Shakespearean Mafia [Concluded]

[Centurion1]

just so you guys know i just random .org ties. this isnt a huge game like capo.

write up coming i have to brainstorm an idea for the kill now that you flipped it all over the place.

[Beskar]

just so you guys know i just random .org ties. this isnt a huge game like capo.

write up coming i have to brainstorm an idea for the kill now that you flipped it all over the place.

They get covered in chocolate and then eaten alive.

[Thermal]

They get covered in chocolate and then eaten alive.

Sounds.....ludriciously tasty.....

[Centurion1]

Steven: Bring out the scum before me!
Ryan: immeadiately Sir

Out walks atheotes; shylock

Steven: Of what crime has this man committed?
Ryan: I dont know this man claims hes guilty though.

Beskar is called for questioning

Steven: What has this man done
Beskar: Well he is always guilty
Steven: seriously is that all?
Beskar: Uh yep pretty much.

Steven: Well then i wash my hands of this take him to the producers i wont have a potentially innocents mans career on my hands
Beskar (grasping at straws): Uh Uh Uh He said he wanted the directors spot

Steven: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ryan, Seize this man at once.
Ryan: Yes sir.

At this point Shylock spoke.

Shylock: Oh ye shall all pay oh you will pay.
Steven: Ryan, ask him what he means
Shylock I can hear you you know.
Steven: oh well what do you mean then
Shylock: I shall be the star one day and you will suffer my wrath!
Steven: okey-Dokey then uh ryan do what you will with him

Ryan pulls out a large pistol

Steven: No! not again.

Ryan: *sigh* fine.

He takes out a coin, a golden shekel to be precise.

Ryan: Look Shylock im going to give you a fighting chance. If you guess it right ill give you this gold piece along with your pink slip if you lose I'll keep the gold and just give you your pink slip.

Shylock (eyeing the gold): fine. Heads

Ryan flips the coin: Tails too bad

Shylock: shoot



Steven: what the hell was that.
Ryan: Well he's jewish so i thought he would die over the heartbreak of losing money.

Steven (quietly): Ryan do you know what PC Is?
Ryan: sir this is the 1600's they have witch hunts
Steven: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan (visibly cowed): uh what is the point sir.

Steven: I WILL NOT BE THE NEW MEL GIBSON!!!!!!

Ryan: Well actually sir you would be his predecessor
Steven: THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!

And with that young Ryan was covered in chocalate and dropped off at Ye Old Walmart on an x-large halter top sale day.

He was never seen again.

Steven: I will not tolerate racism in any way shape or form.
Shylock (sneaking away): uh of course sir.
Steven: whoah there cowboy where do you think your going
Shylock: uh uh i have to go to the bank to deposit a check
Steven (shaking his head): oh thats so stereotypical......

He hands shylock his pink slip

Shylock: whats this
Steven: A pink slip your fired.
Shylock: What this is discrimination! Im going to sue your ass.
Steven: God i hate my job. Security take him away.

Shylock was dragged away only to be seen by Steven a month later in court over discrimination.
They ruled against Shylock.
Hello its the 1600's people.




*disclaimer* All the antisemitism is in parody

Atheotes is Dead
Role: Shylock (Mafia)

You have 24 hours

sorry for for write up.......... but i cant keep waiting for the muses to strike.

[Thermal]

Steven: what the hell was that.
Ryan: Well he's jewish so i thought he would die over the heartbreak of losing money.

Class write up

Well done bandwagonning crew, your logical was horrible but it worked, this once....

And this has given Beskar even more ammonition, like he needed it.

[TheFlax]

Oh... Wow... He was guilty. Never saw that coming. This changes a lot I guess.

[Beskar]

Atheotes is always the mafia!



Last time you guys ever go "Beskar and his stupid bandwagon" now.

[Thermal]

Atheotes is always the mafia!



Last time you guys ever go "Beskar and his stupid bandwagon" now.

I don't predict he will ever play a game that has you in it in the future.

[Secura]

Atheotes can pull out the PM's I sent so we could actually organize, but due to overall lack of activity, nothing came of it.

We now know why this was the case. :3

[Beskar]

I loved this bit too.

Steven: What has this man done
Beskar: Well he is always guilty
Steven: seriously is that all?
Beskar: Uh yep pretty much.

Steven: Well then i wash my hands of this take him to the producers i wont have a potentially innocents mans career on my hands
Beskar (grasping at straws): Uh Uh Uh He said he wanted the directors spot

Steven: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ryan, Seize this man at once.
Ryan: Yes sir.

I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.

[Thermal]

I loved this bit too.



I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.

Yeah uhhh....I knew Atheotes was mafia, as devoutly as you, uh...

[TheFlax]

I loved this bit too.



I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.

And I'm not for having started the vote? Neat.

[ULC]

We now know why this was the case. :3

Indeed, I was giving atheotes the benefit of the doubt because I thought his luck can't be that bad. I also rescind my overt suspicion of John, due to the tone and nature of the PM's.

[Beskar]

And I'm not for having started the vote? Neat.

Not really, since you quickly jumped off and attacked people voting for him. You could have done the original vote as a ruse to distant yourselves.

Indeed, I was giving atheotes the benefit of the doubt because I thought his luck can't be that bad. I also rescind my overt suspicion of John, due to the tone and nature of the PM's.

or because he was your mafia partner.

[Captain Blackadder]

Hah that is funny he really was mafia random bandwagon to the rescue.

[TheFlax]

Not really, since you quickly jumped off and attacked people voting for him. You could have done the original vote as a ruse to distant yourselves.

I placed the first vote and comment of the day against possibly my mafia partner as a ruse?

Anyways, our back and forths aren't really necessary anymore unless you think I'm scum, I'm satisfied you are not.

[ULC]

or because he was your mafia partner.

Because I can't be altruistic? Come on Beskar, give me some credit. I contacted him because I thought both bandwagons were 1, unfair, and 2, foolish. There was nothing at the time that would convince me that Ath was mafia. The way Ath responded to the idea of my suspicions on John only leads me to believe thaty John isn't his partner, as he was willing to vote in that direction.

Unless, of course, your now willing to accuse both me and John of conspiring together in some convulted plot?

[atheotes]

aw crap... last i came to the org, i saw i was not in the lead and saw the extenesion was closed and this from the host :

round coming to a close id like to see everyone involved.

Methos voted after a new extension was given and tied me for the lynch. and trust my luck to lost the toss up

Request to the host: You dont have to extend rounds if you are not able to do the write-up immediately. You can always close the vote at the designated time and do the writeup later. Otherwise it is just tough on the mafia.

[Thermal]

aw crap... last i came to the org, i saw i was not in the lead and saw the extenesion was closed and this from the host :


Methos voted after a new extension was given and tied me for the lynch. and trust my luck to lost the toss up

Request to the host: You dont have to extend rounds if you are not able to do the write-up immediately. You can always close the vote at the designated time and do the writeup later. Otherwise it is just tough on the mafia.

Or tough on anyone that is going to be lynched, mafia or not.

[A Very Super Market]

It's a tad bit useless to have the worst lurkers to be considered innocent.

[Beefy187]

atheotes is right. It favours the town more then it does the mafias.
By the way I'm back

[atheotes]

Or tough on anyone that is going to be lynched, mafia or not.

it is tough on both town and mafia...but it could be a gamebreaker for mafia anytime but only in the end phases for the town.

[Centurion1]

oh the mafia looks pretty good from where i sit.

and i liked that last round because there was some honest discussion and a gameplay element i had actually got to come into play.

[atheotes]

Right now, you understand your game better than anyone else. A 3 hour extension when there are people from different timezones always has the possibility of going bad for someone who is not able to check in. Miotas came and lodged a vote without reason and it has ended the game for me when i was not under suspicion. Its unfortunate i got lynched and i am ok with it. I was just making an observation...a suggestion perhaps.
I dont want to derail the thread and will not comment any more on this.

[Centurion1]

ok im really sorry guys but i have like zero internet right now and a big decision for college is coming up. meaning im really busy rl. give me a bit longer ill post up the write up soon i promise.

[Centurion1]

Enter Globe Theater. The troupe is practicing even with the losses they have suffered.

Steven: Alright so we have set the scene for whats coming. A war between King Henry the VIII and Macbeth Usurper of the Scots. Now where is Ryan!!!!!!
Carl: Ahem you fed him to the beast of smiles.
Steven: and who the hell are you?
Carl: Carl, your new assistant……
Steven: so why should I already know your name
Carl: I’m your nephew.
Steven: (still clueless) so….
Carl: never mind sir.

(Enter two actors)
Iago: So my sweet, young, tender, delicious, little oriental how are you doing
Lord Beefington: Um I’m ok how are you…..
Iago: I’m just fantastic simply fantastic do you like parrots?
Lord Beefington: Um yes actually I do I think the way they can speak is very endearing.
Iago: Oh how unfortunate.
Lord Beefington: Why? By the way have you seen the King? I have a report to deliver to him.
Iago: (Passes a hand before Lord Beefington’s face) you think you have a report to deliver.
Lord Beefington: Huh wh------ HAHAHAHA imsorry bu7tt hat was ridiculous.
Steven: What was!
Lord Beefington: that hand swipe thing.
Steven (looks pissed): well George said it’s a big hit!
Lord Beefington: king George?
Steven: Wha- No never mind Action!!!!!

Iago: So you don’t have a report to deliver.
Lord Beefington: I don’t have a report to deliver.
Iago: you want to drink this uh….. elixir of life.
Lord Beefington: Ok (dazed look)

Drinks and collapses

Steven: Ok Cut good job boys! Uh Ryan wake him up.
Carl: My names not---- (thinks better of it) uh yes sir.
Carl tries to shake lord beefington awake. He shakes him vigorously but the good lord does not respond……
Carl: uh Uncle Steven we may have a problem…..
Steven: Yes what is my dry cleaning delayed?
Carl: no our Lord Beefington is dead……
Steven: SON OF A -------
Carl: Yes Sir

Carl *aside*: i didnt know we were talking about you?

Steven: what happened!
Carl: he was actually given poison.
Steven: IAGO COME HERE!
Iago: Yes m’lord.
Steven: did you know that was poison?
Iago: No, by the way you look fantastic today sir.
Steven: Do I? Well thank you Iago I’m sure someone with such exquisite taste such as yourself would never do something like this.
Iago: of course sir.
Steven (waves hand dismissively): You may depart my prescence.
Iago (bows): of course my lord.
Steven: I like that young man I really do Ryan.
Carl (sighs): yes sir.

As Iago walks by a brief smirk fills his face before he is swallowed by the darkness of the backstage.

Okay 24 hour day phase sorry for how long it took I know it’s a bit rushed.

[TheFlax]

Erm... Is someone dead? Who is it? I'm guessing Beefy from the writeup?

[Beskar]

I thought it was TinCow.

[Beefy187]

Did someone kill me?
Plague on both your houses!!

[TheFlax]

Alas, poor Beefy! I knew him, my friends: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.