Ok. So after last ´days elections things have calmed down a bit. Here are few comments from locals. Starting with Quote from johnhughthom: "Didn't you hear the 39 yawns? " Also another sharp comment about the current hectic situation came from Diana Abnoba: "Here is one for you ".

Other then that the marginal groups were blaming media for their minimal support in the last elections, which is nothing new coming from people like Romanic, whom we know nothing about,but still we should give him space in the news. Here is the statement of the marginal candidate: "Not a word about me in the news. I'm insulted. I was part of this election! I had people voting for me! ".

Well sure there was someone that uses small letters to start with his name, but other then that we dont know anything about the agenda, personality or even favourite icecream of the said candidate. Mr. Romanic, if you have something worth telling to the public please do so and we promise to give you more spotlight.

We also had some other people with problems like Scienter who commented: "I keep expecting huge worms to show up. " Well honey, there are medicines for that.

Last one of our male resident known to support the scary knife wielding mask man had some grievances with his social life. Psychonaut was worried that his invite to Lesbian bondage Club down in Al Jaheer had possibly been lost in the mail.Quote: "Where. Was. My. INVITE!".

Do not worry as the help is near. In order to help the non existant social life of our esteemed audience. Sahara News will be providing a hand grenade to Psychonaut. Just pull the pin and 72 virgins will be yours in no time!

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