That's disgusting.Smack some flies and wondering, are there some funny stuff about them? and I made their pics.
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That's disgusting.Smack some flies and wondering, are there some funny stuff about them? and I made their pics.
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no, swat em with electrical racketOriginally Posted by Hax
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The Police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
The officer said, "Is this your wife, Sir?"
Shocked I answered, "Yes it is!"
He said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I replied, "I know, but she has a lovely personality!"
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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So a guy walks into a bar...
Ouch.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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I actually heard this one from a friend on Monday. I think I was the only one in the room to actually get the joke.
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The 0 said to the 8: "Isn't your belt too tight?"
Two submarines were sitting in a tree, playing a game of cards. An egg was walking by and the submarines asked if it wanted to join them in their game. "No," said the egg, "I don't have time. I need to go to the hairdresser."
What is green but larger than a pea? A soccer field.
It lives in the woods and is heavily armed. Rambi.
What's the difference between a yellow and a red wall?
They're both yellow, except the red one.
Two bears are walking on the street.
Says the one bear to the other: I want to walk in the middle.
What is the fastest: a train or a bus?
The skyscraper, because a cow gives milk.
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