writeup in the morning.

**Centurion1** · 03-07-2010, 02:09

This one is being quite brutal, the lady is wearing a frock to flatter even a blind beggar! You won't get an ounce of plaice with those utterances!

Now put the wine bottle down before one smashes it over ones head.

I DARESAY!

this is simply atrocious you are all complete cretins, how dare you adress your better with such a tone. I will have you flogged *what what is that there are no more FLOGGINGS!* well sah, this is a call to a gentlemanly duel who are your seconds.

**Double A** · 03-07-2010, 01:00

Originally Posted by johnhughthom

Bah, my skills are totally wasted here, there isn't even a buzz for me to kill. Boring sods.

What about women? They fly like a butterfly, and sting like a bee. But wait that means they wouldn't buzz. I'm pretty sure the pet shop I saw on my way here had some bees, or you might try Beeville USA, down in Mexico. Or you could go to Death Valley if you'd rather kill some Buzzards.