Assorted musings upon the fairer sex

[Kadagar_AV]

But, I thought Scandinavia was heaven on earth. The true model on which other nations should be based. Why wouldn't we be interested?

Sweden: The girls are great when they stand still and shut up. As soon as they open their feminist mouths or show their ineptitude of walking in high heels though, the attraction dies.

Norway: Hitting baby seals with baseball bats is the national sport.

Denmark: Did you know that the orc language in LOTR was based on Danish?

Iceland: With their economy, they trade their daughters for a bumper sticker.

Finland: I am just joking of course. We all know it is not part of scandinavia, right? RIGHT!?





However, I prefer living in an insignificant nation that doesnt really cause much trouble and mainly MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS, than some "player on the world scene".

[Idaho]

Sweden: The girls are great when they stand still and shut up. As soon as they open their feminist mouths or show their ineptitude of walking in high heels though, the attraction dies.

This is the sort of thing that not so nice people say, I'm sure you are just quoting others though.

[Kadagar_AV]

This is the sort of thing that not so nice people say, I'm sure you are just quoting others though.

Don't get me wrong. Same job - same salary, FINE by me.

However, you have no idea of what ultra-feminism is until you have visited Sweden.

When I studied ancient literature, we had a feminist "professor". I say "professor" as she wrote on feminism, and that is basically a free-pass to government funds no matter intellectual (or was it intelligent, just JOKING) ability.

Anyway, it was quite interesting to have a historical author list with 50/50 men and women. Don't get me wrong, women are great. But if you study literature history, one MIGHT assume that most writers worthy of reading would have been men, as women basically did not write much the first thousand years or so.

Dissing Shakespeare for some obscure female writer no one ever heard of?

So no, I was not quoting others. It is my genuine belief that Swedish girls are way to feminist for heir own good. There are of course exceptions.

Living in a society where you daily see posters saying men are rapist pigs kind of make me appreciate non-Swedish girls. Don't judge me till you have been there mate.

As to walking in high heels..

High heels are not by definition sexy, a woman must also know how to walk in them. When I am in Austria, France, Italy - the girls move with divine grace. In Sweden, the girls look like they are attempting some hardcore balancing act for the very first time.

It is very unflattering to the eye.

[Idaho]

So no, I was not quoting others. It is my genuine belief that Swedish girls are way to feminist for heir own good. There are of course exceptions.

Living in a society where you daily see posters saying men are rapist pigs kind of make me appreciate non-Swedish girls. Don't judge me till you have been there mate.

As to walking in high heels..

High heels are not by definition sexy, a woman must also know how to walk in them. When I am in Austria, France, Italy - the girls move with divine grace. In Sweden, the girls look like they are attempting some hardcore balancing act for the very first time.

It is very unflattering to the eye.

Sounds like a load of nonsense to me. You believe that Swedish women should present themselves in a way you find attractive otherwise they are "too feminist". Doesn't even make sense.

[Kadagar_AV]

Sounds like a load of nonsense to me. You believe that Swedish women should present themselves in a way you find attractive otherwise they are "too feminist". Doesn't even make sense.

So shoot me, I prefer women I find at least remotely attractive.

I assume pulling out the chair for the lady, or opening the door for her, would also be bad in your eye? Mind you, this would be a date-ending thing for many Swedish girls. By pulling out her chair you are CLEARLY insinuating that she isn't able to, no?

Do you know how many girls in Sweden use Snus (it is kind of like chewing tobacco).

Have this picture:

A long-legged beautiful girl is standing outside a nightclub. You can not take your eyes off of her!

Then she stumbles (with her high heels) to a chair, sits down with legs wide apart, put some tobacco in her mouth, and spit on the ground. You still want to sex her up?

Maybe I am a chauvinist pig, but I would prefer not to have that behavior in my significant other.

[Strike For The South]

Then she stumbles (with her high heels) to a chair, sits down with legs wide apart, put some tobacco in her mouth, and spit on the ground. You still want to sex her up?

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Yea dude, get laid and free tabacco

[Idaho]

So shoot me, I prefer women I find at least remotely attractive.

I assume pulling out the chair for the lady, or opening the door for her, would also be bad in your eye? Mind you, this would be a date-ending thing for many Swedish girls. By pulling out her chair you are CLEARLY insinuating that she isn't able to, no?

Do you know how many girls in Sweden use Snus (it is kind of like chewing tobacco).

Have this picture:

A long-legged beautiful girl is standing outside a nightclub. You can not take your eyes off of her!

Then she stumbles (with her high heels) to a chair, sits down with legs wide apart, put some tobacco in her mouth, and spit on the ground. You still want to sex her up?

Maybe I am a chauvinist pig, but I would prefer not to have that behavior in my significant other.

I couldn't care less what you do or who you like. i just don't want to presented with your strange views as if they were perfectly normal.

[Kadagar_AV]

I get some very disturbing mental images when I think of you two with the Valkyries...

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess :)

I for one would not kiss a girl with tobacco in her mouth, but then, we can't all be picky.

[insert big clown face]

Can we all agree we like girls? And if not, can we agree that that is OK too?

[Rhyfelwyr]

I couldn't care less what you do or who you like. i just don't want to presented with your strange views as if they were perfectly normal.

His views sound normal enough to me.

Equal pay, equal rights etc, by all means. But for some reason some feminists feel the need to think women are 100% the same as men. And then there are the even crazier ones that think all men are scum.

Gah! This thread is giving me memories of my psychotic feminist teacher from social policy studies or whatever it was called. She had that wide-eyed psychotic look and managed to speak 10 times louder than I can shout. And some of the views that crept up in what she said... wow.

When women act the way Kadagar was describing, it really isnt' nice. And I don't think expectations for womens' behaviour are some sort of artificial social creation, there are a lot of pretty general similiarties across every culture I can think of. But these loonies talk about 'gender' roles as if men just made them up to oppress women. Bah! Another example of people trying to make nature fit to their ideologies... it never works.

I am in danger of having strangely similar views to Kadagar in many threads these days...

[Beskar]

So no, I was not quoting others. It is my genuine belief that Swedish girls are way to feminist for heir own good. There are of course exceptions.

Living in a society where you daily see posters saying men are rapist pigs kind of make me appreciate non-Swedish girls. Don't judge me till you have been there mate.

Actually, it is called "home country symdrone". Basically, living in a country, you see everyone who isn't attractive as well as the attractive ones. Also for some reason, all the foreign girls who come over to your country are attractive. Perhaps it is because those from a middle class background are more attractive than those from a working class background.

As for example, the Swedish girls I know here are cute, sexy accents, and I also learnt, that in sweden, you don't make any sort of initimate contact, including hugging or kin.

[gaelic cowboy]

Actually, it is called "home country symdrone". Basically, living in a country, you see everyone who isn't attractive as well as the attractive ones.

What's seldom is often nice.

[Vladimir]

Sweden: The girls are great when they stand still and shut up. As soon as they open their feminist mouths or show their ineptitude of walking in high heels though, the attraction dies.

Norway: Hitting baby seals with baseball bats is the national sport.

Denmark: Did you know that the orc language in LOTR was based on Danish?

Iceland: With their economy, they trade their daughters for a bumper sticker.

Finland: I am just joking of course. We all know it is not part of scandinavia, right? RIGHT!?





However, I prefer living in an insignificant nation that doesnt really cause much trouble and mainly MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS, than some "player on the world scene".

Very clever. I see your point.