an EB story

[satalexton]

Then suddenly, the royal tombs exploded. Emerging from the smoke and rubble, are taxis after taxis of phalangitai and ile after ile of cavalry. Unlike any other, these men (and horses) are all wearing powered-armour made of mithril, armed to the teeth with plasma sarrisae, force-field generating shields, anti-gravity homing javelins and each bearing an energy-bladed kopis for a side arm.

The standard bearer, bearing a holographic image of God-King Maion, marched forward. Face projected a hundred times the normal size, the god king of kings called for an end to the fighting. Sonic refused on the grounds that he is a philromaios, and he and his army were quickly reduced to red mist from a single javelin launched from amongst the cavalry. The fighting promptly ended.

Reunited, and Lykos having to wash the army's dishes for a week as a punishment for allying with Sonic, the unstoppable army marched towards Barbaropolis once again...

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

And so it turns out the Germanic Romaioktonoi were actually very smart to stay neutral due to the fact that they were going ahead in time to collaborate with their Varangian brothers in forcing "Basileia ton Romaion" to change its name to "Basileia ton Hellas kai Asia Mikra".....

[Cute Wolf]

Reunited, and Lykos having to wash the army's dishes for a week as a punishment for allying with Sonic, the unstoppable army marched towards Barbaropolis once again...

And while washing dishes, Lykos said... "Hey, did you remember that Barbaropolis on earth are allready razed to the grond and made into ruins ful of manure? Those Romaioi Barbaroi are actually in space now, fighting space Celtics and Germans..."

[satalexton]

"Nay," says Maion. "The One True Barbaroi Stays."
"Hidden beneath the sewers, they hide."

[Cute Wolf]

"I swear I've meet with them in space..." Lykos Replied.
"Sonic comes from up there, you can use my squadron of flying saucers if you want....."

[plutoboyz]

"no, no Romaioi in space. I've clean the space. and none of you help me.
ah... I see you guys are fighting each other. I better back to Pakuan to assemble my own army. just in case one of you attack me"

[satalexton]

they are in space, but their females and 'lings are hiding in the sewers...if they aren't purged, barbaropolis will regrow within a year.

[Cute Wolf]

So the Romaioi hive queen is still hidden in Barbaropolis? Equip the men with heavy anti infestation suit then... so they wouldn't be infested hellenes turned against us.