an EB story

[Fluvius Camillus]

... , The Inuit did not respond, Alexandros did not know that he was frozen for a very long time, and the Inuit who found him actually bothered to bring him all the way to Quebec, for no particular reason. When Alexandros was dropped off by the Inuit, who did not want to speak to him, Alexandros asked a man on the street where he was, all the man could say was: "Je non comprends". Suddenly at the house nearby he heard a scream: "WAAAAAGH", Alexandros knocked at the door of the house and Duguntz opened the door and .....

[plutoboyz]

Smack him till he fell unconscious. Duguntz behead him and make it as Trophy.

[Duguntz]

took his armour and weaponry and puted them himself (like Hector had put the armor of achiles after killing patrocles)... remarking the names carved on the inner part of the back ''Alexandros''... Duguntz wondered if it was THE alexandros

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

... , "Je non comprends".

(sorry for Nitpicking) , it should be Je ne comprends pas (couldn't help myself sorry! ) unless it's because the canadians speak french so poorly haha!

But after Duguntz donned the armour and weopons of Alexandros he noticed that Alexandros head was alive and killed Dugentz using his shoop da hoop laser beam.

[Fluvius Camillus]

(sorry for Nitpicking) , it should be Je ne comprends pas (couldn't help myself sorry! )

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics.

Je mapelle Fluvius Camillus, Je suis Neérlandais, j'habite dans Hippolytushoef. J'ai un maman avec un papan et un pétit frère, mon chat c'est heureux toujours! Au revoir mon ami!

I know some more, but that really isnt the topic here

~Fluvius

[Zradha Pahlavan]

but, like Hector, his pride got the better of him and the gods became very angry, mostly because they had planned on killing Alexandros but were beaten to it...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics,

oops sorry.

[Smelly Jelly]

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics.

Je mapelle Fluvius Camillus, Je suis Neérlandais, j'habite dans Hippolytushoef. J'ai un maman avec un papan et un pétit frère, mon chat c'est heureux toujours! Au revoir mon ami!

I know some more, but that really isnt the topic here

~Fluvius€

[Fluvius Camillus]

You don't like French? You don't get why my cat is always happy? Why the inquisitive?

~Fluvius

[Finn MacCumhail]

Oh no, guys! You killed him!

Alexandros stood on the Styx shore. "Darn, I don't wanna die" thought Alexandros. "Hey, Charon, lead me to the chief. Who is in the charge here?"
Few minutes later he stood in front of Hades. Embarrassed and confused he offered a deal...

Then he opened his eyes and sow his savior with his team...

Hades kept his word.

[plutoboyz]

Suddenly he heard some mysterious voice. "Alex, this is me Hades. remember, your souls worth for 1000 souls! before you give me 1000 souls, half of your souls will stay here! Mwahahahahahaha....." Alexandros realize that he can't move lower part of his body (start from belly).

[Cute Wolf]

And he begs to the gods, "how I can lead an army when I can't walk properly?". So the gods decide that his feet should be restored, but give him impotence.

Meanwhile, he learned that he should take back his Armour from Duguntz, and he set a journey to found something that will made Duguntz dying on sight, a wargozez with real wolf head, and coloured in pink.

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros plan to ally with wolfgozez. but suddenly a cutephract appear with furious charge an kill the wolfgozez. angrily Alexandros strangle the cutephract till dead. he takes the armor, horse and weapon.

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

And thus we finally get Hetairoi Kataphraktoi running around in Quebec....

[Finn MacCumhail]

But he ran so fast, that he missed his destination and stopped only somewhere in Europe. Suddenly the Large Hadron Collider start to work in it's full power and the vortex opened. Then he sow his homeland. But the time was different. He ought to born 50 years later. And he went to the local ruler looking for a job. He kept his surname and name. Several years later he got married and had a son called Phillippos. When Phillippos grew up and married too, he had a son called like his grandfather - Alexandros. That is how Alexandros became a Grandfather to himself...

[Duguntz]

unfortunatly, the Wife of Phillipos was Sicky and unintelligent, while he was healthy, intelligent and charismatic. Unfortunatly, Alexandros was born with the trait ''Not Like His Father'', and so was unhealthy, dull and shy, in addition to be sicky and unnintelligent, like his mother. As poor a man can get, he was also affraid to the point to puke of blood, and let's not even mention courage... At least he was loyal...

[satalexton]

Despite the shortcomings and traits, Phillipos had a solution: Oliver Stone.

[Finn MacCumhail]

And as it usually is, this Hollywood director gave absolutely wrong version of the history. Instead of being Spartan, Alexandros was Makedonian (!), and fought Persian Empire instead of pink worgozez and other honorable things. And then not to offend real people, their names were replaced with imaginative, for example Hefestion, Perdicca and Ptolemy.

[plutoboyz]

then EB teams stand and willing to correct some Historical accuracy. they launch a mod "Alexandros Barbarorum"

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

But the CA team launches their own mod in response called Alexander Total Unrealism, and thus the struggle between good and evil begins.

[plutoboyz]

that made made Alexandros gone crazy. he start his own mod "My Narcissistic Empire", with many city named after him

[Cute Wolf]

then EB teams stand and willing to correct some Historical accuracy. they launch a mod "Alexandros Barbarorum"

that made made Alexandros gone crazy. he start his own mod "My Narcissistic Empire", with many city named after him

And Plutoboyz was suddenly killed by everyone that was disciples of Megas Alexandros (Μαθηται του Μεγαλου Αλεξανδρου), for throwing those insults...

[Apázlinemjó]

And Plutoboyz was suddenly killed by everyone that was disciples of Megas Alexandros (Μαθηται του Μεγαλου Αλεξανδρου), for throwing those insults...

Moreover he was banished even from the Underworld and was forced to smell Atlas' sweaty feet for eternity.

[plutoboyz]

but he managed to to press ~ and cheat. he kill atlas, the gods and capture Alexandros. put Alexandros inside recycle bin. and then plutoboyz go to far east to build his own empire.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

On his way to the east, he met a group of Parthians who told him that although they liked the fact that he had insulted Alexandros the Accursed repeatedly and defied the philhellenes, they didn't like the idea of someone else trying to build an empire in the east, since they had had more than enough of other people trying to put empires on their turf. So they told him to go to Africa instead, where, so they said, the historically-ambiguous domesticated Bush Elephants were hidden somewhere in a faraway kingdom, and would be ready to serve anyone who could build a high-level regional barracks.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

So Pluto went to Africa, caught some African Elephantes and encountered a strange rabbit who claimed to be a dentist..

[plutoboyz]

pluto hire the dentist to take care of his elephant. then pluto go to north looking for ally. he came to a city named Kart-Hadast...

[Duguntz]

where, at his surprise, the people and governament refused to give him an audience...

[plutoboyz]

he continue his journey to Numidia. meet the king Jugurtha and make alliance against...

[Duguntz]

While Duguntz, seeking revenge against alexandros and still cursed by the gods because he was faster than them (and gods are damn proud) went far south of his Natal Quebec, seeking alliance where pluto failed