Chatroulette destroyed my ego...

[PanzerJaeger]

So ya i got on there and apart from the massive onslaught of penises everyone kept skipping me. Now i feel ugly and judged.................. well I did talk to this one awesome and hilarious girl for like 20 minutes and then i accidentally hit backspace and it closed the chat and i had no way of ever talking to her again.... she probably felt ugly and judged….. all in all a very unfulfilling experience....

[Lemur]

Chatroulette scares me. You're a braver man than I for trying it.

[pevergreen]

I have a friend who feeds a taped video of a girl doing some weird things. Like not even sexy, just kinda like what you're expect the weird girl in the corner of the party to do.

Why does he do it? He's gay and it gets guys to...well, you know.

[Husar]

Well, you're a guy, it was probably a lot of guys skipping you because you're not a hot blonde with big boobs or whatever superficial/funny thing they were looking for.

And no, I haven't tried it either, I thought about it but yeah, I saw that southpark episode first...

[PanzerJaeger]

Well I assumed any webcam based chat would attract a certain amount of that sort of thing, but I read an article that lauded the site for connecting people from all over the world and creating new friendships. Obviously not the kind of friendship I was looking for! South Park did an episode on it?

[pevergreen]

I think it was the one about facebook.

Basically it just jokes about what you see on chatroulette and then the joke at the end of it

"If you want to find good friends you have to wade through a bunch of dicks first."

[Beefy187]

Chat roulette? So you talk to people chosen randomly?
I wonder how many goes it takes to meet another orgah on it.

[Fragony]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/8761...e_pianist.html

[pevergreen]

That guy is funny, and actually darn talented...

[Beskar]

Chatroulette doesn't interest me at all. What are you meant to even talk about and why would you even want to talk to the other person?

Only time I would consider if it was doing what the piano guy is doing for the lulz.

[PanzerJaeger]

Chatroulette doesn't interest me at all. What are you meant to even talk about and why would you even want to talk to the other person?

Only time I would consider if it was doing what the piano guy is doing for the lulz.

Oh I really like the concept, just not how it seems to have turned out. I like random talks with strangers though, so maybe its just me.

[Husar]

I think it was the one about facebook.

Basically it just jokes about what you see on chatroulette and then the joke at the end of it

"If you want to find good friends you have to wade through a bunch of dicks first."

Yes, that's what I meant.

Don't see anything wrong with talking to strangers, but I like to talk to relatively mature people, not a bunch of jerks.

[Lemur]

I think it was the one about facebook.

Very funny episode. You'll be able to view the whole thing for free here come May 8th.

[Secura]

What are you meant to even talk about and why would you even want to talk to the other person?

Alot of people men on it aren't chatting at all but stroking the salami, as it were, which is as delightful as it sounds.

It's a good concept, but as usual ruined by men.

[Cute Wolf]

Alot of people men on it aren't chatting at all but stroking the salami, as it were, which is as delightful as it sounds.

It's a good concept, but as usual ruined by men.

how did you know they was stroking their salami?
you peek them......

[Secura]

how did you know they was stroking their salami?
you peek them......

Because on occasion you'll end up chatting to someone and they've pointed the camera at their crotch; that's a straight no-no and onto the next person IMO.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I have a friend who feeds a taped video of a girl doing some weird things. Like not even sexy, just kinda like what you're expect the weird girl in the corner of the party to do.

Why does he do it? He's gay and it gets guys to...well, you know.

You mean that girl in the low-cut black dress who shows off the flexibility of her jawbones on a coke bottle?



Bugger.

I feel dirty now.

[Cute Wolf]

Because on occasion you'll end up chatting to someone and they've pointed the camera at their crotch; that's a straight no-no and onto the next person IMO.

I suggest you report them to police or some autorithy... as they are actually doing internet sexual harrasments....
*. Unless it was with your consent....

[Secura]

I suggest you report them to police or some autorithy... as they are actually doing internet sexual harrasments....

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some sort of legal loophole in the service, really.

Unless it was with your consent....

Salami isn't to my tastes.

[A Nerd]

Gross, but punny. I would think polishing the bishop on the internet would be similar to indecent exposure. Perhaps the internet is a little more lax though.

[Myrddraal]

This whole scenario reminds me a bit of talking on the tube. I don't know if it's the same on metros around the world, but the London underground is a study in how to ignore each other. It seems there's a competition on the tube to see who can memorise the adverts above the people opposite. Eye contact is severely frowned upon. I've managed to strike up conversations with tourists several times before, but only once with English people. It's no wonder the free papers are so successful, who cares what rubbish you're reading and who cares if this is the fith time you're reading the same article, so long as you have something to focus on intently throughout your journey.

You mean that girl in the low-cut black dress who shows off the flexibility of her jawbones on a coke bottle?

Bugger.

I feel dirty now.

Oh man that pianist had me laughing for the length of the video.

Salami isn't to my tastes.

Giggedy giggedy.

[Centurion1]

Salami isn't to my tastes.

and theres the .org's female influence.......

[Beskar]

Salami isn't to my tastes.

I heard a Big Smokey was to your liking though.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Alot of people men on it aren't chatting at all but stroking the salami, as it were, which is as delightful as it sounds.

It's a good concept, but as usual ruined by men.

Witty and opinionated, just what we need in the Backroom!


There's plenty of fun threads going on at the moment. Beskar's claiming different races have different cogntive characteristics. We're trying to show him the error of his ways, but need your help!




...I agree with you that fish tastes better than sausage...

[Beskar]

There's plenty of fun threads going on at the moment. Beskar's claiming different races have different cogntive characteristics. We're trying to show him the error of his ways, but need your help!

Louis... don't start talking big fibs now, you are a moderator.

You know full well that it is not the case, I have never commented something like that.

However, I can tell the difference from my Broca's area 42 and your area F5.

[Secura]

I would think polishing the bishop on the internet would be similar to indecent exposure.

Searching Wikipedia for the website brings up a short, concise article that raises an interesting point:

The website has required users to be at least 16 years old, and prohibits pornographic behavior. Users who experience harassment or witness illegal, immoral, or pornographic activity may report the offending user. After three users have complained about the same participant within 5 minutes the user is banned from the service[3] for 10-40 minutes.

It would appear that stroking the salami is strictly prohibited, but only yields a punishment if reported, and even then it's a simple ban from the service. I don't think 10-40 minutes is even necessary though... most men would be done in five minutes.

and theres the .org's female influence.......

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Centy?

I heard a Big Smokey was to your liking though.

Yes, yes, I have a liking for that pizza, but if I'm honest I'm getting a little tired it, might just be the fact that Dominos never make it the way I want; there's either no BBQ sauce where it's like eating cheesy sandpaper or too much sauce whereby the pizza is greasy and drips all over the place. Then there's the toppings where there's not enough of the sausage or far too much chilli pepper...

...what kinda charlatans are they employing?!

Witty and opinionated, just what we need in the Backroom!

Hahaha, shameless advertising? Actually, I've been told to join the Backroom a few times, I've just never gotten around to it.

There's plenty of fun threads going on at the moment. Beskar's claiming different races have different cogntive characteristics.

This sounds like something that he and I discussed briefly over MSN; he sent me a draft of his coursework introduction and I just gave it the Secura Spelling & Grammar TouchTM. It was something about ethics across cultures from what I could gather, so I assume he took that topic into the Backroom for further discussion and perhaps some opinions on what he was doing.

Having studied psychology at degree level too, and having some measured success with it, I can say that some psychological work does state differing cognitive processes and characteristics across different ethnicities and cultures. Not saying that I agree with it, cos I don't, but there are numerous papers on this sort of thing.

We're trying to show him the error of his ways, but need your help!

Hahaha, as Beskar will no doubt tell you, when it comes to about 75% of stuff, Beskar can out-argue me in a flash.

...I agree with you that fish tastes better than sausage...

Plus there's huge health benefits to fish; protein, vitamins, omega-3...

[Cute Wolf]

It would appear that stroking the salami is strictly prohibited, but only yields a punishment if reported, and even then it's a simple ban from the service. I don't think 10-40 minutes is even necessary though... most men would be done in five minutes.

Someone will report this because this was very insulting to most men

[Husar]

I can eat a salami in less than five minutes.

Well, a slice of salami. Never had a whole one.

[Beskar]

Someone will report this because this was very insulting to most men

Not really, Secura was being kind. Average man can most likely do it in 30 seconds if we are to believe the media and comedy shows.

[Fragony]

They shouldn't complain, quik and easy they don't feel a thing