Hey Rhyfelwyr,

You forgot to mention that we Roman Catholics eat newborn babies. Beyond serving Moloch, that explains two other things about us:

1) The whole Fish on Friday thing... good for the digestion after 6 days of newborn babies...
2) The whole anti-abortion thing... can't eat 'em with all that saline on 'em.

I know my post is in utter distaste. Much the way I find the majority of yours through this thread.