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**Beskar** · 03-17-2010, 03:29

Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.

**johnhughthom** · 03-17-2010, 03:32

Retort:

And every time you vote for him God kills a puppy. So, what do you like best, puppies or kittens?

**Lemur** · 03-17-2010, 03:36

Originally Posted by Beskar

Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.

Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?

**johnhughthom** · 03-17-2010, 03:38

Originally Posted by Lemur

Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?

I think you're confusing that with the time the cleaning lady found some dead kittens under Nixon's bed. Watergate happened a few days later and it was forgotten about.

**Hooahguy** · 03-17-2010, 05:10

its about time the public knows about Roswell.

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am i doing this right?

**Gregoshi** · 03-17-2010, 05:37

We can start cleaning up crime in our district by sending me to Washington.

Sure you could vote for me, but your vote would be wasted - like I am right now. Anyone got some pork rinds?