Then there were None [Concluded]

[johnhughthom]

Oh great, not only is there no buzz to kill there is even somebody here with lamer jokes than mine. Oh well, back to my etchings.

[Double A]

[Winston Hughes]

I daresay sir if you dare to call me an american one more time i shall be forced to settle this like a gentleman. Let god decide who is right. The COE god of course.

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

[Centurion1]

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

By my word i am under attack! it reminds me of this time i was in India........

anyway, my dear woman i was speaking to Subotan. Your hurtful insults insults a man of my class and dignity. You are making yourself out to be a cretin of the lowest class *sniff*

[Thermal]

By my word i am under attack! it reminds me of this time i was in India........

anyway, my dear woman i was speaking to Subotan. Your hurtful insults insults a man of my class and dignity. You are making yourself out to be a cretin of the lowest class *sniff*

This one is being quite brutal, the lady is wearing a frock to flatter even a blind beggar! You won't get an ounce of plaice with those utterances!

Now put the wine bottle down before one smashes it over ones head.

[Greyblades]

Bah! Due to specfic circumstances the night phase is now over I'll be sending the PM now and the writeup in the morning.

[Centurion1]

This one is being quite brutal, the lady is wearing a frock to flatter even a blind beggar! You won't get an ounce of plaice with those utterances!

Now put the wine bottle down before one smashes it over ones head.

I DARESAY!

this is simply atrocious you are all complete cretins, how dare you adress your better with such a tone. I will have you flogged *what what is that there are no more FLOGGINGS!* well sah, this is a call to a gentlemanly duel who are your seconds.

[Thermal]

I DARESAY!

this is simply atrocious you are all complete cretins, how dare you adress your better with such a tone. I will have you flogged *what what is that there are no more FLOGGINGS!* well sah, this is a call to a gentlemanly duel who are your seconds.

You, good sir, need some lessons in good manners and etiquette. If a wailing wine filled Cornish cock-eyed idiotic earl thinks a fine lady should be degraded for telling you some truths, then you need to sober up and stare yourself in the face!

We are all invited on this trip, class and status is of little substance here. My honest modest way of life is more rewarding than your life of ludicrous luxury.

[Centurion1]

You, good sir, need some lessons in good manners and etiquette. If a wailing wine filled Cornish cock-eyed idiotic earl thinks a fine lady should be degraded for telling you some truths, then you need to sober up and stare yourself in the face!

We are all invited on this trip, class and status is of little substance here. My honest modest way of life is more rewarding than your life of ludicrous luxury.

I daresay sah i am of the title Duke and i request you doth not forget such. As well the lady first made an insult to my characte out of thin air claiming i challenged her to a duel. And i have valiantly served the crown in India, what have you done sah.

I say good day.

I SAY GOOD DAY!

[Greyblades]

Um ok that was interesting, anyway I decided I should make up to you for taking so long with the first writeup by doing this one early.

After the meal had ended all the guests retired to the living room for a drink and rounds of charades, poker and other small games until they decided to call it a night and retired to their respective guest rooms. The night seemed peaceful apart from a small clang, several uneven foot steps. In the morning everyone (yes everyone) took breakfast, said your goodbye's and headed back to the dock they had arrived in.
Unfortunately as you arrived at the pier they noticed an absence of a servicable boat and when you went back to the manor the phones had thier wires cut. It seems that you will be here for a while...

Noone died so there was no reason to start lynching as such I'm skipping to next night phase

Night 2.

Alive

johnhughthom
Subotan
Winston Hughes
Centurion1
atheotes
Yaropolk
Renata
Captain Blackadder
A Very Super Market
Double A
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Thermal Mercury
Choxorn
Methos
Joooray

[Thermal]

This gentleman waits patiently whilst the 'Duke' Of the Indian Cornwall tries to slay me in this rather bleak situation.

[Centurion1]

This gentleman waits patiently whilst the 'Duke' Of the Indian Cornwall tries to slay me in this rather bleak situation.

let us reconcile and i offer my sincere apologies to the lady for any insults, lets try to get through this.

[Thermal]

let us reconcile and i offer my sincere apologies to the lady for any insults, lets try to get through this.

I've had this issue ever since my wife left me for a shoemaker, whilst nailing my foot to a coffin...long story I dare say...

If the lady accepts your apologies, then all is forgiven, if not, then it seems we cannot be friends, as I do not want to be nailed to a coffin again!

Did I mention she tried to drown me? I don't know how I managed to get on this boat after the experience...

But shhh, you'll wake the babies

breaks down*

[Choxorn]

Aw, we don't get to randomly lynch people like we usually do on the first day of a mafia game?

[Renata]

Don't ask me. I wanted to join in the roleplaying (Francis Straker-Finch (nee Frank Scuttle) at your service, social climber and companion to a succession of rich widows), but I'm too sick to manage it. Pity me. *coughs on everyone*

[Greyblades]

Aw, we don't get to randomly lynch people like we usually do on the first day of a mafia game?

Funny as that would be there is no real reason to be lynching someone if the people dont even know there is a mafia around.

[Captain Blackadder]

Well I say that ruffian should continue to do what he is doing so that we may all have our party in peace and get of this island. It would be a pity if this rutter would ruin our fine meal.

[Subotan]

I've had this issue ever since my wife left me for a shoemaker, whilst nailing my foot to a coffin...long story I dare say...

If the lady accepts your apologies, then all is forgiven, if not, then it seems we cannot be friends, as I do not want to be nailed to a coffin again!

Did I mention she tried to drown me? I don't know how I managed to get on this boat after the experience...

But shhh, you'll wake the babies

breaks down*

Brandy helps ease the pain

[Centurion1]

Brandy helps ease the pain

as does a fine port.

[Captain Blackadder]

But the thing that does it the most is a fine scotch.

[Subotan]

as does a fine port.

Port is such a lower class tipple.

[Choxorn]

Beer is the solution (and cause) of all of life's problems.

[Winston Hughes]

Lady Weston-Hogues looks horrified.

Brandy? Port?! Scotch?!!!

Filthy foreign muck!

Gin's the thing.

[Subotan]

Claret for a bishop, port for a rector, currant for a curate and gin for the clerk.

[Captain Blackadder]

Which is filthy foreign muck since it was created by those devils the Dutch at least my drink came from the British Isles.

[johnhughthom]

So a drink brought to England from Holland is not foreign muck? Interesting.

edit: Gah! Darn you Cpt B.

[Thermal]

Opts for tuna brine*

[Winston Hughes]

Which is filthy foreign muck since it was created by those devils the Dutch

So a drink brought to England from Holland is not foreign muck?

You speak as if I'm some mindless xenophobe, who automatically takes against something merely because it has an alien provenance. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm perfectly open minded to the exotic, just so long as it doesn't involve those ghastly French, Italians, Spanish, Portuguese, Scots, Welsh, Irish, Slavs, Gypsies, Russians, Jews, Turks, Arabs, Africans, Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Asiatics, Americans, or Australians.

[Double A]

I'll just have some coffee, why does everyone always want alcohol? Sure beer is great, but all the time?

Hank pulls some sugar out of his pockets and dumps it into his coffee cup

[Captain Blackadder]

Coffee what are you a septic or worse a wog? Drink some tea my good man if you are too light of temperment for a real mans drink