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  1. 04-08-2010, 00:00 #1
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    What's pollen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    What's pollen?
    It's plants having sex and leaving their aftermath all over your car. It's disgusting, frankly. Just yesterday I found my beloved sedan covered with powdered plant sperm. GET A ROOM, TREES!

    Supposedly the pollen count is off the charts this spring. I'm not sensitive to it, but a lot of people are walking around sneezing, coughing, blowing their noses, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    It's plants having sex and leaving their aftermath all over your car.
    Sounds hot. Never really had to deal with this public porn...

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    That's bad enough, but imagine breaking out in a rash every time someone does it
    STD's.
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  4. 04-13-2010, 15:09 #4
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    Were there cherry blossoms falling in Chanslorsville? Heard a poignant story about it somewhere...perhaps it was at another setting...Trees have urges just like anyone else!
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