Final Fantasy XIII

[Kekvit Irae]

So far, my thoughts on the game:

No exp = no fun.
Vanille is HOT. And she's 19, so there's no guilt involved.
If it wasn't for 4chan, I couldn't tell if Lightning was a boy or a girl. Squenix has a habit of confusing us.
Control only the party leader? If he/she goes down (despite everyone else still alive), the game's over?
Vanille is HOT.
I want my own baby chocobo!
Sazh is Lightning's /b/lackup.
Did I mention Vanille is HOT?
An hour into the game and I'm still not having fun.

In summary, this game so far blows. Not as badly as FFVIII, thankfully, but it's pretty close. But at least it's not an MMORPG like FFXIV.

EDIT:
If you want a real RPG with a plot that isn't confusing, characters that we give a crap about, and actual RPG elements, play Persona 4 and avoid this game like the plague. Squenix really jumped the shark with this one.

And one loltastic moment: I got a code with the game that I can use for a chance to get into the beta of FFXIV. Abandon all hope ye who enter.