I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.Originally Posted by Subotan
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I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right
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Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
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Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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^^T'was my first career choice, LOL. Second was Lawyer & Journalist. However, Nixon (and my friends and neighbors, according to the letter he sent) had other plans for me.Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate.
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But Jemima Crowe-Murphy works perfectly.
You'd be a prospective candidate for a seat the Tories don't expect to win. You'd look a bit like this:
She's the prospective candidate for Exeter. All very jolly hockey sticks and tax breaks for millionaires.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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Robert Cranford-Hurd.
This threads awesome.
"A lamb goes to the slaughter but a man, he knows when to walk away."
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You might be that rarest of Tory MPs - one with a brain. Which means you will attract enemies like flies round &^%t and after a brief spell in the cabinet, get photographed walking out of a high class brothel. Your loyal wife will publically forgive you, but the party faithful won't.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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Ian Park-Davis
Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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