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    Senior Member Senior Member Idaho's Avatar
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    James Kings-Hall

    OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian
    I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
    I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right

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    Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
    Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.
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    Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate.
    ^^T'was my first career choice, LOL. Second was Lawyer & Journalist. However, Nixon (and my friends and neighbors, according to the letter he sent) had other plans for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.
    But Jemima Crowe-Murphy works perfectly.

    You'd be a prospective candidate for a seat the Tories don't expect to win. You'd look a bit like this:





    She's the prospective candidate for Exeter. All very jolly hockey sticks and tax breaks for millionaires.
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    Robert Cranford-Hurd.

    This threads awesome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus View Post
    Robert Cranford-Hurd.

    This threads awesome.
    You might be that rarest of Tory MPs - one with a brain. Which means you will attract enemies like flies round &^%t and after a brief spell in the cabinet, get photographed walking out of a high class brothel. Your loyal wife will publically forgive you, but the party faithful won't.
    "The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney

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    Ian Park-Davis

    Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean.
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