How was the KCAs and how do you guys like iCarly?

[Gregoshi]

So, there's some snotty little brat who just turned 16, who's already a superstar. I, on the other hand, am eight years older than that little bastard, and I'm sitting in an apartment with no heat in 90+ degree weather complaining about him on an internet forum about strategy games.

Look on the bright side Joe. In 10 years he'll probably be broke, having spent his fortune on booze, drugs and women and look like he's about 50 years old. You'll run across his sad tale on a "Where are they now?" show and then wonder why you thought the way you do back now.

Be Spongebob. You'll be much happier that way.