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    Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

    I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YLC View Post
    Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

    I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.
    You speak words of selflessness, but only act in your own interest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    You speak words of selflessness, but only act in your own interest.
    How so comrade? Yes, I do indeed wish to be elected, but how is that inherently selfish? I want to be elected so I can help my fellow men, and will keep my books open so that others can see my intentions are pure. The influence I gain will be put towards insuring the safety of the people - I will make no offensive maneuvers unless it is the will of the council. That is, and how it should be.

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    Your pour words like sweet honey in my ear, but how do I tell if these words are not woven in poison? You claim to act on behalf of the people, a noble cause indeed, but what of those who wish to defect from the Holy Bovine Empire, will you be persuaded by their requests?

    Alas, I am assured your intentions are as pure as your wives crisp white linen sheets upon her bed.
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    Are you professing that the interests of this council are inherently against the good of the people, Stefan? I should hope that is not what your insinuating - for then your retort would take on an entirely new meaning.

    But to satisfy you, no, I would not bow to the secessionists, the rebels. Their wish is to restore the Kingship of Beefdom, a decidedly theocratic and authoritarian regime, and topple the Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican and freethinking in its character. These insurgents are thus not altruistic in their intentions, but rather selfish and think nothing of the consequences of their actions to the people.

    Such people will never find sanctuary with me.

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    Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican
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    Are you professing that the interests of this council are inherently against the good of the people, Stefan? I should hope that is not what your insinuating - for then your retort would take on an entirely new meaning.
    It is interesting how my loyalty is questioned as such, I only inquired as to allow you to explain your position further. There is no need to relitiate against me, brother, we are more civilised than to degrade ourselves to petty bickering. We are honourable representations of this glorious empire, comrades in arms against the greater threats.

    Do you not agree?

    But to satisfy you, no, I would not bow to the secessionists, the rebels. Their wish is to restore the Kingship of Beefdom, a decidedly theocratic and authoritarian regime, and topple the Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican and freethinking in its character. These insurgents are thus not altruistic in their intentions, but rather selfish and think nothing of the consequences of their actions to the people. Such people will never find sanctuary with me.
    It is good to be informed about your commitment to the Holy Bovine Empire, would hate to lose some one of your calibur to the rebellion.

    I beg, to ask, what do you wish to do for the good of these rebels? I am most curious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    wut
    See? This is the man you would elect, a man without an inkling of why we all stand together?

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    It is interesting how my loyalty is questioned as such, I only inquired as to allow you to explain your position further. There is no need to relitiate against me, brother, we are more civilised than to degrade ourselves to petty bickering. We are honourable representations of this glorious empire, comrades in arms against the greater threats.

    Do you not agree?
    I did not question your loyalty, Stefani, merely your argument, so that I would awaken you to it's inherent flaws. I hold no ill will towards you, and am glad you see the good the Empire does.

    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    It is good to be informed about your commitment to the Holy Bovine Empire, would hate to lose some one of your calibur to the rebellion.

    I beg, to ask, what do you wish to do for the good of these rebels? I am most curious.
    For the rebels? Nothing, so long as they do not repent. For those that might suffer their misguided wrath, I will aid them as much as I can.

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    Am I still in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by |Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88 View Post
    Am I still in here?
    Yes Warman. Your still alive and you can still talk.
    But you don't have a vote.


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    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

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    I spit on your moralities Beskie!

    Wait, we are talking about that right?

    Whatever. Why I even part of this convorsation?

    Well, I'm hungry. elect: Pizza. Because I'm hungry.

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